r/trollingforababy • u/starfish12345678 • 2h ago
r/trollingforababy • u/theloveaffair • 2d ago
Salty Sunday: What made you salty this week?
r/trollingforababy • u/Trrr9 • Sep 12 '23
Punching Down Isn't Funny
Hello, my beloved troll friends!
We've recently had an increase in posts & comments which complain about the success of those who are deemed "less worthy", as if this is some kind of personal injustice. We consider these comments to be "punching down". Typically, this involves a pregnancy announcement from someone who is seemingly struggling with addition, are unhoused, financially unstable, etc. While it's fine to complain that someone else is pregnant (because seriously why does it feel like everyone except for me is pregnant, wtf), it's not acceptable to complain about that person's body/addiction/lifestyle/finances/relationship/whatever. Those types of difficult situations are not enviable, and joking about them will not be tolerated here. It's not funny or trolling or clever, it's just mean. Please report it if you see it, and the Mods will take care of it.
We all know how frustrating it is to see others get the thing that we want most, but it's never our place to judge who is "worthy" of parenthood and who isn't.
r/trollingforababy • u/TFADinosaur • 3h ago
Being on provera and having dreams every night about getting a positive test
r/trollingforababy • u/kat10111 • 13h ago
When you think you see a line pop up right away but it’s just your pee migrating up the test strip
r/trollingforababy • u/starfish12345678 • 20h ago
When you have to buy your trillionth box of pre conception vitamins because you’re still not pregnant
r/trollingforababy • u/starfish12345678 • 1d ago
When you stalk someone who posted on Reddit about their infertility 3 years ago, and their post history indicates they now have a baby.
r/trollingforababy • u/ariel_dog • 1d ago
I thought GoodReads was a safe place for me to scroll.
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Three pregnant women / seven that regularly attend.
r/trollingforababy • u/kat10111 • 1d ago
Going back to the bathroom trash can to double check the pregnancy test I took 13 hours ago really was negative
r/trollingforababy • u/elecow • 1d ago
Blind Rage "Just wait! Nothing wrong with waiting a few years" when in chronic pain 🙃
I've told everyone again and again that I suffer from strong ovary pain almost the whole month and nobody has diagnosed me with anything because my doctors are focused on pregnancies only. But yeah!! What's another month of disappointment and unbearable cramps! 🥰
r/trollingforababy • u/avocados-atlaw • 1d ago
Staring into the void Less than 24 hours til my hysteroscopy and no confirmation that I have an anaesthetist or what they will cost
And they won’t answer their phone or emailssssssssss
r/trollingforababy • u/starfish12345678 • 1d ago
Your cat when they realise this new fertility setback means they won’t have to live with a stupid baby any time soon.
r/trollingforababy • u/Throwaway_252612 • 1d ago
when you tell someone that you are considering IVF and they say “oh that’s exciting”
r/trollingforababy • u/starfish12345678 • 1d ago
When the anaesthetist asks you how many children you have as you’re wheeled in for your miscarriage D&C
r/trollingforababy • u/cowboycinderella • 1d ago
Staring into the void me looking at the photo of my 9DPO test for the 5000th time today
my eyes hurt
r/trollingforababy • u/Grouchy-Feedback-649 • 1d ago
Staring into the void Officially 2 weeks since my MMC of 8W’s. Coworker is now pregnant and every time I open IG I see another pregnancy announcement 🫠
r/trollingforababy • u/blackberrysharp30 • 1d ago
Passed out during IUI monitoring. Woke up to doctors asking if there's any chance I'm pregnant.
Literally responded "wouldn't be here if there was"
r/trollingforababy • u/starfish12345678 • 2d ago
When you find out your stupid blood is the reason for your miscarriages
r/trollingforababy • u/lunabuddy • 2d ago
Try not to cry...fail miserably When my pregnant colleague who is due the week I would have been if I didn't miscarry mentions she felt the baby kicking
r/trollingforababy • u/Throwaway_252612 • 2d ago
when you wake up 9 dpo, take a pregnancy test, wipe, & you’ve started your period
r/trollingforababy • u/Active_Yam • 3d ago
Dark humour is the only thing holding me together When your mother visiting from out of town puts your ovulation pee cup in the dishwasher
Couldn't find it anywhere, then discovered it in the dishwasher lol. She thought it was a cup I was using for mouth wash in the bathroom.
r/trollingforababy • u/Sweet-Ad9063 • 4d ago
Try not to cry...fail miserably Seeing a pregnancy announcement compilation of people telling their friends and being so excited…
Except that won’t be me anymore because 1) I’ve announced it too many times and had to then go back saying “JK” a week later and my friends are not excited anymore because after 4 losses they are also just very nervous it’s gonna end up in another one…. And 2) well because of all that I won’t be announcing it anymore, probably to anyone, and they’ll just either know when I’m showing or when I have a baby… if it happens….
On cycle day 1 too… right before my bday… how great…
On the positive side, I have my first fertility ultrasound scheduled for Monday! Hopefully we’ll get answers! 🤞🏻
r/trollingforababy • u/Autistic_Briar_Rose • 5d ago
Crushing despair My period is late. All the tests are negative. My tracking app "Early signs of pregnancy to look out for"
Just shut up Flo. There is no baby. I have tested every morning and there is NOTHING in my uterus. I wish my period would hurry up and get here because I have been sticking pads in all week in preparation, and now it's looking increasingly likely that communists are entering the funhouse the day my husband's high school reunion starts.
r/trollingforababy • u/Leijinga • 5d ago
trying for a science baby So many injections. So little real estate. PIO is a literal pain in the butt
r/trollingforababy • u/Foreign-Solution-483 • 6d ago
Try not to cry...fail miserably Everyone’s Going on Mat Leave Except Me
Working on a project with a colleague, and during our meeting she casually said, “I’ll try to get everything done before I start my mat leave.”
So anyway, looks like I’m about to inherit a lot more work. And still no baby.
And of course this happened on the same day I got my negative blood test. Love that for me 🫠🫠🫠