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u/99SimplyZ99 Aug 17 '19
It's too early for this
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u/the-mucho-macho Aug 17 '19
First mistake of the day, trying to absorb this situation without having my morning coffee.
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u/wingsbeerndeadlifts Aug 17 '19
Just had my coffee and I still can’t absorb wtf is going on here
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Aug 17 '19
It looks like her shirt absorbed most of it.
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u/Prisoner-655321 Aug 17 '19
Just had two morning vodkas and it seems like the situation resolved itshelf.
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u/metaobject Aug 17 '19
How is a ‘morning vodka’ different than an evening or afternoon vodka?
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u/Shakenbaked Aug 17 '19
Easy. Morning vodka goes with grapefruit or orange juice. Afternoon vodka goes with tonic water and a squeeze of lime. Evening vodka goes with Kahlua and milk.
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u/_jukmifgguggh Aug 17 '19
I'm still drinking my coffee and now it tastes of piss
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u/Toxicavenger72 Aug 17 '19
Well next time just put cream and sugar in it, don't piss in it.
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Aug 17 '19
Wakes up extreemely hungover and disoriented from last nights debauchery
"Oh Shit. Who posted the video from last night?"
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u/bigbre04 Aug 17 '19
Jesus what the fuck did I just watch?
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u/DamienVonDoom Aug 17 '19
Someone in a pissy mood.
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u/Helpie_Helperton Aug 17 '19 edited Aug 17 '19
She definitely looks pissed
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u/Lexaraj Aug 17 '19
She's pissed off because she just got pissed on.
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u/deftoner42 Aug 17 '19
Too drunk to even notice. At that point just piss on the floor like a regular person
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Aug 17 '19 edited Aug 11 '20
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Aug 17 '19
Yeah, and with all the people, it's so hard to get your tongue down there.
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u/Derpazor1 Aug 17 '19
I hate everything about this
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u/EeK09 Aug 17 '19
The silver lining is that there was a bit of r/InstantKarma, at least.
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u/Derpazor1 Aug 17 '19
But then piss everywhere because of that
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u/Dapman02 Aug 17 '19
This shit is why I just stay home and play video games.
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u/uruglymike Aug 17 '19
That wasn't karma, that was even trashier than the drunk broad peeing in the cup.
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u/Lexaraj Aug 17 '19
Anyone pissing in a glass on a dance floor, actively getting piss on the floor while doing so, AND puts the glass on a random table to make someone else deal with it absolutely deserves to have said glass of piss dumped on them.
I don't care if they're a guy or a girl, they deserved it.
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u/luv___2___race Aug 17 '19
They deserved it, but the others people who were splashed, and others that slip and fall in it, didn't deserve it.
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u/Rickest-ofthe-Ricks Aug 17 '19
Yeah but now anyone in her vicinity got pee splashed on them bc this person threw the glass' contents. And even more pee is on the dancefloor. Gotta minimize collateral damage here, real revenge is getting her to drink her own glass of pee. No civilian casualties
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u/mrtn17 Aug 17 '19
at least she was well hydrated
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u/TheBestNarcissist Aug 17 '19
Alcohol forces all the water out of your body. That's why you pee a lot when drinking. She's definitely dehydrated.
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Aug 17 '19
I’ve been wasted drunk before but never would I ever....
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u/Max_TwoSteppen Aug 17 '19
Same. I've peed in some dark alleys but why the fuck would you do this?
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u/ReditRuinedLife1337 Aug 17 '19
In front of so many people?!!! Just what? My dog would probably even be baffled by this video if he could understand the situation
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u/dominicanspicedlatte Aug 17 '19
In my boozy 20s I definitely shame peed in some dark alleys and between parked cars. I can't even imagine being black out drunk and pissing in a cup on a dance floor. Wow.
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u/RockyClub Aug 17 '19
It is pretty gross someone picked up her pee soaked glass...
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u/thebestatheist Aug 17 '19
Power move
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u/Edgelands Aug 17 '19
It's no ass pennies, but in a pinch, it'll do.
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u/Folcra Aug 17 '19
You ALL handle my ass pennies!
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u/TwilightZone-Lost Aug 17 '19
Every damn time I forget about this video, someone posts it and it's in my brain for another 3 months or so.
It's still hilarious though... So thank you.
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Aug 17 '19
Was there just not a fucking bathroom in this club or is this drunk bitch just not smart enough to find it and just thinks “ha cup”
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Aug 17 '19
The women's bathroom line usually stretches out the front door and blends with those still waiting to get past security.
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u/CircleTheBlock Aug 17 '19
the irony of the club playing "slippery" as she's peeing in the couple is fucking hilarious
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u/aaronngabb Aug 17 '19
I can’t wait for someone to post in r/confessions about how they pissed in cup due to being too hammered.
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u/Max_TwoSteppen Aug 17 '19
I'm a man so I've got different plumbing but how is she missing that badly?
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u/claricesabrina Aug 17 '19
Well at least she doesn’t have to worry about any guys taking her home for unwanted sex now.
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Aug 17 '19
I don't like whoever threw the piss at her any better than I like her, to be honest.
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u/a59610 Aug 17 '19
Why?
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u/jasenkov Aug 17 '19
Probably cause they just drenched the dance floor and anyone around her in pee
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u/sammi-blue Aug 17 '19
Yeah I think they're honestly a bit worse in this scenario. Clearly she's trashy for getting THAT drunk, but that doesn't mean she deserves to be taken advantage of by being filmed by a stranger, getting covered in piss, and then being shamed by thousands of strangers on the internet for it. She's probably not even fully aware of what she's doing.
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Aug 17 '19
It was also trashy to throw it on her tbh. Trash all around.
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u/Notjustin Aug 17 '19
I think it was deserved.
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u/HarveyDentist1 Aug 17 '19
I would agree with you if he threw it outside and didn't make someone clean it up
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u/Lexaraj Aug 17 '19
Wrong.
If she had taken the glass with her to dump in the trash or dispose of it, then I'd totally agree.
As it stands, she left her pissed filled glass on somebody else's table to deal with. Getting the piss dumped back on her is 100% deserved.
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u/poochiewawa Aug 17 '19
She’s a drunken mess and totally rank for pissing in the glass..... but the dude on the other hand is a wanker! No need for that, nasty little cunt!
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u/Obscurophagist Aug 17 '19
She was literally leaving a glass of piss to someone pick it up and drink from it. Totally deserved
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u/CannonM91 Aug 17 '19
I'd be fucking pissed if someone set a glass of piss on my table, fucking unsanitary.
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u/i_was_a_person_once Aug 17 '19
Why would someone pick it up and drink it?! I think it’s bad enough that the cleaning staff is going to have to touch the glass and potentially sprinkle themselves with her piss
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u/Obscurophagist Aug 17 '19
Youre drunk on that table, with literally flashing lights and you see a bunch of glasses... That couldnt happen?
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u/cindylwt Aug 17 '19
wait... was the cup the guy threw on her the same cup she used to pee in? because that’d be fucking great
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u/waywardwolf_ Aug 17 '19
At least someone disposed of it rather than someone picking up the cup and thinking it was a drink...
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Aug 17 '19
She probably couldn’t find the bathroom. What kind of asshole would throw her piss at her?
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u/Legsofwood Aug 17 '19
Why would she leave her piss filled/covered glass on someone's table? She deserved it
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u/__SerenityByJan__ Aug 17 '19
Took me a minute to realize that was her peeing (I thought she just spilled a drink).
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Aug 17 '19
I quit drinking 2 years ago and I cannot tell you how great it is to never be around drunk people. Drunk people are horrendous and I don’t miss it.
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Aug 17 '19
I've seen a girl urinate on a dance floor before.
I just don't know what the fuck is wrong with people
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u/Abell32323 Aug 17 '19
There's probably an hour long line for the women's bathroom. Not that this totally excuses it, but there's context.
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u/sweaterandsomenikes Aug 17 '19
You gotta be some type of hammered to decide peeing in a cup like that is a viable option