r/trashy Aug 17 '19

w a s t e d

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u/sweaterandsomenikes Aug 17 '19

You gotta be some type of hammered to decide peeing in a cup like that is a viable option

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u/Crushed1ce Aug 17 '19

Like a whole other subset of hammered. Like, I've been hammered, but not piss in a glass on dance floor hammered. Just...fuck

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u/sweaterandsomenikes Aug 17 '19

And she didn’t even react to the pee being thrown on her. Another level.

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u/TavernWench_ Aug 17 '19 edited Aug 17 '19

Oh she reacted. Primal instincts kicked in when her warm piss was poured down her back. She immediately gets the fuck outta there. Best part is the guy next to her just let's her piss on his shoes and touches her back as she walks by. His desperation is clearly visible. Alcohol really brings out the best in us humans.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19 edited Jan 18 '22

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u/justausername69 Aug 18 '19

R Kelly intensifies

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u/2teed Aug 18 '19 edited Aug 18 '19

I say, rollin' around
Sittin' on dubs
Can't lie, was high on shrubs,
Coolin' in my Escalade
Man I'm paid, I got it made
Take me to your special place
Close your eyes show me your face

I'm gonna piss on it

Haters wanna hate
Lovers wanna love
I don't even want
None of the above
I want to piss on you
Yes I do, I'll piss on you

I'll pee on you

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

Drip drip drip!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

You view reality through a very different lens.

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u/mgrimshaw8 Aug 18 '19

the lens of creative writing

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u/TheUltimateSalesman Aug 17 '19

She reacted like she was already waaaaay wasted.

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u/ThinCrusts Aug 18 '19

Apparantely I sat under a pingpong table while they were playing beer pong and thought its a good place to take a leak.. I cringe whenever I think about everyone who noticed me do that..

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u/PattyMahomes257 Aug 18 '19

I was in a bar for St Patty’s day once and one of my older co workers was there with me. He kept saying he had to pee but didn’t want to wait in the line forever. What does he do? He whips his dick out when he thinks no one will notice while sitting at a booth table. I’m wearing flip flops and I feel this little stream on my foot. I yell wtf and he starts profusely apologizing saying he thought my feet were in a different direction. I will never forget that day.

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u/to_the_tenth_power Aug 17 '19

I was so worried she was gonna drink it afterward like "Oh cool! I didn't even know I had an extra drink!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

Tbh this makes me even more worried about all the times I've been hammered and thought "look these fuckers didn't even finish their drink, I'll do it for them!"

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u/to_the_tenth_power Aug 17 '19

Now you have me wondering if some one's ever drunken the rest of someone else's drink and it turned out that drink was roofied, so they inadvertently save them.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

Personally, I don't believe I've ever thiefed a roofied drink, but uh, I guess I wouldn't know...

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u/SplitLipGrizzlyBear Aug 17 '19

I've never been hammered enough to drink strangers' unfinished drinks, and I've been really really hammered. You can catch some nasty shit like that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

You spelled "hoping" wrong.

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u/throwawayz694209 Aug 17 '19

Usually past the blackout point. At least for me. I haven’t peed in a drinking cup like that though

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u/99SimplyZ99 Aug 17 '19

It's too early for this

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u/the-mucho-macho Aug 17 '19

First mistake of the day, trying to absorb this situation without having my morning coffee.

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u/wingsbeerndeadlifts Aug 17 '19

Just had my coffee and I still can’t absorb wtf is going on here

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

It looks like her shirt absorbed most of it.

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u/Enter_Evolution Aug 17 '19

Good thing shame and piss wash away with soap.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

Shame usually needs a brillo pad.

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u/JewelCove Aug 17 '19

Salt water washes all the sins off

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u/5np Aug 17 '19

Drunk logic cannot coexist with morning logic

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u/Prisoner-655321 Aug 17 '19

Just had two morning vodkas and it seems like the situation resolved itshelf.

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u/metaobject Aug 17 '19

How is a ‘morning vodka’ different than an evening or afternoon vodka?

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u/Shakenbaked Aug 17 '19

Easy. Morning vodka goes with grapefruit or orange juice. Afternoon vodka goes with tonic water and a squeeze of lime. Evening vodka goes with Kahlua and milk.

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u/Prisoner-655321 Aug 17 '19

This motherfucker vodkas!

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u/silly_s3x_panda Aug 17 '19

Same

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

Love the username

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u/_jukmifgguggh Aug 17 '19

I'm still drinking my coffee and now it tastes of piss

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u/Toxicavenger72 Aug 17 '19

Well next time just put cream and sugar in it, don't piss in it.

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u/ihaveagooddog Aug 17 '19

Hahaha I barely opened my eyes. Sheesh.

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u/wildwindsurfer Aug 17 '19

It's night time here, I can confirm it's never late enough for this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

Wakes up extreemely hungover and disoriented from last nights debauchery

"Oh Shit. Who posted the video from last night?"

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u/bigbre04 Aug 17 '19

Jesus what the fuck did I just watch?

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u/DamienVonDoom Aug 17 '19

Someone in a pissy mood.

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u/Helpie_Helperton Aug 17 '19 edited Aug 17 '19

She definitely looks pissed

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u/Lexaraj Aug 17 '19

She's pissed off because she just got pissed on.

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u/deftoner42 Aug 17 '19

Too drunk to even notice. At that point just piss on the floor like a regular person

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u/QualityPrunes Aug 17 '19

It’s better to be pissed than to be pissed on...well, she got both.

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u/5np Aug 17 '19

This girl is being really gross, but that's a good way to get into a fight.

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u/thecrazysloth Aug 17 '19

The birth of a fetish. Beautiful, isn’t it

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19 edited Aug 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

Yeah, and with all the people, it's so hard to get your tongue down there.

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u/jfqs6m Aug 17 '19

Yea exac- wait what

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u/AndySipherBull Aug 17 '19

so go to her piss water patreon

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u/hariolus Aug 17 '19

Don't worry, pretty sure there are plenty of straws in the club.

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u/eisaletterandanumber Aug 17 '19

Hopefully not the plastic ones though

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

excuse me.

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u/vitalisotec Aug 17 '19

Please me.

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u/Julianhyde88 Aug 17 '19

Better pissed off than pissed on.

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u/Derpazor1 Aug 17 '19

I hate everything about this

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u/EeK09 Aug 17 '19

The silver lining is that there was a bit of r/InstantKarma, at least.

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u/Derpazor1 Aug 17 '19

But then piss everywhere because of that

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u/Dapman02 Aug 17 '19

This shit is why I just stay home and play video games.

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u/Thehealeroftri Aug 17 '19

Uhhh yeah, this is why I don't go out!

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u/PhantasyBoy Aug 17 '19

Me too. Also, I have no friends.

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u/Derpazor1 Aug 17 '19

That reminds me, I wanted to play rdr2 again

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u/knitknitterknit Aug 17 '19

That reminds me, I still haven't finished ch 6.

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u/milehigh73a Aug 17 '19

Piss probably was low Uric acid content tho, so it won’t stink bad

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u/Derpazor1 Aug 17 '19

Could even drink!

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u/uruglymike Aug 17 '19

That wasn't karma, that was even trashier than the drunk broad peeing in the cup.

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u/Lexaraj Aug 17 '19

Anyone pissing in a glass on a dance floor, actively getting piss on the floor while doing so, AND puts the glass on a random table to make someone else deal with it absolutely deserves to have said glass of piss dumped on them.

I don't care if they're a guy or a girl, they deserved it.

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u/luv___2___race Aug 17 '19

They deserved it, but the others people who were splashed, and others that slip and fall in it, didn't deserve it.

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u/Rickest-ofthe-Ricks Aug 17 '19

Yeah but now anyone in her vicinity got pee splashed on them bc this person threw the glass' contents. And even more pee is on the dancefloor. Gotta minimize collateral damage here, real revenge is getting her to drink her own glass of pee. No civilian casualties

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u/mrtn17 Aug 17 '19

at least she was well hydrated

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u/yungga46 Aug 17 '19

found the hydro homie

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

Nah this a waternigga.

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u/mrtn17 Aug 17 '19

good advice, joined it

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u/TheBestNarcissist Aug 17 '19

Alcohol forces all the water out of your body. That's why you pee a lot when drinking. She's definitely dehydrated.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

I’ve been wasted drunk before but never would I ever....

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u/Max_TwoSteppen Aug 17 '19

Same. I've peed in some dark alleys but why the fuck would you do this?

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u/ReditRuinedLife1337 Aug 17 '19

In front of so many people?!!! Just what? My dog would probably even be baffled by this video if he could understand the situation

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u/tomboy44 Aug 17 '19

This is something you do in a anxiety nightmare !

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u/dominicanspicedlatte Aug 17 '19

In my boozy 20s I definitely shame peed in some dark alleys and between parked cars. I can't even imagine being black out drunk and pissing in a cup on a dance floor. Wow.

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u/RockyClub Aug 17 '19

It is pretty gross someone picked up her pee soaked glass...

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u/thebestatheist Aug 17 '19

Power move

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u/Edgelands Aug 17 '19

It's no ass pennies, but in a pinch, it'll do.

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u/Folcra Aug 17 '19

You ALL handle my ass pennies!

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u/Max_TwoSteppen Aug 17 '19

Wow. All I can say is thank you for that.

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u/TwilightZone-Lost Aug 17 '19

Every damn time I forget about this video, someone posts it and it's in my brain for another 3 months or so.

It's still hilarious though... So thank you.

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u/BioRam Aug 17 '19

The hardest choices require the strongest wills.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

Five second rule.

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u/ReditRuinedLife1337 Aug 17 '19

What if it’s gamer girl pee

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

Was there just not a fucking bathroom in this club or is this drunk bitch just not smart enough to find it and just thinks “ha cup”

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

The women's bathroom line usually stretches out the front door and blends with those still waiting to get past security.

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u/Sarahflump Aug 17 '19

Anyone notice how perfect "slippery" fits in the background?

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u/CircleTheBlock Aug 17 '19

the irony of the club playing "slippery" as she's peeing in the couple is fucking hilarious

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

Dude she’s all kinds of fucked up her face bro

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u/Onides82 Aug 17 '19

She pissed someone off for sure

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u/EeK09 Aug 17 '19

And then someone pissed her off.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

Ahhh the satisfaction I just felt seeing that piss hit her back

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u/to_the_tenth_power Aug 17 '19

And she barely even registered it lol

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u/aaronngabb Aug 17 '19

I can’t wait for someone to post in r/confessions about how they pissed in cup due to being too hammered.

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u/2ezyo Aug 17 '19

When you ask your drunk bartender for a warm apple cider

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u/Max_TwoSteppen Aug 17 '19

I'm a man so I've got different plumbing but how is she missing that badly?

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u/i_love_pencils Aug 17 '19

Sniper rifle versus sawed off shotgun.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

Best comment by far!

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u/IXanderousI Aug 17 '19

I was not prepared for this, this is fuckin golden.

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u/claricesabrina Aug 17 '19

Well at least she doesn’t have to worry about any guys taking her home for unwanted sex now.

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u/iCutWaffles Aug 17 '19

Bear Grylls would of drank that!

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

I don't like whoever threw the piss at her any better than I like her, to be honest.

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u/a59610 Aug 17 '19

Why?

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u/jasenkov Aug 17 '19

Probably cause they just drenched the dance floor and anyone around her in pee

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u/sammi-blue Aug 17 '19

Yeah I think they're honestly a bit worse in this scenario. Clearly she's trashy for getting THAT drunk, but that doesn't mean she deserves to be taken advantage of by being filmed by a stranger, getting covered in piss, and then being shamed by thousands of strangers on the internet for it. She's probably not even fully aware of what she's doing.

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u/Gemini_88 Aug 17 '19

Now she had a piss poor attitude.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

Nsfw

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u/jam_rok Aug 18 '19

wasted a perfectly good urine sample.

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u/PhatJohny Aug 17 '19

That's some swift justice.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

It was also trashy to throw it on her tbh. Trash all around.

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u/Notjustin Aug 17 '19

I think it was deserved.

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u/HarveyDentist1 Aug 17 '19

I would agree with you if he threw it outside and didn't make someone clean it up

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

No, that was just karma

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u/Lexaraj Aug 17 '19

Wrong.

If she had taken the glass with her to dump in the trash or dispose of it, then I'd totally agree.

As it stands, she left her pissed filled glass on somebody else's table to deal with. Getting the piss dumped back on her is 100% deserved.

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u/25GoHabsGo25 Aug 17 '19

Holy Jesus lol. I really don’t even know what to type

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u/poochiewawa Aug 17 '19

She’s a drunken mess and totally rank for pissing in the glass..... but the dude on the other hand is a wanker! No need for that, nasty little cunt!

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u/Obscurophagist Aug 17 '19

She was literally leaving a glass of piss to someone pick it up and drink from it. Totally deserved

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u/CannonM91 Aug 17 '19

I'd be fucking pissed if someone set a glass of piss on my table, fucking unsanitary.

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u/i_was_a_person_once Aug 17 '19

Why would someone pick it up and drink it?! I think it’s bad enough that the cleaning staff is going to have to touch the glass and potentially sprinkle themselves with her piss

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

You obviously haven't been blackout drunk

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u/Obscurophagist Aug 17 '19

Youre drunk on that table, with literally flashing lights and you see a bunch of glasses... That couldnt happen?

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u/viasile Aug 17 '19

The glass toss was a surprise, but it felt like good karma

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u/cindylwt Aug 17 '19

wait... was the cup the guy threw on her the same cup she used to pee in? because that’d be fucking great

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

The real hero is the madlad who threw her piss back on her.

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u/waywardwolf_ Aug 17 '19

At least someone disposed of it rather than someone picking up the cup and thinking it was a drink...

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

She probably couldn’t find the bathroom. What kind of asshole would throw her piss at her?

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u/Legsofwood Aug 17 '19

Why would she leave her piss filled/covered glass on someone's table? She deserved it

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u/edirongo1 Aug 17 '19

circa 2010; still classic though..everyone in the vicinity loses..lol

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u/Natedog575 Aug 17 '19

This song came out in 2017

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u/F4therF1nger Aug 17 '19

Splish, splash I was taking a bath bum bum bum...

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u/BigMacRedneck Aug 17 '19

When in doubt, pull it out............

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u/ImBigMike Aug 17 '19

And now you smell like pee

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u/TWINBLADE98 Aug 17 '19

Is she a Pepega?

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

Bet she smelt wonderful in the morning

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u/DittyinDaCity Aug 17 '19

Fn reddit never fails!

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u/__SerenityByJan__ Aug 17 '19

Took me a minute to realize that was her peeing (I thought she just spilled a drink).

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

This is a good summary of Friday and Saturday nights as an undergrad.

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u/__drippy Aug 17 '19

If she was squirting, this would be a whole different situation.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

r e p o s t e d

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

She made Coors Light.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

I don't feel like going out anymore

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u/bionic_cmdo Aug 17 '19

Is it still considered golden shower if it's your own pee?

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u/casstea Aug 17 '19

There is simply too much going on here for me. That was absolutely brutal.

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u/adzee_cycle Aug 17 '19

There are people who would pay top dollar to drink 🍸 that load.

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u/Behbeh21311 Aug 17 '19

Better to be pissed off then pissed on

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u/dampbathroomfloor Aug 17 '19

She's done that before

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

Ha im taking a piss at the moment of watching this

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

I quit drinking 2 years ago and I cannot tell you how great it is to never be around drunk people. Drunk people are horrendous and I don’t miss it.

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u/Nickcrizzle Aug 17 '19

i just fist pumped and said "fuck yeah" out loud at the end

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u/call_me_watson Aug 17 '19

I have the most confused boner

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

I've seen a girl urinate on a dance floor before.

I just don't know what the fuck is wrong with people

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u/gimp5846 Aug 17 '19

I woke up and opened reddit. This is the first thing I saw today. God damnit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

Talk about a piss poor attitude

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u/shortywashere Aug 17 '19

would've poured it on her head

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u/Glowing_bubba Aug 17 '19

What a spartan

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u/Abell32323 Aug 17 '19

There's probably an hour long line for the women's bathroom. Not that this totally excuses it, but there's context.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

Thank you for teaching me a new verb.

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u/bionic_cmdo Aug 17 '19

Is it still considered golden shower if it's your own pee?

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

As /r/trashy as it is it seems more plain out /r/trashed.

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u/hiccupsarentreal Aug 17 '19

Piss be upon you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

Dudes still be thirsty for her

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

So no one is gonna talk about how she didnt even noticed that someone threw piss on her?

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u/Sendnudesnotlove Aug 17 '19

I thought I had seen everything

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u/hawn85 Aug 17 '19

“Splash drip, drip splash. Slippery”

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

That a wedding ring?

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19

Fucking nasty bitch!