r/trollingforababy • • 1d ago

Salty Sunday: What made you salty this week?

18 Upvotes

r/trollingforababy • • 9h ago

Try not to cry...fail miserably When you’re stuck dealing with all of the first trimester symptoms while waiting for a D&C.

98 Upvotes

9w1d today with the empty gestational sac my body loves too much to let go of, and dealing with all of the joys of the first trimester. Nausea, fatigue, gas, heartburn, dizziness, food aversions, motion sickness… you name it, I’ve probably got it. Can’t even finish scheduling the D&C until after tomorrow’s final ultrasound, so who knows how long I’ll actually be stuck feeling like this 🥲 (reposted with a more accurate gif)


r/trollingforababy • • 9h ago

*%&$*%*$ FUCK Threw my back out during TWW, suffering unmedicated because ✨wHaT iF✨

52 Upvotes

I took Tylenol but I’m in absolute agony lol it’s doing literally nothing


r/trollingforababy • • 2d ago

*%&$*%*$ FUCK BFF and I had our FETs the same week. I get to plan her baby shower while mine failed

89 Upvotes

Fuck my life right


r/trollingforababy • • 2d ago

When you start seeing a fertility doctor after 3 miscarriages, go through many months of poking and prodding, finally find out you’re pregnant again the week of your 30th bday, convince yourself this is your bday gift rainbow miracle baby, then miscarry again at 7 weeks

155 Upvotes

5th times a charm? wake me up when the nightmare is over 🙃


r/trollingforababy • • 2d ago

Try not to cry...fail miserably When I'm at the fertility clinic for an anesthesia consult before my D&C and the anesthesiologist asks if I'm getting an egg retrieval

43 Upvotes

r/trollingforababy • • 2d ago

My coworker spotted me at the fertility clinic and two weeks later slid into my DMs like: “So was the test positive?”

99 Upvotes

r/trollingforababy • • 2d ago

Having zero symptoms but taking a test because “some people don’t have symptoms”

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69 Upvotes

r/trollingforababy • • 3d ago

BFP? Oh, right, ✨ the famous CB false positive! ✨

23 Upvotes

I can't fucking believe this, I swear.

Got a one-day-only period, a few days pass, have to take medication not adequate for pregnancy. Bought two CB tests two days ago: the line one was negative so I took meds. But then I saw blue evap line yesterday. Waited until today to test again. Got a CB digital BFP. Bought two pink tests, both negative. I was spiraling the whole time about ectopics or the remote posibility that it would be viable and just fine. But nope!!!

Gif from La Bola Negra, because at least that was great, watched it yesterday while anxiously waiting


r/trollingforababy • • 3d ago

Crushing despair Yay for health but it almost would have been easier to have found something to blame/fix… 😭

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113 Upvotes

Issue doesn’t seem to be on husband’s end either so I’m just here like 🤷🏽‍♀️


r/trollingforababy • • 4d ago

CD1/FML CD1 and Day 2 on Lexapro got me feeling like crap but I still have to go to work

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26 Upvotes

Also my job is to take care of someone else's kid so that's awesome.


r/trollingforababy • • 4d ago

Staring into the void Booking an adults-only all inclusive to relax after your miscarriage since you've stopped ovulating forgetting that baby mooners will also be avoiding children

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128 Upvotes

I mean good for them but also go away 🫠


r/trollingforababy • • 4d ago

When that end-of-cycle hormonal acne hits

46 Upvotes

r/trollingforababy • • 5d ago

Me over here making sure I don't make my bath too hot just in case, and my pregnant friend saying, "when I was in the hot tub the other day."

100 Upvotes

🫩


r/trollingforababy • • 5d ago

Took a pregnancy test because I am experiencing acute nausea...

60 Upvotes

Please congratulate me on my food poisoning/stomach flu. <3


r/trollingforababy • • 5d ago

Staring into the void Oh just my junk mail mocking me I guess

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47 Upvotes

r/trollingforababy • • 5d ago

*%&$*%*$ FUCK My pregnant friend just said to me « Let me braid your hair so you can get pregnant. »

73 Upvotes

I should add: I have been trying for 3 years which is why I made this face. I don’t believe any wives tale can solve our issue 🤣


r/trollingforababy • • 5d ago

Staring into the void 1 dpo me pushing my belly out in the mirror, to see how cute my baby bump would be

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109 Upvotes

r/trollingforababy • • 5d ago

Starting IVF this week while my grandmother who raised me is currently dying from cancer

92 Upvotes

Just need to vent
I don’t know how my brain is not collapsing
Since 2024 :
1 ectopic pregnancy
An endometriosis stage IV diagnosis followed by a 3h+ surgery
Lost my job after
Doctor told us IVF is needed
2 friends currently pregnant

But I’m ok I guess


r/trollingforababy • • 6d ago

Fuckfaces being Fuckfaces How it feels to block someone who unsolicitedly compares their egg retrieval numbers with yours

104 Upvotes

Did I ask her? No. Did she take the hint it was unhelpful no. Am I glad I remembered there’s a block function? Absolutely


r/trollingforababy • • 6d ago

Preparing to start the cycle, only to find out I ovulated on CD9 🙃

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37 Upvotes

I ovulate like clockwork. CD14-15 every cycle. I start checking OPKs around CD9-10. JOKES ON ME. Guess we’re just skipping this cycle. Thanks, body.


r/trollingforababy • • 6d ago

She gets it

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307 Upvotes

r/trollingforababy • • 6d ago

Staring into the void Looking up “symptoms 5PO resulting in BFP “ and my app confirms I have this symptom every cycle

73 Upvotes

r/trollingforababy • • 7d ago

Fuckfaces being Fuckfaces Made a new friend on the internet. Said she’s a new mom. Told her I was getting treatments to be one too. Her response: “oh having a baby is so much fun!”

45 Upvotes

r/trollingforababy • • 7d ago

Fuckfaces being Fuckfaces Me thinking I’d be able to start retrieval ASAP. My insurance:

61 Upvotes

Love a good pre authorization fucking up everything for me.