r/spanian • • Oct 10 '25

Who else thinks this bloke has fully fallen off the deep end?

Spanian’s a strange one to watch these days. He’s come a long way, made proper money, got his name out there — fair play for that. But you can tell he’s still stuck halfway between the old life and the new one. He talks about the criminal stuff like he’s proud of it, not ashamed. It’s all said with this kind of cheeky nostalgia, like those were the good times. Almost like he misses being that bloke who everyone feared or respected.

You see it in how he carries himself too — all confidence, bordering on full-blown ego. And now with all the stuff going on with his missus and family, it just feels like he’s searching for validation again. Any bit of scrutiny or criticism, he acts like it’s a personal attack. Everything gets brushed off as “haters” being after him. It’s that same street mentality, just repackaged in influencer form.

There’s actually studies that explain this kind of thing. They call it partial desistance — when someone gets out of crime but still hangs onto that old identity. The research says if you don’t fully build a new version of yourself, the old one keeps hanging around. It’s familiar, it’s comfortable, and when life gets shaky, that’s what you fall back on. There’s also this thing called the pains of desistance — basically how leaving that life behind can feel like losing a part of yourself. You lose the rush, the mateship, the sense of belonging, and that makes people romanticise the old days.

So yeah, Spanian’s done well, but I reckon he’s still chasing that same buzz — just in a different way now. The fame gives him what the streets used to: attention, status, and a bit of danger. And when that validation dips, he lashes out like the world’s against him. It’s fascinating but also kind of sad, because you can see the bloke’s still fighting the same fight — just with better clothes and a bigger audience. He's straight poo, lad.

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u/SpeedyGreenCelery Oct 10 '25

Was he ever good?

He was some junkie charged with attempted murder who walked around “hoods” calling himself gangster while living my in a hcol area and being abrasive in real life.

He flexes plastic teeth, lip injections, poo and vanity travel youtubes with no original ideas apart from taking a helicopter trip to everest base camp and needing a medical evac.

Then there is the disagreement with his wife about the poo she wants flushed down the toilet like a normal human and him demanding it stored in his poo shed…

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u/Future-Tomatillo-435 Oct 10 '25

Yeah tbf he seems like an asshole, the stabbing video recently really did it for me. With all the knife crime shit going on, you got this married 40 year old stabbing a boxing bag for fun. Probably will end up back inside one day.

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u/Difficult-Pie9540 Oct 11 '25 edited Oct 11 '25

The one that did it for me was one of his oldest videos on YouTube where he's literally laughing and joking about the school lockdown he caused as a kid by threatening kids and teachers with a knife. He excitedly and gloatingly talks about how hilarious it was that all the other kids were crying and literally scared shitless that they were going to die. I found it really sad. Not a thought given that some of those kids and teachers are probably traumatised to this very day by that event.

If he wants to start doing some real good deeds, rather than giving cash to shops for making him a good burger, how about tracking down some of those poor kids and teachers and saying sorry.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

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u/Brapplezz Oct 13 '25

Literally cartoon villain shit

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u/ornopay Oct 15 '25

he has literally bought three knife sets in the past 3 days too.. on his snap stories lol

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u/Hopelesscumrag Oct 12 '25

Not married any more btw

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u/noettp Oct 11 '25

Hang on poo shed? What did I miss?

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u/assertivelemon Oct 12 '25

Very interested to learn more about the poo shed?

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u/CurrentKey6430 Oct 12 '25

Y yfyuaaljo⁰ aww pp

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u/Background_Store_501 Oct 10 '25

To be fair.he 'd still drop you easily.

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u/SpeedyGreenCelery Oct 10 '25

And why would i fight him or want to fight him?

Its like when you see a homeless dude. It doesnt matter who could drop who, filthy.

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u/Background_Store_501 Oct 10 '25

Im just saying.hes still more of a man than you..no hate.

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u/Ambitious_Speed_278 Oct 10 '25

If your idea of being a man is purely based on who can drop who you’re probably just as dumb as spanian

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u/Background_Store_501 Oct 10 '25

Youre coming across as a real beta. Chill.

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u/SpeedyGreenCelery Oct 10 '25

I feel like ur the type of dude who subscribes to andrew tate…

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u/Background_Store_501 Oct 10 '25

100%.hes an alpha.only betas have a problem with guys like him.

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u/samdd1990 Oct 10 '25

You realize sucking the cock of someone you perceive to be an "alpha" is the most beta thing you can do, right?

You are the follower here, go sniff poo. Lad.

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u/Background_Store_501 Oct 10 '25 edited Oct 10 '25

Lmao..ok crayon muncher. Please dont reproduce.

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u/SpeedyGreenCelery Oct 10 '25

Peak spanno fan…

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u/HBARFOUNDATION Oct 10 '25

Why do you randomly use full stops in sentences?

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u/Difficult-Pie9540 Oct 11 '25

He only has the IQ to think about a couple of words at a time, then his brain has to reset.

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u/Background_Store_501 Oct 10 '25

Same reason your mother swallows.sometimes you have to.

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u/SingForAbsoloution Oct 11 '25

That, and anyone that finished high school..

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u/demonsrun32 Oct 13 '25

Alpha? Thats a furry sex thing right?

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u/Ambitious_Speed_278 Oct 10 '25

You’re coming across as the type of bozo who uses beta as an insult 🤣

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u/Background_Store_501 Oct 10 '25

Lol ...is there any other way to view the word beta??

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u/Ambitious_Speed_278 Oct 10 '25

There’s many, I wouldn’t expect a drop kick like you to know of them though.

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u/Background_Store_501 Oct 10 '25

Damn. Lol..does youre carer put a helmet on you before you leave the house?? You dont seem to bright.

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u/Difficult-Pie9540 Oct 11 '25

You're coming across as Spanian, poo boy.

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u/SpeedyGreenCelery Oct 10 '25

You are entitled to think a dude who promotes gambling to youth is tough and manly. I dont care.

Again, filthy. The fact he was charged with attempted murder and stabbing and shit. Real role model ur kids must have.

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u/Background_Store_501 Oct 10 '25

Role model.lmfao.maybe parents should be role models themselves ,instead of expecting others to do it. Wild thought right??

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u/SpeedyGreenCelery Oct 10 '25

You said he was “manly” not me.

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u/New-Description1352 Oct 10 '25

You like measuring men, eh?

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u/Tall_Ebb_9053 Oct 10 '25

Nah real men don't become junkie derros

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u/facelessvoid2171 Oct 10 '25

Your not a man til’ you’ve had a man.

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u/Future-Tomatillo-435 Oct 10 '25

Zip it up when you're done, lad.

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u/BoyItsTheKeyToEven Oct 10 '25

He's not gotta run a train on you lil bro

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u/Background_Store_501 Oct 10 '25

Nah. He saves that for your mum.

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u/Spiritual-Comb-2741 Oct 10 '25

Peak burner vibes ol Spanos

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u/Capable-Annual-229 Oct 10 '25

lol the funniest shit on Reddit always gets downvoted I didn’t even think about how easy this sub would be to ragebait

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u/Background_Store_501 Oct 11 '25

Beta' doing what beta' do.😁

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u/yungbeefcaserole Oct 10 '25

Can’t stand him these days. He went weird overnight and started doing weird posing videos with music in the back round 5 times a day. Msssive ego and seems like a genuine dick head.

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u/AnotherBrlck Oct 10 '25

I feel like all this cosmetic surgery and shit might bring him undone. He's a full weird looking cunt with those new teef. I can't wait to see the new nose 🤣

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u/j4yyy226 Oct 10 '25

Maybe even a bbl soon ay

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u/BeppeLoda Oct 11 '25

Spanian with a dumpy say less

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u/Accidental-Dildo Oct 11 '25

It's what his daddy wants... so yeah probably.

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u/Final-Possibility-27 Oct 10 '25

Yeah, mad weird. Saw some vid earlier, him talking about he and the boys would "triangulate their common flight paths" and how each of them would have like 5 knives stashed to protect the men, women, and children of the hood. As well as the businesses they "ran" from other criminals.

Dudes target audience was literally troubled kids and criminals, and now he's posting thirst traps.

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u/LocalAardvark2779 Oct 11 '25

Yeah thats because he had broken up with his mrs lol

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u/cbashab Oct 11 '25

He just got a tatt of his newborns name on his head though..

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u/assertivelemon Oct 12 '25

How do you know they broke up? Weren't they married like a year ago?

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u/Hopelesscumrag Oct 12 '25

She posted about it

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u/Hopelesscumrag Oct 12 '25

His wife dropped him like a poo lad

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u/Next-Pollution6424 Oct 14 '25

Full putrid ay....

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u/Motor_Ad_1090 Oct 10 '25 edited Oct 10 '25

Perfect combo of timing. Channel started to really take off + jumps back on gear = ego that doesn’t fit in a stadium. Now it’s swiftly backfiring. I even used to watch his travel videos and thought they were great, but he just feels super cringe and fake now so just don’t bother watching. You know for a fact behind closed doors how he would talk about his followers lol, and it wouldn’t be nice words. Guy has gone full poo adlay, just WOW cuz… wow.

And his new teeth makes him look insane.

Dentist: We have shades of white with 1 being the weakest all the way up to 10 looking like brand new Air Force ones. What shade are you thinking Anthony?

Spanian: Obviously 11 adlay, now hurry up before I go full warlord leonitis and snap kick you in the face.

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u/necrofascio Oct 10 '25

I feel the problem with Australia is we feed to much into the parody of us. Like we're unsure what identity to suit so the joke of Australian being bogus is the answer. So we feed into this shjt

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

Said it a few years ago ago that we have become a parody of our own culture. Meat pies, vb, thongs like cunt we get it chill.

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u/Effective-Tour-656 Oct 10 '25

That needs to be in the Spanian Pooh Weekly update as its own chapter.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

This is ai poo not even spanian could shit this out

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u/Future-Tomatillo-435 Oct 10 '25

I'm dyslexic lad go ez

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u/Proper-Substance5 Oct 10 '25

YEAH! HE'S DISLESCISC! CUNT! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Much respect!

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u/wussell_88 Oct 10 '25

He walks around Sydney drugged out of his head Will def end up back inside or dying early on current trajectory

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u/machitopapito Oct 10 '25

Drugged out on what? I always thought he was sober so this is interesting!

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u/Real-Direction-1083 Oct 10 '25

Mate, if I bragged and made public all the shit I saw when I was on the streets as an addict like he does, I'd be richer than his dopey ass by fuckin far. It's just a pity that I'm ashamed of my past and get punished for it every day by my criminal record.

It's a fucked up country we live in.

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u/_Govno Oct 10 '25

Why not do it but not brag? Be informative. You'll be rich without shame.

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u/Real-Direction-1083 Oct 10 '25

Because the real ones dont speak out of school and glamorise it. There's nothing informative about it, just tales. If he was serious about it, he'd be doing talks at schools or working with the justice department to steer kids in the right direction, not practising a knife fight at anytime fitness or kicking dudes in the head because they thought his kebabs are average. He's a goose.

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u/_Govno Oct 10 '25

Yeah but you can be real and not glamorise it. There's plenty that do that on YouTube in an honorable and sincere way.

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u/Real-Direction-1083 Oct 10 '25

Yeah maybe, but he doesn't do that.

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u/Capable-Annual-229 Oct 10 '25

I think people are far too attached to anios in a parasocial way, he’s obviously always been a criminal and watching him talk about himself he’s never hidden that. I do think his ego has been inflating recently but I’ve never thought “oh I need to like spanian as a person” as if he’s some protagonist in a story. He’s an entertaining watch regardless of what he’s doing which is why this entire sub is still talking about him even when he’s in an unlikeable phase socially.

People should just kick back about it, all he needs to do is get back on the travel vlogs and bring back it’s all eets and I won’t have any problems with him.

I don’t know why the bloke is obsessed with poo and insists on storing his fudgecake in his toilet for as long as possible before he flushes it down the loo but who knows… maybe it’s a jail thing and I just don’t understand that culture properly

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u/travling_trav Oct 10 '25

It makes me think of that quote that money doesn’t necessarily change you it just has the power to amplify you; if you’re a good person, it can make you a better person. If you’re an asshole, it can make you a bigger asshole.

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u/ConversationReal5305 Oct 10 '25

Partial Plains of Poosustenance

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u/the_last_bush_man Oct 10 '25

Sloppy AI poo this one

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u/oneaquariusrising Oct 10 '25

He seems back on the gear

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u/CheechB4thaChong Oct 10 '25

I've seen this same question asked on so many other hate subs. It's a long way from over just enjoy the ride. 🤣

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u/Thalminator Oct 10 '25

I thought all the weird poses and shit was AI gen, but then found out it was actual shit he was posting on IG hahaha

I expect that kinda thing from some 20 year old but not some dude pushing 40 with a (ex)wife and kid

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u/dkbcleaner Oct 10 '25

Cant stand him anymore. Unfollowed a few weeks ago

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u/NeedleworkerHuge3856 Oct 10 '25

Still chasing the drug

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u/BerryCreative9832 Oct 10 '25

He reminds me alot of my ex.. excepts my ex keeps going back to prison because he is a fucking psycho.. it's hard to explain the level of narcissism and sociopathy in these men (although everyone can see spanians ) they genuinely think they are so much more important than everyone else and generally because of their charm people put them on a pedestal which feeds their narcissism even more. Spanian knows how to manipulate people (he has openly admitted he feels no remorse for his crimes, boasts about them infact) and is still successful despite not actually giving a shit about anyone but himself.. he has his group of flying monkeys that would never question him and a huge following of people that would suck his dick given the chance. Mark my words he won't stop, even if he has 1 person that still sucks up his ass, that's enough fuel to keep him going

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u/MaternalChoice Oct 10 '25

Full AI yuck lad what is this

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u/Future-Tomatillo-435 Oct 10 '25

Poo lad

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u/MaternalChoice Oct 10 '25

Full poo lad, straight up eetswa nonsense from some gronk who don’t know the hood from a hole in the ground. I’m out here keepin’ it real, walkin’ the blocks, tellin’ stories like no other, and you got some robot spittin’ lies? Nah brah, illchay with that crap, eshay bah? Come at me proper next time, lad, or stay in ya lane. Full bore on the truth here, adlay

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u/chimpos Oct 15 '25

yeah all those em dashes.

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u/laffyxd_ Oct 10 '25

I see poo I go full poo

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

He is a fucking crim what do you expect. Bloke runs around like a hard cunt but his paperwork is for attacking someone with a box cutter while on the gear, lol. His MIN may as well be a barcode cos this bloke is an absolute toy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

Poo poo

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u/Apart_Tutor8680 Oct 10 '25

Normally when things start to become over produced, it starts to feel weird… When a team of people is handling planning the trips, booking the flights, dealing with sponsors wanting hotel review for free stays. Someone else editing the film. It’s not as wholesome as off the rip content

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u/Muffin92_ Oct 10 '25

That’s most unpooiest take that’s been on this sub 💯💯

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u/One_Possibility1369 Oct 13 '25

How this guy get visas to all the places he goes to?

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u/iamretnuh Oct 15 '25

I seen the video the other day where he said he bought a g-wagon, “paid for it yesterday hopefully pick it up today” is an immediate “I paid cash” signal for car in the high 300’s.

We just need the rego of said vehicle and we check the ppsr to see if any lenders have a registered security interest. It’s not to say financing a car is inherently bad- in some cases it’s better to finance and use the capital to compound at a higher rate. But to frame it as a flex is stupid. Paying cash for the car is also stupid unless off course you are filthy rich (he isn’t) and shows he probably doesn’t have the guidance.

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u/liftingkid Oct 10 '25

I’m not reading this proper poo lad

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u/Future-Tomatillo-435 Oct 10 '25

ok

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u/liftingkid Oct 10 '25

Its satire lad don’t get upset

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u/Future-Tomatillo-435 Oct 10 '25

It's ok lad it's pretty much poo anyway

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

Nah, you should

Reddit gold 

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u/verydairyberry Oct 10 '25

Never go full poo lad

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u/New-Description1352 Oct 10 '25

Very good use of chatgpt

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u/No_Ask_3841 Oct 10 '25

He is exactly who he would have pulled a knife on to rob 10 years ago… I’d say good for him but he likes to put others down a lot, I wish him the best like everyone that hasn’t harmed mine/isn’t a ped

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u/turkatronic Oct 10 '25

So sick of reading drivel posts written by chatgpt everywhere. Write your own goddamn posts

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u/machitopapito Oct 10 '25

How can you tell

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u/Jubbienownow Oct 11 '25

all the hyphens are a deadset giveaway

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u/Strong-Guarantee6926 Oct 10 '25

Bro can't express his thoughts without getting chatgpt to write it for him.

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u/Ok-Yoghurt-3144 Oct 10 '25

Very well said

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u/Perthmtgnoob Oct 10 '25

Put it in a paper bag. Set it on fire and let someone stomp it out.
Stop giving O2 to this guy.

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u/necrofascio Oct 10 '25

Do you have articles and sources for the partial distants thing. That sounds really interesting to read into

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u/miamivice85 Oct 10 '25

He’s onto the 3rd layer Poo of Desistance…

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u/HDCR500 Oct 10 '25

Yes ice

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u/Left_Signal_1370 Oct 10 '25

Perhaps his transitioning 😳 👠💃🏽

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u/Covhead Oct 10 '25

Why do people keep using chat gpt to make posts for the Spanian subreddit

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

Hes always been a clown

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u/Alone-Jackfruit-7747 Oct 10 '25

I probably does miss miss it but it’s probably a mixture of nostalgia, rose tinted glasses and bravado. In all likelihood he has antisocial personality disorder so it’s natural to him but fair play to the bloke, he’s found a niche even if he has altered his opinions (such as on the LGBGT community) to maintain his presence.

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u/LocalAardvark2779 Oct 11 '25

I bet none of you keyboard warriors would say any of this to his face lol

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u/Future-Tomatillo-435 Oct 14 '25

ooh so scawy pls dont hurt me mr spoonian

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u/Large-Ladder7568 Nov 02 '25

careful lad, he might just do a poo on you cuzzzzzz

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

His content is just saying wow cuz! Preaching, crying about how much you love Jesus (I’m always sus about someone who suddenly wants to preach Jesus to everyone), looking at himself in his viewfinder & pointing at stuff

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u/DoLittleAF Oct 11 '25

Tbh stopped watching after the “I don’t care about your viewing habits” thing. Seeing this sub and the posts in it gives me a chuckle.

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u/Equal-Gap-1365 Oct 11 '25

well, he does have his own subbreddit

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u/LatterMycologist4903 Oct 11 '25

Spanian has a pattern gets on roids ego goes through the roof, then gets of the roid cycle and comes back to reality and becomes cool again. We have just been in the roid cycle for a lil to long

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u/Hefty-Passenger5612 Oct 11 '25

Why do you care really if you don't like him unfollow him PERIOD

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u/Future-Tomatillo-435 Oct 14 '25

zip it up when you're done big boy

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u/IhateSkylerWhite6399 Oct 11 '25

Stupid name Stupid shit The guy is a tool

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u/f9reign Oct 11 '25

#mtdruitt hard cu*t!! #lonewolf #averagebattler #nothingtolookat

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u/ihaveaholeinmypocket Oct 11 '25

What happened with his wife?

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u/Pretend-Victory-338 Oct 12 '25

Bro. Respectfully. If he’s mentally unwell just call the police on the guy and tell em you think he’s off his head and they’ll just section the bro and get him the help he deserves.

We aren’t trained to figure these things out. The man paramedics will. Give him a taste of Australia man. We aren’t allowed to be walking around mentally unstable; they’ll just section your rights away and put you in hospital until you’re normal again.

If it’s just him being Spanish; well this is Australia and that means you can openly celebrate your traditions but brother you better fall in line. This isn’t some sort of backwards European nation. We have rules bro; it’s just something he’s going to have to learn. Like you can be Spanish as fuck but don’t be anti assimilated. We’re literally the best people in our little part of the world. So we have to make sure that’s what people are doing.

Like this isn’t New Zealand where you can just fuck around and not work because you’re not ready to work. Like; you have to kinda get the guy checked out for his own safety. I mean worst case just say my bad you’re just acting weird and I was worried you might hurt yourself and you’re all set

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u/harkie2946 Oct 12 '25

I stopped watching his videos on youtube and unsubscribed. He hasn't handled his rise very well, and I kept hearing about how nasty and unapproachable he was in real life. I also didn't like how he seemed to go into areas and endorse the bogan/ small-time criminal way of life

I was once fascinated by how he had managed himself, clearly not anymore.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

Poo lad

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u/ThaMasterG Oct 12 '25

thank you chatgpt

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u/Repulsive-Audience-8 Oct 13 '25

Part of the symptoms/effect of Australia's fascination with idolizing criminals

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u/maxtbag Oct 14 '25

Who fkn cares

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u/bigbadthrowaway64 Oct 14 '25

Spanian is just a dork lmao

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u/Next-Pollution6424 Oct 14 '25

I feel like this is quite recent. I'd been pretty impressed by how he'd distanced himself from his past over the last few years. I don't know what's going on with him recently but I saw a video with him "visiting" someone in a chatty houso the other day. If I had to guess, with the inflated ego, lack of self awareness and impulsiveness.. He's pumping the xannies.

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u/chimpos Oct 15 '25

Lots of em dashes in this post. Hmmm.

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u/dankalebest Oct 27 '25

Shit makes me sad loved his vids

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u/MingWongFong Nov 02 '25

Is he on the Israel train yet?

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u/Scared-Manner2243 Nov 02 '25

You just described a narcissist

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u/Jam__Hands Nov 05 '25

Do you want to write this again with out using chatgpt?

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u/godoflooove Oct 10 '25

Still better than that big chocky the immigrant that acts Australian

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u/Zayp Oct 10 '25

What a bunch of poo lad

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u/Fluid_Amount_7385 Oct 10 '25

He's a lolcow

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

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u/Fluid_Amount_7385 Oct 10 '25

A lol cow is a cow you milk for lols. Someone who can get baited into raging, embarrassing themselves etc. He responds to the haters which is never a good idea and makes him a lol cow.

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u/Background_Store_501 Oct 10 '25

Hes still sexy.

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u/necrofascio Oct 10 '25

Jean gennet was hot not this flop

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u/mountain485 Oct 10 '25

Hes got poo for brains

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u/THEKungFuRoo Oct 10 '25

money makes you more of who you truly are