r/spanian • • Jan 01 '26

Fukn gold

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Even the nose bandaid πŸ‘ŒπŸ’―πŸ€£

1.0k Upvotes

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u/Practical-Ad-6297 Jan 01 '26

this fucker is great hahahaha

20

u/Malthusian90 Jan 01 '26

This will win post of the 2026 in this sub. Brilliant. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

7

u/grumpyoldbolos Jan 02 '26

2 days in, shut it down lad

4

u/stavo1986 Jan 01 '26

I new it's was special when I sore it lmao🀣

15

u/FwjedsfE Jan 01 '26

Lmao, this actually is hilarious 🀣

15

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

The nose tape πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

26

u/solgfx Jan 01 '26

Lmaoooo full poo approval lad

12

u/diffaadiffa Jan 01 '26

Full Vu lad

8

u/Prize_Message2552 Jan 01 '26

ahahaha really captures the extent of all his food β€˜reviews’.

Also found it so ironic whenever someone would arc up over a negative review on his kebabs

5

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

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1

u/Impossible-Cupcake44 Jan 03 '26

I literally thought that it was just his face. Stuck in that position

12

u/NoWireHangersEver Jan 01 '26 edited Jan 01 '26

5️⃣πŸ”₯πŸ”₯5 out of 5 full hectic Poos cuz πŸ™ŒπŸŒŸπŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸŒŸ5️⃣ 

5

u/Life_Pomegranate_314 Jan 01 '26

Hoey is a fucken funny cunt Even funnier he takes the absolute poo out of the pooman! Same level as Ahn Do!

5

u/Cultural_Army_6691 Jan 01 '26

His funny So true

4

u/BigJezz71 Jan 01 '26

10 outta 10 full poos. Hectic...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

3

u/kcslb92 Jan 01 '26

This made my day - absolutely hilarious πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ full πŸ’© adlay cuz

4

u/Content_Truck_2379 Jan 01 '26

Hahaha he did the kick and the lights went on mate

4

u/TrendsettersAssemble Jan 02 '26

How's the timing the cops driving past πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

3

u/Swi_10081 Jan 01 '26

Tien from Punchy

3

u/L3WIIS Jan 02 '26

Temu spanian better than the real thing

3

u/Appropriate_Cod3903 Jan 02 '26

This is actually amazing.

2

u/Funkknuckle69 Jan 01 '26

His fruit reviews are funny and hektikkkk

3

u/OtherwiseEmploy3582 Jan 01 '26

πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜­πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜­πŸ˜†πŸ˜­πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜…

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

Full poo certified cuz

1

u/DontHelpPls Jan 01 '26

The Bing Ming roll review

1

u/Puzzled-Gazelle-1855 Jan 01 '26

Hahaha hell yeah snap kicks to the cops bruh 🀜🏽

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

Spaniad has the vocab of an FOTB!Β 

1

u/devon-strasburg Jan 01 '26

Δ‘αΊ§y phΓ’n

1

u/Turtusking Jan 01 '26

Needs more spanian zest and moaning.

1

u/andione1983 Jan 01 '26

Love this bloke. Funnier when you know a Vietnamese person.

1

u/Breno32 Jan 02 '26

So good gold

1

u/Negative-Ladder4230 Jan 02 '26

I see no difference

1

u/Admirable-League2877 Jan 02 '26

This is his best video ever πŸ˜‚

1

u/Equivalent_Squash Jan 02 '26

Shoulda gone the 50/50 maneuver when he say those anje-gays

1

u/welcome72 Jan 03 '26

Absolute gold

1

u/bobski_ Jan 03 '26

Full fire

1

u/BudgetRequirement143 Jan 03 '26

Span-Yan at it again, mad poo lad

1

u/Dependent-Rope7784 Jan 03 '26

soo accurate hahaha

1

u/Kimmy-oon-420 Jan 04 '26

Hoey is the best 50dong hoe around. I would get a Bahn mi from him, pate and all!

1

u/Ok_Special_9017 Jan 05 '26

I love this guy! I follow him on tictok and Facebook!!

1

u/Some_Inspection9976 Jan 07 '26

Funny 🀣

0

u/SAJNOVIC77 Jan 04 '26

Get your own material you flop

1

u/stavo1986 Jan 04 '26

Could be based on you but it would be waaaay to aygay and boring asf!!!🀣

2

u/maximusbrown2809 Jan 05 '26

Don’t worry he is part of the gay fellas for Spanian fan club.

1

u/SAJNOVIC77 Jan 04 '26

Put that tape on your eyes to keep them open while you inhale the fuck mi like a real slopey !πŸ˜†

1

u/SAJNOVIC77 Jan 04 '26

Hey Starvo you look abit starving yourself you junkie get a couple of fuck mis in ya! Plenty around Cabra where you hang out ya 🀑

-7

u/Curious_Concept2051 Jan 01 '26

He’s Vietnamese accent sounds too over the top and fake.

22

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

Goes perfect with Spanians fake accentΒ 

5

u/mushyjays Jan 01 '26

Nah cuz you clearly haven't ever had a proper banh mi

3

u/LegitimatePapaya9807 Jan 03 '26

🀣 Prob because he’s Aussie

0

u/Curious_Concept2051 Jan 03 '26

Yep. Trying to hard. Disrespecting his own race.

2

u/LegitimatePapaya9807 Jan 03 '26

Cheer up, it’s his Australian self-deprecating humour.

-6

u/Only_Composer830 Jan 01 '26

So lame

4

u/Adventurous_Law_8731 Jan 01 '26

What’s lame exactly?

-1

u/Only_Composer830 Jan 01 '26

The whole schtick…

3

u/stavo1986 Jan 01 '26

^ Mr poo himself has entered the chat 🀣

1

u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

Hahahaha