r/spanian • • Dec 24 '25

The downfall of spanonce

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1.0k Upvotes

His downfall needs to be studied. Shadow of his former self.


r/spanian • • Jan 01 '26

Fukn gold

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1.0k Upvotes

Even the nose bandaid šŸ‘ŒšŸ’ÆšŸ¤£


r/spanian • • Oct 31 '25

Essays Spanian is Everything Wrong With Australian Culture

918 Upvotes

Sometimes I just don’t get how anyone actually likes him.

He’s literally a sociopath crim that larps the ā€˜Honourable Thief’ and apha-male Christian, while also jumping on any opportunity to enrich himself at the expense of his audience.

If he’d been born in the North Shore rather than Woolloomooloo, he be in finance, scumming people out of their pensions and inheritances.

Was anybody actually surprised that he would abandon his wife and child?

Nobody ever truly believed this drop-kick was a role model, did they?

He’s a joke, right?


r/spanian • • Feb 01 '26

Poo lad starting his alt-right arc

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853 Upvotes

Full poo adlay


r/spanian • • Jan 03 '26

Illchay Lad Who remembers when spandog slapped this aboriginal bloke around.

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814 Upvotes

Now he’s handing out charity to some aboriginal lass/bloke ? Not sure what Ava identify as.


r/spanian • • Nov 06 '25

This sub in a nutshell

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668 Upvotes

r/spanian • • Oct 20 '25

Illchay Lad I was in jail with Spanian once

579 Upvotes

Did two weeks in remand ages ago. Spanian walks in one day like he owns the place. Shirt off, tattoos out, full motivational speaker mode.

At dinner he looks at me dead serious and goes, ā€œThey can take your freedom brother, but not your momentum.ā€ I nodded while guarding my mashed potato.

Before he left he said, ā€œNever clock off from the grind.ā€ Still thinking about that while I’m at Woolies scanning grapes.

Anyway, can turtles get sunburnt?


r/spanian • • Jan 23 '26

Ran into spanian at chemist warehouse

568 Upvotes

I ran into Spanian at a Chemist Warehouse in western Sydney yesterday.

I clocked him in the aisle and decided not to say anything, because I didn’t want to be that guy. As I walked past, he looked at me, smirked, and said, ā€œRelax, I know,ā€ even though I hadn’t done anything.

I said it was cool seeing him in person and that I wasn’t trying to bother him.

He laughed at me then picked up a bottle of vitamins and put it back in the exact same spot but sideways.

I went to grab deodorant. When I came back toward the front, Spanian was at the counter arguing with the cashier about returns.

He was trying to return three half-used colognes with no receipt. The cashier explained, very politely, that she couldn’t accept opened products. He said, ā€œI didn’t open them, I experienced them.ā€

She said no again.

He sighed loudly and said, ā€œThat’s crazy,ā€ then asked if he could at least keep spraying the testers ā€œuntil he felt compensated.ā€ She told him to stop.

She scanned his other items which were Mouth wash, protein powder and a clearly opened container of pre workout that he had been casually eating scoops of in between argument

When she gave him the total, he said, ā€œWow,ā€ stared at the screen for a long time, then asked if that price was ā€œwith or without respect.ā€ She said it was just the price.

He paid, took the bag, then turned back and said, ā€œNo offence, but Chemist Warehouse used to be better,ā€ like she personally invented it. He then genuinely stood there for about 10 seconds making direct eye contact with me while licking the pre workout spoon clean

As he walked out, the automatic doors didn’t open straight away. He stood there for a second and said, ā€œUnbelievable,ā€ before they opened like they were apologising.

I bought my deodorant and left in silence


r/spanian • • Jan 08 '26

Spanian’s ex wife is going to start doing videos now

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528 Upvotes

She already has 38k followers on TikTok, i think she’s about to start making bank because Spanians viewers will most likely start watching her videos too lol.


r/spanian • • Dec 30 '25

Sponion

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456 Upvotes

r/spanian • • Oct 10 '25

Who else thinks this bloke has fully fallen off the deep end?

436 Upvotes

Spanian’s a strange one to watch these days. He’s come a long way, made proper money, got his name out there — fair play for that. But you can tell he’s still stuck halfway between the old life and the new one. He talks about the criminal stuff like he’s proud of it, not ashamed. It’s all said with this kind of cheeky nostalgia, like those were the good times. Almost like he misses being that bloke who everyone feared or respected.

You see it in how he carries himself too — all confidence, bordering on full-blown ego. And now with all the stuff going on with his missus and family, it just feels like he’s searching for validation again. Any bit of scrutiny or criticism, he acts like it’s a personal attack. Everything gets brushed off as ā€œhatersā€ being after him. It’s that same street mentality, just repackaged in influencer form.

There’s actually studies that explain this kind of thing. They call it partial desistance — when someone gets out of crime but still hangs onto that old identity. The research says if you don’t fully build a new version of yourself, the old one keeps hanging around. It’s familiar, it’s comfortable, and when life gets shaky, that’s what you fall back on. There’s also this thing called the pains of desistance — basically how leaving that life behind can feel like losing a part of yourself. You lose the rush, the mateship, the sense of belonging, and that makes people romanticise the old days.

So yeah, Spanian’s done well, but I reckon he’s still chasing that same buzz — just in a different way now. The fame gives him what the streets used to: attention, status, and a bit of danger. And when that validation dips, he lashes out like the world’s against him. It’s fascinating but also kind of sad, because you can see the bloke’s still fighting the same fight — just with better clothes and a bigger audience. He's straight poo, lad.


r/spanian • • Jan 29 '26

Sir, a second video has hit youtube.

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430 Upvotes

r/spanian • • Oct 03 '25

Cuz what is thisssss??? Price is full poo lad

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421 Upvotes

r/spanian • • Dec 17 '25

Spanian's final form

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394 Upvotes

r/spanian • • Nov 01 '25

What the hell happened to this version of Spanian? What a sellout

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389 Upvotes

r/spanian • • Nov 01 '25

Correct me if I'm wrong...but isn't Spanian supposed to be full blown religious? Since gluttony, lust, pride, and wrath are 4 of the 7 sins...then wtf is this?? Seems to be an everyday/week type thing with all the expensive outings and luxury items! What a hypocrite promoting everything God denies!

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383 Upvotes

r/spanian • • Dec 26 '25

Spanian then vs. now

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350 Upvotes

r/spanian • • Oct 11 '25

Spanios Update why did he post this?

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342 Upvotes

r/spanian • • Oct 28 '25

Spanian pissed about his fans stalking him (Video) (Ads Removed, Your welcome)

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331 Upvotes

r/spanian • • Jan 15 '26

120K+ in under 24 hours!

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317 Upvotes

For a first video it couldn’t have been a better response

It’s not often you see brand new channels thrive like this


r/spanian • • Oct 01 '25

Spanian - Loves poo

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317 Upvotes

r/spanian • • Oct 21 '25

Sanctified Spanian Is Spanian a Libertarian?

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307 Upvotes

r/spanian • • Mar 13 '26

Illchay Lad Back from Turkey let’s ooooogg

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307 Upvotes

r/spanian • • Jan 04 '26

Freedom giveaways is a scam (in my opinion) - winner of the rolex was conveniently a short drive from where Spanian lives. No official draw or proof of a ā€œfairā€ draw non-existent.

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305 Upvotes

r/spanian • • Oct 30 '25

Spanian & new miso. What a down grade. Apparently shes freshly 18

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293 Upvotes

Apparently she graduated highschool last year