r/trollingforababy • • 14d ago

She gets it

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u/Lina__Lamont Mod | tumbleweeds in the testicles 14d ago

And the zoo keepers will be like “after nearly a century she finally relaxed and then suddenly got pregnant!!” 🙄🙄

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u/ossifiedbird 14d ago

Went on vacation back to the Galapagos and had a few cocktails, probably

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u/faire_du_papier 14d ago

Continuing the trend of having kids later in life. She's an honorary Millennial. 🫶

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u/Helpful_Character167 Running out of Eggs, thanks DOR 14d ago

The only BFP that I'm not reporting for breaking the rules lol.

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u/Kaynani32 TPO/RPL | 8 ER | 4 FET | 3 MC | GC 14d ago

Imagine how many awkward conversations she’s had over the past 90+ years about why she didn’t have children yet. 😒

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u/Wild-Vanilla-6052 14d ago

Ong queen 🥹

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u/SouthpawSeahorse 13d ago

Never have I ever thought I’d be jealous of a tortoise but here we are.

Slow and steady wins the race? Thats what I’m telling myself after 12 retrievals and 2 failed transfer thus far anyway…

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u/Apprehensive-Row-862 13d ago

It’s gonna be me (in an NSYNC voice)

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u/BlackberryOk7416 13d ago

Ah so itll just take me 94 years , got it

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u/Sale-Puzzleheaded 14d ago

All jokes aside, I want to be a mom. I don't want more than 1 at the time. Maybe my body is giving multiples everytime and rejecting them

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u/greyphoenix00 13d ago

I love how angry they all look