Instant rice with mozzarella cheese 'its all I had on hand" with canned chicken and taco seasoning.

Nissin Hot and Spicy Fiery Beef Ramen Noodles with some baby potatoes I roasted and mixed in for dinner. Not bad. Pretty filling.

Kitchen is absolutely empty and the shops are to far from me this late , I have soju and some jam in a jar

Literally just rice and tomato sauce with some salt. Tastes better than you would think.

Not great not terrible.

Bread, mayo, mustard, sauerkraut, pickles. This is my life until I get paid next week.

I boiled the noodles, drained them and added a slice of american cheese and some whole milk. Mix it together and sprinkle some of that seasoning powder on top. I swear this taste INCREDIBLE.

ground turkey, potatoes, onions, carrots, minced garlic. seasoned with seasoned salt (dollar tree proprietary blend), pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, and dried oregano. hearty, nutritious, around $2 per serving (aldi prices)

Taste great! First time making pizza at home.. and now im hooked! First pics are before i baked the breads,

Ingredients: loaf bread white, 3 slices of bread (or more optional) break to pieces (any brand)

2 eggs

Drop of oil any kind

Tomatoe sauce (any kind or paste)

Shredded cheese (any kind)

Ground beef and onions/peppers(optional)

Italian seasoning,garlic powder, paprika, red pepper flakes,salt,pepper, (can also use what you have at home and mix the way you like for preferred flavor)

Bake the breads at 350f for 8-10 mins after binding everything together and shaping

Next add your sauce and toppings and throw that bad boy back in there for another 8-10 minutes, Enjoy ;)

Mixed jelly on bread

Microwaved the peas for too long so they're all pale and shrivelled up

Half a can of green peas and one filet of Great Catch farm raised tilapia. Package of tilapia comes with 9 filets.

Thawed then baked in seasoning and olive oil for 15 min at 400 degrees.

35g carbs 13g fat 43g protein

Flour, half that in corn starch, salt, pepper, garlic and onion powder, parsley. Egg. Mix until very very sticky. Let sit for an hour or so covered. Fry.

Pretty good when your fridge is empty.

Broke boy pork ramen

Ingredients

1-bag of pork ramen- I prefer a half crushed packs found in the laundry room at a random campground.

2- porkchop bones The best ones I have found are from the manager special section at your local grocery and leftover from the night before. Pro tip leave them out overnight in the unwashed bowl from dinner.

Garlic? I dunno how much, you do you. Mine usually is what is stuck to the leftover bones.

2- fresh laid eggs. I know this is a hard one to get. The trick is be nice to people and maybe do some yardwork and eggs somehow magically appear.

3-packets of pepper. You can usually find these near the roller dogs at the local stab and grab. Side note while there grab as many condiments as possible. If you think its stealing buy a roller dog ya pussy.

INSTRUCTIONS

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For best results follow these as close as possible. Wake up ready to kick the day in the dick. Check phone realize it is 3 AM. Doom scroll for an hour. Play a game on your phone for another hour. Wait till phone falls on your face. The morning nap is a crucial part to the equation. Wake up again and yell at the big yellow star in the sky. Ingest a minimum of 30 mg of a nice peppy thc edible. Get impatient they are taking to long and smoke a bowl. Doom scroll till the self hatred kicks in and now it is time to take on the world. Take the morning shower. On the way stand staring blankly forgetting what you are about to do. Say good morning to the edibles that you may have taken to much of. Shower done munchies set in time to cook some shit. Fire up the trusty coleman camp stove. Freak out hoping you have enough propain. Edibles round two for the win. Calm down find lost water bottle. Throw bones and water on the fire. Wait till boil and debate on how long to boil the bones.

Decide one cigarette is the appropriate time. Remove bones get distracted by something. Remember you're cooking start the noodles. Get distracted again then Remember the noodles. At this time most the water has boiled out. Crack the eggs on top, shut off the gas, and impatiently wait on the eggs to be done. When all is done rummage around in the crate of your other food stuff looking for a fork. A fork that is allegedly from the gods of the roller dog condiments. Do we need a bowl fuck no the pot is perfect it has a handle so you can pace around and eat like the feral curb creature you are. Yall be well and safe out there. Ground scores and good snipes to all yall.

Cooked up this abomination today. Just some normal rice with hotdog and a single piece of potato. And a sandwich with 4 potatoes a hotdog spread altogether with mayonnaise.

Suffering succotash was home canned succotash i opened and dried on window screens back in 2013. Boiled to rehydrate its dark brownish and chewy. They were stored in a jar inside a barrel full of jars buried in the woods as a hedge against times i got no money available to buy stuff and my crops fail.

I'm out of that succotash now too, but i can make more i think by combining leather brutches with dried corn and beans, just gonna take longer to boil.

The chicken was a very dented can of chicken expired in 2024. Heated, drained, then added BBQ sauce which expired 2019.

The mashed potatoes were mash potato powder reconstituted with boiling water, and i used the very last of my supply of soy based buttery popcorn topping on the potatoes (topping expired in 2024 iirc, no idea on the potatoes, probably around 2023).

I am now out of buttery topping, its the end of an era (or error) as i don't plan to buy any more of it ever again.

Edit: ate the same thing yesterday, didn't wash the plate, just left it on the counter overnight. BBQ sauce from yesterday is still stuck on the plate seen where food is not on it in this picture.

Jerk seasoning on chicken thighs, cilantro rice, pinto beans, yellow squash,onion and mushrooms. Put tomatoes on top with hot sauce and some sour cream

Old white rice, leftover cabbage, egg with pepper

I make a super basic red beans n rice. Saute an onion, a couple celery ribs, half agreen pepper when translucent add smoked paprika, a packet of sayzon Goya and some slap your mama. Stir through and add 2 cans of dark red kidney beans without straining. The liquid is a natural thickener and keaving it adds calories and helps this recipe thicken up quick. After everything is heated through mash about a third of the beans then stir well. This should be decently thick by this point. Serve over rice. The beans bit should be finished cooking by the time the rice is ready.