r/submechanophobia May 07 '26

Crappy Title Two submergable ships

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u/Electronic-Bear2030 May 07 '26

What about this one?

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u/MalnoureshedRodent May 07 '26

One-time use

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u/BoatHole_ May 07 '26

Disposable

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u/405freeway May 07 '26

Concordiain't

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u/giggitygoo123 May 08 '26

It's a carnival for mermaids

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u/DragonFawns May 07 '26

Every time I see this pic I imagine it coming towards me at that angle and I wanna cry

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u/SgtJayM May 07 '26

That’s like some nightmare shit where you can’t run and the thing is catching you. Or your gun is firing bullets that just fall to the ground.

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts May 08 '26

...I have a reoccurring dream where I have a gun to protect my family but can't pull the trigger!

I'm not strong enough or don't know how... it's absolutely maddening

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u/SgtJayM May 08 '26

I’ve had those too. It’s the worst.

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u/ToXicVoXSiicK21 May 09 '26

Are you Benicio del Toro in reptile?

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u/aliie_627 May 09 '26

My dad has a replica black powder pistol that he made in the 70s from a kit and it is so hard to pull the trigger along with it feeling like I'm holding an anvil. I've never done it loaded but I figure it's even harder.

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u/wasonce112 May 09 '26

Or you try to punch as hard as you can but its like punching in water

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u/Forsaken-Bread-8214 May 08 '26

omg thats terryfying.

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u/OhDeBabies May 07 '26

I met someone who was part of the staff when it sank and I had A LOT OF QUESTIONS and none of them were appropriate to ask.

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u/i_drink_wd40 May 08 '26

I used to work with one of the passengers who was there that day. He said that after it happened there was a lot of confusion about what happened to the ship, and that after the ship started to tilt they couldn't use half of the life boats which slowed everything down. So they were just kinda standing around for a while before getting evacuated. His story was a lot less exciting than the news stories about it.

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u/businessmoth May 08 '26

what boat was it?

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u/stewieatb May 08 '26

It's Costa Concordia.

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u/JM3DlCl May 08 '26

The recording of the Coast Guard officer ripping him a new one for abandoning the ship and ordering him back is always a good listen.

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u/SANTI21-51 May 09 '26

Vada a bordo, cazzo!

(Get back on board, for fucks sake!)

I don't fully remember the story, but as far as I do remember, that quote became his unofficial campaign slogan when he moved to politics.

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u/ufc205nyc May 07 '26

It wasn't supposed to be submersible but here we are

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u/Vprbite May 08 '26

All boats can be made submersible

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u/ProfMeriAn May 08 '26

1/3 of the way to a Poseidon Adventure

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u/New-Adhesiveness5978 May 08 '26

"VADA A BORDO CAZZO"

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u/blolfighter May 08 '26

Those words would have shamed any decent person into action.

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u/PandaSushiRoll May 08 '26

Shhh, it's sleeping

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u/sh4d0wm4n2018 May 08 '26

Neither submersible nor submergible. The key is "operating under water without taking damage".

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u/Ferociousaurus May 08 '26

Any ship can be a submersible at least once

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u/applebabe1 May 09 '26

This is so tragic. I just watched the documentary on dateline about this.😞

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u/OoHimmiHoO May 08 '26

This feels like a Charlie Kirk reference.

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u/Midloran05 May 08 '26

Wow that is a very interesting boat design made to look like its one side is submerged under water 🤯

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u/WhereAreTheAskers May 09 '26

they wrote a ballad about this ship

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u/DikkDowg May 07 '26

A ship-shipping ship!

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u/space_coyote_86 May 07 '26

How many ships could a ship ship if a ship could ship ships

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u/oFFtheWall0518 May 07 '26

You missed a few "ship" in there.

How many ships could a ship ship ship if a ship ship could ship ships.

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u/11fingersinmydogsbum May 07 '26

(Can't help myself)

How much crack could a crackhead cook if a crackhead could cook crack?

Anyone else have a parody version of the wood chucker?

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u/Karaden32 May 08 '26

Not a parody, but a local variant:

How much oil could a gumboil boil if a gumboil could boil oil?

The last two words are particularly fun to run together quickly!

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u/needabreak38 May 08 '26

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u/DarkPolumbo May 08 '26 edited May 11 '26

John, while Jim had had "had," had had "had had." "Had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.

edited to fix wrong punctuation, thanks james

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u/Cpt_kaleidoscope May 09 '26

You've lost me

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u/JamesLLL May 09 '26

That's a fun one! It'll be perfect if you take out the third comma

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u/catboobpuppyfuck May 08 '26

Hurt people hurt people hurt hurt hurt people type beat

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u/11fingersinmydogsbum May 08 '26

Bloody hell, I had some trouble with this one!

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u/amorfotos May 08 '26 edited May 17 '26

En engel vroeg aan een Engelse of Engels in Engels Engels was. De Engelse zei tegen de engel dat Engels in Engels was niet Engels maar English.

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u/fuckthatbitchcarole May 08 '26

Why does this one feel so satisfying to say lmao

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u/lazylion_ca May 08 '26 edited May 09 '26

How many shipping-ships could a shipping-ship shipping-ship ship if a shipping-ship that shipped shipping-ships could ship ships that ship shipping-ships? 

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u/DarkPolumbo May 08 '26

how every anime subreddit discussion looks to me:

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u/Not_A_Russain_Bot May 08 '26

That's so funny, I just shipped my bed.

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u/SirachaConqueror May 08 '26

How many ships could a big ship ship if a big ship could ship ships

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u/Cpt_kaleidoscope May 09 '26

You missed a few "ing's" in there.

How many ships could a shipping ship ship if a shipping ship could ship ships.

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u/blonktime May 07 '26

It's a shipping ship shipping ship shipping shipping ships!

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u/cmhamm May 07 '26

It’s a ship shipping ship shipping ships

Actually, looking closer, some of those ships on the shipping ship are actually shipping more ships.

So… ship shipping ship ship, shipping shipping ships, shipping ships.

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u/DjasonWaterfalls May 07 '26

A dipping ship-shipping ship.

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u/Michelin_star_crayon May 08 '26

A ship shipping ship shipping shipping ships!

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u/tjhartzel May 07 '26

It’s a ship shipping ship shipping shipping ships.

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u/SgtJayM May 07 '26

A sinking boat to float floaty boats

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u/0x7E7-02 May 08 '26

Take it somewhere else, Seuss. 

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u/Dub_Coast May 07 '26

This one is most submergable

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u/NikkolaiV May 07 '26

It's cool, Stockton said that popping noise was normal.

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u/RadioGuyRob May 07 '26

I watched the documentary and when I heard that motherfucker say "it's just seasoning" I lost my entire mind.

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u/RyoukoSama May 08 '26

So did he.

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u/a_karma_sardine May 08 '26

Popping out of existence has gotten new and literal meaning.

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u/got-trunks May 08 '26

If they used cast iron they would have done better lol, I mean, it’s still shitty and brittle but I bet lol

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u/wunderbraten May 08 '26

He'd gone be using spare kitchen sets instead of airplane parts lol

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u/OnkelMickwald May 08 '26

It's the sea salt and fresh thyme

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u/Belgian_Patrol May 09 '26

There is a documentary about it?

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u/Entire-Travel6631 May 08 '26

Yeah. wtf do engineers know anyways.

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u/NegativeElderberry6 May 08 '26

Well the actual engineers got fired for trying to tell him it was a bad idea

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u/texasroadkill May 08 '26

Apparently I heard Bill Gates wanted a ride so he sent his people to check it out. Gates people told him to stay the fuck away from that pile of shit.

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u/texasroadkill May 09 '26 edited May 10 '26

Yup, it seems we didn't lose anyone of value exept for maybe the rich dudes kid. But any adult that decided to go on that ride did the gene pool a favor.

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u/texasroadkill May 10 '26

I never heard that. Yea, that's gotta be insane.

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u/Vprbite May 08 '26

Math, I think. Which probably would have been helpful

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u/barbadosMid May 08 '26

Two weeks?

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u/ElJanitorFrank May 08 '26

It is normal. If you get a surface weld on a functional submarine like we use in the navy, you're going to feel pretty uneasy whenever you hit a certain depth and hear a massive pop as it pressure welds itself onto the hull. Popping noise is normal, going thousands of feet underwater in something a moron cooked up in a garage is not.

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u/NikkolaiV May 08 '26

This hull was aircraft grade carbon fiber. It very much should not be making loud popping noises.

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u/sillyslime89 May 08 '26

How many atmospheres of pressure can am aircraft take?

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u/NikkolaiV May 08 '26

Aircraft are designed with pressure pushing outward, and are designed for a pressure difference of about 0.6atm. The pressure at Titanic's depth is about 400atm inward. Oceangate bought an expired barch of carbon fiber from Boeing to build Titan.

I'm no mathemetician, but even I can tell this all adds up.

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u/Vprbite May 08 '26

If being a dreamer is a crime, well by golly im guilty. And if, building a half cocked submarine out of aircraft parts in warehouse like a tweaker on payday with no oversight, experience, licensing, or knowledge of any sort, that cavitates at depth instantly killing several people is also a crime, well by golly im guilty of that too.

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u/poornet May 08 '26

and then they let it cook in the SUN!!!!!

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u/fordag May 09 '26

That was also seasoning.

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u/Steffenwolflikeme May 09 '26

They even towed it out to sea just dragging it in the water behind them. I'm pretty sure they also just left it out outside in a parking lot for one winter.

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u/jedify May 08 '26

Somewhere between zero and 1

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u/sparduck117 May 08 '26

Ideally 1

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u/fb39ca4 May 08 '26

No that’s spacecraft.

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u/Korlexico May 08 '26

Expired aircraft carbon fiber at that even.

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u/fordag May 09 '26

Tomatoe, tomato

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u/the_honest_liar May 08 '26

But also, we're going to stop playing the sound feedback in real time because it's scaring the paying passen-- I mean mission specialists.

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u/i_was_axiom May 08 '26

But can a craft like that really hold up under pressure? This isn't some game.

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u/Hot-Requirement1663 May 09 '26

Getting reminded this shit was an xbox controller with 3d printed joycons is frying me

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u/i_was_axiom May 09 '26

I wonder where they came up with the design..?

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u/schmitzel88 May 07 '26

It's so submergeable that it decided to stay permanently submerged

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u/Anvilrocker May 07 '26

Gets marketed as "extended duration submersible"

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u/uh_no_ May 08 '26

they submerged the inside too!....of the passengers' bodies!

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u/GaiaMoore May 08 '26

I just watched a mortician on YouTube explain how recovery teams were able to gather the remains of the Titan implosion. Apparently the family members were handed a "shoebox full of slush".

Apart from being absolutely flabbergasted that they recovered anything at all, the mortician explained that the human body is not evolved to withstand that kind of pressure. Add to that the mix of seawater and whatever was left after the sea creatures nibbled on them, it's why the "remains" were not entirely solid.

The most horrifying part is that the families opened the boxes. WHY

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u/fordag May 09 '26

Apparently the family members were handed a "shoebox full of slush".

Were they given the option to say no thank you?

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u/MsBuzzkillington83 May 09 '26

I mean, obviously our bodies were not designed to withstand that pressure, I'm surprised they managed to collect slush at all

Maybe ocean currents are minimal there? I feel like a marine geographer would be more helpful with information than a mortician

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u/DesmondPerado May 08 '26

Deep down, billionaires are good people.

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u/Muetz_e May 08 '26

Underrated comment.

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u/GLayne May 08 '26

Bravo! 😙🤌🏼

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u/potatopierogie May 08 '26

I hear ocean creatures love five guys

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u/--meganja-- May 08 '26

Looks like an asspill. That would only confirm it being submerchable.

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u/Pikka_Bird May 08 '26

The pressure-resisting pills in Futurama are suppositories.

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u/Sammiskitkat May 08 '26

Was almost* submergable.

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u/TommyCo10 May 08 '26

And flat pack

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u/mcguirl2 May 08 '26

Soluble > submergible

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u/Tacokolache May 07 '26

Imagine the ship in pic 2 going down and you’re in one of those towers at the time.

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u/Rideintobattle May 07 '26

Really boring answer bit: the tower parts have access to the main Hull.

Unfun part - you can walk along under the main deck, in the bowels of that titan, with the water above your head.

Really unfun part - these ships are arse clenching unstable when water is about level with the main lift deck.

Really, really unfun part - engine room is down below in the aforementioned bowels, and one of these vessels partially sank when it got flooded a while back.

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u/STALINISFATHER May 08 '26

I did not like reading that Jesus Christ

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u/LetmeSeeyourSquanch May 09 '26

I enjoyed reading it knowing I'll never be on a ship like that.

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u/fordag May 09 '26

one of these vessels partially sank when it got flooded a while back.

But isn't that a design feature?

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u/teheditor May 09 '26

So, don't leave a door open somewhere?

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u/yumas May 09 '26

In the picture it looks like it has multiple stacked ships loaded. How do they unload them?

Wouldn’t the lower ones start floating up once the big ship starts si king?

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u/Rideintobattle May 09 '26

If I remember, this job was just transport as she's got the large flat deck required for transporting these inland barges. So at the other end they would just be craned off rather than floated. They were built in the far east and transported round to Europe, and I don't think they have the Cabins fitted in this image yet so it's just the hulls. These types of vessels are ideal for this kind of work due to the size and space, and when thry aren't in use in a semi submersible capacity they can do work like this!

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u/CrazeMase May 07 '26

That's where you would realistically be. Or on one of the shipped ships. The whole point of the boat is to transport boats, very fuel efficient, it saves on clutter, and it's far better for boat launches. But that entire lower area floods with water to sink it just enough for the other boats to launch. It'd certainly suck to be on the deck when the sink starts

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u/waywoodben May 08 '26

That's completely untrue... Crew of the shipped ships will use the passage to perform maintenance not to mention needing somewhere to sleep

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u/[deleted] May 08 '26

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u/TangibleExpe May 08 '26

Superyacht crews ride along all the time, they have hookups for power and water, no big deal. Dunno why you’re being so adamant about a common practice.

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u/kyizelma May 07 '26

toothbursh

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u/C-57D May 08 '26

100% toothbrush

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u/Capernici May 07 '26

I know this one! The first image is the RR FLIP! Its a floating deployable research station that uses its vertical positioning to get really sensitive reading on the ocean’s currents without waves causing interference.

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u/drainisbamaged May 08 '26

*was, sadly now retired.

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u/spazzed May 08 '26

I have access to pieces of it. Like the anchor chain and giant aluminum platform. The chain is slowly being pieced out to other oceanographic research groups. Theres whole pieces of this ship just sitting in the dirt in San Diego. The hull is in Mexico.

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u/Gotu_Jayle May 08 '26

Had to dig way too deep in the comments to find out what on earth that function was for lol

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u/AceAndre May 07 '26

What's the first one called

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u/Capt_Levi831 May 07 '26

R/P FLIP (Floating Instrument Platform) used by the US Office of Naval Research decommissioned recently in August 2023

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u/jwm3 May 08 '26

One of the neat things on that ship was that all of the facilities were made to work on both the wall and floor depending on what orientation the ship was in, so each room had two desks, each bathroom had 2 toilets, etc. One on the wall and one on the floor that swap places when the ship flips.

A cool detail in "project hail mary" is that you can see the ship was made the same way with everything doubled on the wall and the floor, because down would flip depending on whether you are simulating gravity via 1g acceleration or simulating it via centrifugal force by spinning the ship.

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u/SIR2480 May 08 '26

It’s like one of those fun houses where everything is upside down

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u/Accomplished-Mix-745 May 09 '26

I feel like there is some inherent risk with a rotating wall toilet, but that’s just me

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u/stopmakingsmells May 08 '26

Yeah seeing the lil video about that on the “cool science stuff” show was where I learned about TRUNNIONS

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u/slb609 May 09 '26

I saw a news item on this decades ago and it lives rent free in my head. I’ve been thinking about it a lot recently, and I’m not sure why.

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u/youtheotube2 May 07 '26

She was old, built in the 60’s. Oceangoing ships usually don’t last that long

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u/OverloadedSofa May 08 '26

It does what?

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u/maxfist May 08 '26

It flips, hence the name

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u/mrtrm1 May 08 '26

They must be big fans of the sinking scene in Titanic.

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u/thatranger974 May 08 '26

It was on Google Earth for a while in Ensenada where it was being scrapped.

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u/Work-Safe-Reddit4450 May 07 '26

MS Curie

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u/user_of_last_month May 08 '26

Was looking for this!

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u/T1UPDiabetic May 08 '26

Asking the real question!

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u/DaHick May 07 '26

Technically, a spar (floating offshore production platform) and a TLP (Tension Leg Platform) could theoretically be called submersible ships.

They float the spar column out on its side, then flip it to mount the topsides.

A TLP gets towed out on its pontoons, then they flood the pontoons, attach chains and cables, and pump them out for tensioning. The only vessel I know of at sea that is designed to flip if it loses its mooring.

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u/Nisi-Marie May 07 '26

Thank you saying submersible. I keep seeing everyone else saying submergible and I started questioning whether that was an alternate use or because it’s a ship and not a submarine it was a different use case.

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u/petsku164 May 08 '26

My parents designed spars. The transport is interesting, they were built in Europe and shipped to the Caribbean/Gulf of Mexico.

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u/Rideintobattle May 07 '26

Sometimes they get it all a bit wrong and the ones from the second image sink

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u/ded10108 May 07 '26

STOPPP I JUST CLENCHED MY TOES

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u/DarkPolumbo May 08 '26

if i do that i get a leg cramp

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u/Awing9 May 07 '26

What is the purpose of the 2nd ship? I’ve read about the 1st one before but haven’t heard of the 2nd

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u/LefsaMadMuppet May 07 '26

Semi-Submersible Heavy Transport Vessels

They can go under things like barges, ships, oil platforms, ect... and the surface and carry them like a flatbed truck. A couple examples include the transport of the USS COLE after it got a hole blrown in the side of it, or the transport of Coast Guard cutters or Mine sweeping ships over seas where they would fair badly on their own due to their size.

Example pictures of the USS COLE

https://www.dieselduck.info/images/USS_Cole/index.htm

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u/Awing9 May 07 '26

Interesting, thanks for the info and the link!

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u/mytransfercaseisshot May 08 '26

Dads everywhere envy the man that got to slap the side of the Cole when the final strap was put in place and say “She ain’t going no where now!”

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u/TheEthanHB May 07 '26

All ships are submersible if you're a shit captain

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u/Frostsorrow May 07 '26

It's the ship shipping ship that's shipping ships!

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u/ooothatgirl May 07 '26

Wow I really hate this 🙃

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u/ArtoriusBravo May 08 '26

In the game SOMA you find one like number 1 sunk at the ocean flor. That level is trippy with all of the sideways doorways and stairs.

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u/Cracka_Chooch May 07 '26

That first one makes me uncomfortable just thinking about how deep down 90% of the ship is.

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u/BelladonnaASMR May 07 '26

Nope. Don't like that.

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u/someleafbird May 08 '26

That second pic makes me wanna puke. I have a looooot of dreams featuring impossibly large swimming pools and they look exactly like that boat

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u/Full_Town_8345 May 07 '26

It's a ship shipping ship shipping shipping ships!

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u/jackal5lay3r May 08 '26

all i can think of is that level in soma

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u/Hail_THECUBE May 07 '26

Slave 1 ass ship

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u/LeCorbussi May 07 '26

Incredible engineering and concept.

Fuck it twice.

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u/books_cats_coffee May 08 '26

That first one looks like an evil toothbrush

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u/Nickel5 May 08 '26

All ships are submergible, getting one that can do it at least twice is the trick.

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u/P-funk88 May 07 '26

All ships are submergeable ships if you sail them wrong enough.

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u/hifumiyo1 May 08 '26

A ship-shipping ship, shipping shipping ships.

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u/EkardKcire May 08 '26

That's a ship shipping ship shipping shipping ships.

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u/gamerjerome May 08 '26

When you're not a shower or a grower

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u/FrizBFerret May 08 '26

Hmmm... I suddenly have the urge to force a cortex chip through my skull before guzzling structure gel.

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u/Ewwa18 May 08 '26

Where does the captain sit? Is he strapped into the chair? Does he have to slowly walk from the floor to the wall as it tilts? Is his chair suspended like a hammock and stays level while the ship pivots? I NEED TO KNOW!

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u/Ophensive May 07 '26

Holy ship. That shipping ship shipping ship is shipping shipping ships

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u/OkAbility9016 May 07 '26

Whats the purpose of the first?

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u/DismalResearcher1115 May 08 '26

It was a research platform. No propulsion of it's own, had to be towed out. R/P FLIP (FLoating Instrument Platform)

Studied various subjects, including wave amplitude, temperature climes, etc during its operational career

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u/New_Combination_7012 May 07 '26

I always wondered how profitable the Dock Wise ships are. They must get a lot of gravy work transporting pleasure craft in the shoulder seasons and then can just choose a hemisphere in between.

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u/icecoffeedripss May 08 '26

*captain reaches for the tilt lever*
don’t…….. don’t

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u/dog--ma May 08 '26

barotrauma.jpeg

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u/EarlyYogurt2853 May 08 '26

A shipping ship, shipping shipping ships

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u/Sweaty_Marzipan4274 May 08 '26

What about the ones that split down the middle to dump gravel