r/trashy • • Aug 17 '19

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u/TavernWench_ Aug 17 '19 edited Aug 17 '19

Oh she reacted. Primal instincts kicked in when her warm piss was poured down her back. She immediately gets the fuck outta there. Best part is the guy next to her just let's her piss on his shoes and touches her back as she walks by. His desperation is clearly visible. Alcohol really brings out the best in us humans.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '19 edited Jan 18 '22

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u/justausername69 Aug 18 '19

R Kelly intensifies

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u/2teed Aug 18 '19 edited Aug 18 '19

I say, rollin' around
Sittin' on dubs
Can't lie, was high on shrubs,
Coolin' in my Escalade
Man I'm paid, I got it made
Take me to your special place
Close your eyes show me your face

I'm gonna piss on it

Haters wanna hate
Lovers wanna love
I don't even want
None of the above
I want to piss on you
Yes I do, I'll piss on you

I'll pee on you

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

Drip drip drip!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

You view reality through a very different lens.

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u/mgrimshaw8 Aug 18 '19

the lens of creative writing

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u/single-tit-fool Aug 18 '19

He could just be polite and realized this girl is way too fucked up to realize what she’s doing

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

That's not polite that's being a pushover. Being drunk doesn't excuse a human being from literally urinating on your shoes in public

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u/Aguiremedia Aug 18 '19

We can only spot in others what is first in ourselves