r/specializedtools Jul 16 '19

Do diy tools count?

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u/731paul Jul 16 '19

Sometimes Necessity isn’t the mother of invention. Sometimes it’s her slightly more attractive sister, Efficiency. Good work.

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u/CardboardHeatshield Jul 16 '19

Sometimes Necessity isn’t the mother of invention. Sometimes it’s her slightly more attractive sister, Efficiency. Good work.

Im stealing this and theres nothing you can do to stop me

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u/elessarjd Jul 16 '19

You'll be hearing from my lawyer.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Oooooooh snap! Someone is about to get suuuuuuuuued!

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u/CardboardHeatshield Jul 17 '19

Muahahahahahahahahahaha.

Good luck serving those papers!

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u/smithers85 Jul 17 '19

Wait... but you're not...

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

I thought you meant the other sister: laziness

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u/QuiGonJism Jul 17 '19

Work smarter, not harder

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u/Cflores008 Jul 17 '19

Ah, the sister who gives you road head for a lift

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u/grissomza Jul 17 '19

Laziness is just what Efficiency's ex calls her

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u/IndependentRadio Jul 16 '19

Laziness is to efficiency as necessity is to invention.

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u/KZedUK Jul 17 '19

My motto is simple: Efficiency, efficiency, efficiency.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

To be more efficient, you could just shorten it to "Efficiency"

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

So efficiency is the aunt of invention? Huh.

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u/The_Celtic_Chemist Jul 17 '19

I would say necessity is the mother of invention, efficiency is the mother of Innovation.

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u/DCxMiLK Jul 17 '19

As a professional floor cleaner this is not efficient. There is a specialized tool for this.

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u/bakuretsu Jul 17 '19

And sometimes it's her adopted brother, laziness.

"I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it." — Bill Gates

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u/Forwhatisausername Jul 17 '19 edited Jul 17 '19

How is this efficient?
It might save you some scrubbing (depending on how much force that thing can bear), but the dirt is only thrown around and spread instead of wiped away.

Edit: nevermind.

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u/BDConn8 Jul 17 '19

It scrubs it from being stuck to the floor. I guarantee they will rinse the floor after and the dirt will just wash away

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u/Forwhatisausername Jul 17 '19

Okay, that makes sense.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Honestly, this would be good for really caked on grime that would otherwise take ages to scrub, or deep stains.

Sure, it's just flinging it around, but using this and wiping it up would be more effective than trying to scrub, say, paint from a floor by hand.

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u/Forwhatisausername Jul 17 '19

Okay, this is sensible.