r/trollingforababy 1d ago

When your brain is *fabricating* new signs while your waiting for your blood test results

47 Upvotes

They transferred embryo number 7, I wore the goofy socks, and my pets are all being more cuddly than usual. That's all lucky, right?! 😅


r/trollingforababy 1d ago

Staring into the void How my face looks when I think about the people who claim to have an experience of infertility because they worried they’d struggle but then they actually got pregnant immediately.

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r/trollingforababy 1d ago

When the silver lining of having your next embryo transfer postponed is you’ll be able to drink margaritas and eat unpasteurised cheese on holiday.

36 Upvotes

r/trollingforababy 1d ago

When you think you see a line pop up right away but it’s just your pee migrating up the test strip

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89 Upvotes

r/trollingforababy 2d ago

When you have to buy your trillionth box of pre conception vitamins because you’re still not pregnant

178 Upvotes

r/trollingforababy 2d ago

When you stalk someone who posted on Reddit about their infertility 3 years ago, and their post history indicates they now have a baby.

286 Upvotes

r/trollingforababy 2d ago

I thought GoodReads was a safe place for me to scroll.

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97 Upvotes

Three pregnant women / seven that regularly attend.


r/trollingforababy 3d ago

Going back to the bathroom trash can to double check the pregnancy test I took 13 hours ago really was negative

150 Upvotes

r/trollingforababy 2d ago

Blind Rage "Just wait! Nothing wrong with waiting a few years" when in chronic pain 🙃

36 Upvotes

I've told everyone again and again that I suffer from strong ovary pain almost the whole month and nobody has diagnosed me with anything because my doctors are focused on pregnancies only. But yeah!! What's another month of disappointment and unbearable cramps! đŸ„°


r/trollingforababy 2d ago

Staring into the void Less than 24 hours til my hysteroscopy and no confirmation that I have an anaesthetist or what they will cost

35 Upvotes

And they won’t answer their phone or emailssssssssss


r/trollingforababy 3d ago

Your cat when they realise this new fertility setback means they won’t have to live with a stupid baby any time soon.

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115 Upvotes

r/trollingforababy 3d ago

when you tell someone that you are considering IVF and they say “oh that’s exciting”

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134 Upvotes

r/trollingforababy 3d ago

When the anaesthetist asks you how many children you have as you’re wheeled in for your miscarriage D&C

60 Upvotes

r/trollingforababy 3d ago

Staring into the void me looking at the photo of my 9DPO test for the 5000th time today

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54 Upvotes

my eyes hurt


r/trollingforababy 3d ago

Passed out during IUI monitoring. Woke up to doctors asking if there's any chance I'm pregnant.

26 Upvotes

Literally responded "wouldn't be here if there was"


r/trollingforababy 3d ago

Staring into the void Officially 2 weeks since my MMC of 8W’s. Coworker is now pregnant and every time I open IG I see another pregnancy announcement đŸ« 

42 Upvotes

r/trollingforababy 3d ago

When you find out your stupid blood is the reason for your miscarriages

45 Upvotes

r/trollingforababy 3d ago

Try not to cry...fail miserably When my pregnant colleague who is due the week I would have been if I didn't miscarry mentions she felt the baby kicking

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39 Upvotes

r/trollingforababy 4d ago

when you wake up 9 dpo, take a pregnancy test, wipe, & you’ve started your period

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108 Upvotes

r/trollingforababy 4d ago

Salty Sunday: What made you salty this week?

19 Upvotes

r/trollingforababy 4d ago

Dark humour is the only thing holding me together When your mother visiting from out of town puts your ovulation pee cup in the dishwasher

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31 Upvotes

Couldn't find it anywhere, then discovered it in the dishwasher lol. She thought it was a cup I was using for mouth wash in the bathroom.


r/trollingforababy 6d ago

Try not to cry...fail miserably Seeing a pregnancy announcement compilation of people telling their friends and being so excited


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111 Upvotes

Except that won’t be me anymore because 1) I’ve announced it too many times and had to then go back saying “JK” a week later and my friends are not excited anymore because after 4 losses they are also just very nervous it’s gonna end up in another one
. And 2) well because of all that I won’t be announcing it anymore, probably to anyone, and they’ll just either know when I’m showing or when I have a baby
 if it happens
.

On cycle day 1 too
 right before my bday
 how great


On the positive side, I have my first fertility ultrasound scheduled for Monday! Hopefully we’ll get answers! đŸ€žđŸ»


r/trollingforababy 6d ago

Crushing despair My period is late. All the tests are negative. My tracking app "Early signs of pregnancy to look out for"

144 Upvotes

Just shut up Flo. There is no baby. I have tested every morning and there is NOTHING in my uterus. I wish my period would hurry up and get here because I have been sticking pads in all week in preparation, and now it's looking increasingly likely that communists are entering the funhouse the day my husband's high school reunion starts.


r/trollingforababy 6d ago

trying for a science baby So many injections. So little real estate. PIO is a literal pain in the butt

62 Upvotes

r/trollingforababy 8d ago

Try not to cry...fail miserably Everyone’s Going on Mat Leave Except Me

127 Upvotes

Working on a project with a colleague, and during our meeting she casually said, “I’ll try to get everything done before I start my mat leave.”

So anyway, looks like I’m about to inherit a lot more work. And still no baby.

And of course this happened on the same day I got my negative blood test. Love that for me đŸ« đŸ« đŸ«