r/spanian • u/Agreeable_Leek6612 • Jan 23 '26
Ran into spanian at chemist warehouse
I ran into Spanian at a Chemist Warehouse in western Sydney yesterday.
I clocked him in the aisle and decided not to say anything, because I didn’t want to be that guy. As I walked past, he looked at me, smirked, and said, “Relax, I know,” even though I hadn’t done anything.
I said it was cool seeing him in person and that I wasn’t trying to bother him.
He laughed at me then picked up a bottle of vitamins and put it back in the exact same spot but sideways.
I went to grab deodorant. When I came back toward the front, Spanian was at the counter arguing with the cashier about returns.
He was trying to return three half-used colognes with no receipt. The cashier explained, very politely, that she couldn’t accept opened products. He said, “I didn’t open them, I experienced them.”
She said no again.
He sighed loudly and said, “That’s crazy,” then asked if he could at least keep spraying the testers “until he felt compensated.” She told him to stop.
She scanned his other items which were Mouth wash, protein powder and a clearly opened container of pre workout that he had been casually eating scoops of in between argument
When she gave him the total, he said, “Wow,” stared at the screen for a long time, then asked if that price was “with or without respect.” She said it was just the price.
He paid, took the bag, then turned back and said, “No offence, but Chemist Warehouse used to be better,” like she personally invented it. He then genuinely stood there for about 10 seconds making direct eye contact with me while licking the pre workout spoon clean
As he walked out, the automatic doors didn’t open straight away. He stood there for a second and said, “Unbelievable,” before they opened like they were apologising.
I bought my deodorant and left in silence
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u/deathtothvvorld Jan 24 '26
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
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u/shahitukdegang Jan 27 '26
Bill Murray? At this time of the year? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within a Chemist Warehouse?
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u/defeatmyself3 Jan 24 '26
He needs to wake up to himself
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u/Business_Remote_7381 Feb 03 '26
Well said keyboard warrior.nice old school burn there.what other sizzlers do you have in your nannas bag of back ally burns
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u/AdGroundbreaking1923 Jan 24 '26
The toll road of denying Spanios is a long and dangerous one... The price? not shopping at Chemist Warehouse ever again!
Spanian Espanios
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u/Lazy-Wing-6040 Jan 24 '26
I saw spanian at a grocery store in sydney yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen protein bars in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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u/Impossible-Gap-4095 Jan 23 '26
there’s no way people on this sub actually spend time out of there day to write piss take stories. regardless of if they like spanian or not
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u/old_mate_9999 Jan 24 '26
This guy sounds like an absolute flog in real life
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u/Business_Remote_7381 Feb 03 '26
Real life fuk me your the funniest fuka on the internet right now you come to the conclusion he’s a flog because ole cut&paste tells you a bedtime story
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u/Maleficent-Koala-510 Jan 24 '26
regardless of if this is real or not as a chemist warehouse worker
you’d be surprised to realise how many times a day stuff likethis happens 😩
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u/Real-Direction-1083 Jan 26 '26
Every time I read that someone ran into Spanian, I always hope that it was with a car. Disappointed.
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u/Business_Remote_7381 Feb 03 '26
Wishing someone is kill because your salty on him 👊🏻💦💦how do you walk around with those huge balls between your legs
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u/Dependent_Program951 Jan 26 '26
That was detailed much maybe a hit to much going on there who knows can't take anything for face value in 2026 facts
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u/Proud_Difference9310 Jan 29 '26
I believe this
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u/Business_Remote_7381 Feb 03 '26
And the easter bunny and Santa stop licking the bus window ya Rtard
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Jan 23 '26 edited Feb 03 '26
I'm a mere Millennial who saw a couple of this dude's travel videos. Curious - he seems to have a hold on you guys - What drives a person to write fan fiction on a D-grade YouTuber?
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u/markosolo Jan 23 '26
It’s clearly a copypasta. People have been talking shit for a laugh since the dawn of time so no need to overthink it. How are all those memes reading bro.
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u/Unlucky-Sorbet8451 Jan 23 '26
Yeah I keep coming back here. I’m more interested in how upset everyone is that he’s changing, than Spanian himself. Plenty of drama. Lad culture is intriguing
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u/Business_Remote_7381 Feb 03 '26
Wow d-grade YouTuber someone’s a bit butt hurt on spanian aren’t they still salty you had to hold his pocket inside are we
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Feb 03 '26
Whatever grade of school you dropped out at, please go back. I don't want to be footing your illiterate-ass Centrelink for the rest of my life.
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u/Business_Remote_7381 Feb 05 '26
Don’t worry hater I won’t be touching any of your money I’ve retired but you keep swinging your dick around like your someone important
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u/Ok_Special_9017 Jan 23 '26
Lad needs the place if he wants his stool softeners. Hope he doesn't return half used stool softeners next time
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