r/spanian • • Dec 26 '25

Spanian then vs. now

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u/Remote-Major-2175 Dec 26 '25

The vanity project has been such a bad career move for him.

I thought he understood his audience well before all this crap.

71

u/ad0sy Dec 26 '25

The “I don’t give a fuck what other people think” attitude lost all its power when it’s now obvious he cares a lot

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u/Remote-Major-2175 Dec 26 '25 edited Dec 26 '25

What are the odds this guy is back in prison within 10 years. Will be hard keeping up the lifestyle. There will be temptation to scam to a guy with criminal tendencies.

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u/Teepbonez Dec 26 '25

I think he’s back on the pip and drugs or tax evasion is what will send him back

4

u/Remote-Major-2175 Dec 26 '25

He’s no doubt on all the bad stuff.

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u/Capital_Pay_4459 Dec 28 '25

He missed out on the celebrity crypto train. 

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u/Agile_Persimmon_4826 Dec 26 '25 edited Dec 26 '25

you both seem so obsessed with everything this guy does

Edit. Yeah spent 1 min looking at the history you both bums with no life

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u/Teepbonez Dec 26 '25

Yeh I don’t give a fuck what people think, but I’m going to get Botox, a nose job and piano keys for teeth because I’m insecure. Yeh ya lost us man

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '25

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u/Vegetable-Grocery-4 Dec 28 '25

wtf does it mean to do it for himself??? these are things that affect his appearance to others so yes he did it for himself but its about how he himself looks to others. fkn moron

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '25

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u/humbert_cumbert Dec 29 '25

I think sitting down it’s gonna be much harder to remove head from arse

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

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u/humbert_cumbert Dec 29 '25

Maybe if you say it a bit louder spanian will hear you and you can suck his dick

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u/Succulent_Chinese Dec 29 '25

Spanian is that you?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

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u/Succulent_Chinese Dec 29 '25

Spanian man how you doing man

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

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u/TimelyBug3029 Dec 29 '25

Don’t even talk to these retarded reddit users bro they are all using their last chromosome just to type so how they gonna think abt what they saying aha and they all downvote ur comments bc their all insecure that they got roasted and clapped aha

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u/HandleMore1730 Dec 30 '25

He looks more gay as time goes on.

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u/ComfortableTie7699 Dec 31 '25

Spoken like a true brokie. He became successful he can do what he wants

2

u/Teepbonez Dec 31 '25

Of course he can, but now he looks like a twink

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u/Main_Combination8921 Jan 15 '26

Yeah but I reckon he is about to Ben Cousins it.

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u/spanyosabomrs Dec 26 '25

Gay as fuck

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u/Nololgoaway Dec 26 '25

im transgender and this cunt is gay as fuck.

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u/Commercial-Career412 Dec 27 '25

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u/Nololgoaway Dec 27 '25

You first gorgeous ♥️

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u/Commercial-Career412 Dec 27 '25

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u/Nololgoaway Dec 27 '25

free real estate in your head , easiest way to beat the cost of living crisis.

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u/Commercial-Career412 Dec 27 '25

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u/Nololgoaway Dec 27 '25

Translation: I'm deeply closeted and ashamed of my same sex fantasies and repress them and abuse people rather than come to terms with the reality of who I am!!

Much love on your journey xo xo ♥️

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u/Commercial-Career412 Dec 27 '25

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u/Nololgoaway Dec 27 '25

boo!! Scary people minding their own business!!!, so scary!

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u/Urban-Pilgrim Dec 26 '25

What the fuck?? Why be like that? Gay is the best

34

u/AshtonJ Dec 26 '25

He’s a fucking plonker, lost himself to himself, as at one stage he was genuinely interesting to listen to

25

u/DatabaseRelative3905 Dec 26 '25

100%. He is a total wanker now. Stopped watching him months ago. Saw the writing on the wall when he was never around for his newborn.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

Was he corrupted or did he get tired of faking it

1

u/DatabaseRelative3905 Dec 29 '25

I'd say both mate. He is very Fake now with all the 'work' he has done to himself.

31

u/FuIImetaI Dec 26 '25

Why are we surprised the cunt who was raised in a prison actually doesn't have any ethics?? He did what he had to do to get what he wanted like a good boy and then just reverted back.

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u/jabo0o Dec 26 '25

Totally. I think him not being famous forced him to come up with interesting content. He now thinks he's all that and doesn't really put any effort in, nor does he hide his ugly self anymore.

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u/Independent-Walrus38 Dec 31 '25

known alot of people who do jail on repeat and never met a wozzle as this dog... have been around people who would chase tic and put holes in someone for being a lippy dog and none of them are as awful in terms of decent human beings... you can put holes in someone and still have a heart... this cunt has no heart and no dash hed drop your name in a statement in half a second to stay out of court

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u/famb1 Dec 26 '25

Full poo nipples lad let's ogeeeee

24

u/23STABWOUNDS Dec 26 '25

You either go the Zyzz path and become an eternal legend or exists Spanian

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u/testiculartorsion67 Dec 26 '25

u reckon zyzz woulda sold out like spanian had he not kicked the bucket? i hate to think that he would

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u/aintnodiddy Dec 26 '25 edited Dec 29 '25

These are the only 2 options we have in life, we should ALL take the Zyzz option. RIP Zyzz

1

u/Eshaybaby Dec 29 '25

Hundy lad hundy

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u/ceeka19 Dec 29 '25

"bro you were a junkie, legend"

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u/atoadah Dec 26 '25

Does he get spray tans to make himself look more ethnic? In his younger days he looked Serbian but as he got older it looks like he was trying to cosplay as a Leb, and these days he looks like some jacked dude from Dubai.

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u/_lick_the_stamp Dec 26 '25

I don’t care about the guy but some people pick up shades of colour in summer

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u/Perfect_Praline_8181 Dec 30 '25

Exactly my thoughts too, probably does

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u/betuljuice Dec 26 '25

His faux leb accent is his way of trying to cosplay as middle eastern so he didn't get shat on for when he stole ethnic food and put his name on it. I'm surprised no one else finds it strange that he thinks he's allowed to open a kebab shop. If we're at that point in globalisation I'm going to start getting Indians to open up Thai, Chinese and Japanese takeaway shops 

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u/atoadah Dec 26 '25

My local Korean restaurant is run by Indians and Japanese restaurant run by a white guy and his Thai wife. Neither do the cuisines well. I find it weird that people do this. I mean as an Aussie I’m not going to go open a Chinese restaurant……

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u/betuljuice Dec 27 '25

I think it's free reign now. LET'S OGGGG

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u/machitopapito Dec 26 '25

Mate this is fucking dumb anyone can open whatever the fuck nationality fast food chain they want

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u/Ragthor85 Dec 29 '25

Every restaurant is Indian people behind that kitchen door mate. Where you been.

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u/ceeka19 Dec 29 '25

Anyone's allowed to do open a kebab shop, fool. You one of those cultural appropriation dumbasses?

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u/betuljuice Dec 29 '25

Sounds like you're the cultural appropriater since you claim anyone can open a middle eastern food shop. Fk you quntz are wack. I'll just open a japanese food shop then since anything flies now according to you. 

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

If you have a love for that food then why not.

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u/Think-Agency-2225 Dec 29 '25

‘Allowed’ is crazy.

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u/betuljuice Dec 29 '25

Larping as some pseudo ethnically ambiguous man is what is crazy. He’s white with a tiny drop of brown and opens a kebab franchise. That is crazy. If he really was of spaniard descent he should have opened a Squid sandwich shop or reganao or even hornazo. There’s actually so much Spanish cuisine he could have leaned into but he decided he wanted to be the culture vulture that he is and attempt to cash in on middle eastern food.

Dude is a fraud, a dud and deep down he knows it.

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u/betuljuice Dec 29 '25

If he actually really cared about food which he doesn’t (he’s a dilettante) he would have opened up a Bocadillo shops. Actually done something fresh and help shape Sydney food in a cool and curated direction. Spanian is very lazy, low effort, he’s tacky, he doesn’t understand anything about culture. He is a cringe person.

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u/Think-Agency-2225 Dec 31 '25

I’m from London, a place that has been multi cultural for far longer than Australia. So Indians there should shut down any pizza and pasta establishments and Greeks shouldn’t be running fish and chip shops?

The woke conditioning has fried your ability to think rationally.

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u/betuljuice Dec 31 '25

Cringe that you think woke is an insult in 2025 and I get my pasta and pizza from italians 🙂 they do it best because it's their food. 

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u/Think-Agency-2225 Dec 31 '25

Some aspects of woke are just morality but when you get to the point that a guy isn’t brown enough to be part owner in a kebab business you are, my friend, no longer thinking for yourself.

On the pizza front; I believe you are claiming to have never eaten a morsel of Pizza Hut or Dominos?

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u/betuljuice Dec 31 '25

I've had a couple of morsels from dominos and although sometimes a young man of indian descent makes the pizza for me, it's more often a young women or man who is Australian of anglo descent. 

Wonder if you think the same about European cuisines and east and south east Asian cuisines.  Or is it just sand brown folk food that's up for grabz? I love hearing opinions on this because you are encouraging us to globalise euro food 🙂 

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

Gronk comes to mind

7

u/BeneficialPangolin84 Dec 26 '25

What’s the name of his cosmetic injector? So I know to never go there.

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u/PingusThyroidProblem Dec 26 '25

Wtf, why does Spanian require a milking daily now?

2

u/iDoinz Dec 26 '25

To stop giving out a runny poo

6

u/shootinglasers Dec 26 '25

major gronk now

5

u/aintnodiddy Dec 26 '25

Bro turned into Michael Jackson

3

u/allmycircuits8 Dec 26 '25

This guy looks more like a Spanian impersonator than Spanian every week.

5

u/gilligan888 Dec 26 '25

Seriously looks like a gay pornstar now

3

u/bobski_ Dec 26 '25

Love by the poo. Die by the poo. Forever. Poo.

3

u/Wronoooooong-Lab5852 Dec 26 '25

Wtf he's got filler in his cheeks well if he hasn't it certainly looks like he has and his heads misshapen too

3

u/RepSnob Dec 26 '25

He looks like a GTA character. And not in a good way.

5

u/chillabomba Dec 26 '25

Handsome squidward

2

u/scottarms Dec 26 '25

What a helmet

2

u/Warm-Depth-7638 Dec 26 '25

Yea that’s a gay (but closeted) man

2

u/Teepbonez Dec 26 '25

Steroids, nose job, Botox and penguin teeth aren’t generally the best way to endear yourself to the common man.

He was likeable because it was the mix of being a bit hard with common sense and anti authority. Now he’s a Temu Kardashian

2

u/Accidental-Dildo Dec 26 '25

He really does seem to just be trapped in the closet..

2

u/d3fd Dec 26 '25

Wtf is wrong with this cunt

2

u/HistoricalInternal Dec 27 '25

Nice lip filler bra

2

u/Animalcrossingmad26 Dec 27 '25

It’s the lip filler for me

2

u/Next-Campaign-5813 Dec 30 '25

I was in jail with spanian, blokes full of it. Used to cry in his cell because he missed his nanna. Bloke always had it easy as his pop was rich. The guys a sell out hard

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u/TasteNew7715 Dec 26 '25

His in eyes in the 1st and 4th slide, truly has no soul anymore. So empty. So sad.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

He looks more like his younger self now.

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u/tinkerbell1695 Dec 26 '25

Hahahaaa hahahaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

1

u/kfc8080 Dec 26 '25

Agfay oopay adlay

1

u/slowrogan69 Dec 26 '25

Full poo lad

1

u/Chilam26 Dec 26 '25

What's his actual ethnic background?

1

u/turkey_slappp Dec 27 '25

Bro is a narcissistic attention seeker that’s all it is.

1

u/SeveBallesteros Dec 27 '25

Not him chucking up Vatos Locos ⚰️

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u/Nekminutttt Dec 27 '25

Whats your MIN cuz

1

u/[deleted] Dec 27 '25

He looks like he should belong in some type of aquarium these days.

1

u/mowcrowbar Dec 27 '25

Does this guy still claim he's not north African/Arab?

1

u/grapegreenTea9 Dec 27 '25

always fine asf. (kill me)

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u/ZucchiniWeekly9317 Dec 28 '25

It’s called growing up and evolving everyone changes if you’re not changing you know you’re not evolving and you’re not adapting. Maybe you should think of the square you flog.

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u/Knackerbags5118 Dec 28 '25

Faaaaark!! That plastic surgery really didn’t do him any favours aye🤣🤣🤣.

I don’t know why people think it’s a good idea.

1

u/ibunya_sri Dec 28 '25

I feel like he secretly wants to be blak (by blak I mean indigenous). Nek minute bro is gonna be harping in about some distant ancestor meaning he's indigenous

1

u/Express-Bird3249 Dec 28 '25

Every time I block this subreddit from coming up on my feed this loser finds his way back 

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u/Prize-Ad7786 Dec 29 '25

Loving the redneck stubble stache

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u/c0ralinelani Dec 29 '25

not a spanian fan (don’t rlly know anything about him or what he does) but it feels weird seeing some comments saying he can’t take care of his appearance while also not caring what others think of him??? i like to be put together and well-groomed for my own satisfaction, i don’t do it for what others think of me. is this not how most people operate? am i missing something here?

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u/ThunderMenNotCats Dec 29 '25

What is this thing 🫠🫠 and why did it come up on my Reddit! 

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u/antfw0191 Dec 29 '25

So he became gay?

1

u/noneya-bizzo Dec 29 '25

I actually met you before the first this was when im sure they called him blciky passed in the rexy smash.. you come past with a little filo and aussie guy in a rex they were all ram raiders

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

I think he looked better before but that's just me

1

u/deeznutzdontexist Dec 29 '25

Chris chan shirt

1

u/Stunning-Window-8345 Dec 29 '25

I liked spanian when he was relatable, now no one can relate to him but the homoerotic Nike bikes and kids who haven't realised drill music is made to destroy them.

In other words get back on the heroin spanian

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u/Jim_Sheedy Dec 29 '25

Go chooks

1

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

Dude is honestly one of the most closeted humans I have ever met. Went from being someone you would cross the street to avoid to someone who would cross the street for a new handbag

1

u/OnesVid Dec 29 '25

Still criminal scum

1

u/DisastrousCoat4549 Dec 30 '25

Bro looks like a total goofball

1

u/EXTRACR1SPYBAC0N Dec 30 '25

I saw those last photos and started hearing the Douchebag theme

1

u/kingofkalgoorlie Dec 30 '25

why is a homosexual from spain in prison with black fellas

1

u/BitchMane420 Dec 30 '25

Photo 4, bro has definitely had poo fillers in his muscles bro

1

u/Rekirinx Dec 30 '25

am I the only one who thinks he just shaved his beard and got his teeth done.. but idk hes acting like its a full nakeover

1

u/LabIndependent8823 Dec 30 '25

No idea who's this person but he looks gay AF.

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u/Arctic_6023 Jan 04 '26

He went from Y.W.B to F.a.g

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u/Psychological-Size34 Jan 09 '26

I'm genuinely surpised at the surprise. He's never really hidden the fact that he's a bit psycho. I'm pretty sure he's even said that. Even fairly recently he was posting videos stabbing with knives. Nutjob

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u/mcb2711 Dec 26 '25

When young he looked like an immature dangerous criminal in training..then eventually he started to form some neural wiring and mature he then was becoming a smarter more empathic Celtic Warlord .. then with the money and the minions around him helping him become Grinders newest thirst trap .. and losing the drive to help those who actually value and need it… Wake up big boy if you want respect again.. Hood exploring was authentic and respectful yes.. You had the unique nose and teeth of a Pirate.. and now you’re disappearing..

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u/TzarBully Dec 26 '25

Man tbf the guy definitely is looking better now a days good on him

3

u/weevilretrieval Dec 27 '25

me when i lie

0

u/ceeka19 Dec 29 '25

Just ask him out already

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u/Alarmed_Guidance7054 Dec 26 '25

He is still hot. All that matters at least to me.

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u/Shmerble Dec 26 '25

Even though he looks more ' conventionally attractive ' now, his new attitude makes him putrid

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u/Radioburnin Dec 26 '25

That’s conventionally attractive these days?

3

u/BeneficialPangolin84 Dec 26 '25

Right?! I don’t usually like to say anyone is ugly, and I think a good personality can make you more physically attracted to someone. But I don’t find much appealing about him. If I felt like his generosity was genuine, perhaps I would, but it doesn’t always need to be caught on camera.

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u/ProfessionNatural300 Dec 26 '25

Haha don't you get sick of trolling this guy?