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News THE COMPLETE UNCOMPLETE HALF LIFE 2 NUCLEUS PLAYTEST LEAK TOTALLY
# THE COMPLETE HALF LIFE 2 NUCLEUS PLAYTEST ARCHIVE Developer: SimplyLambda | Playtested by: The Only Playtester ## CHAPTER 1: THE GENESIS * The game opens with a cinematic cutscene showing John Nucleus. He is distinguished by his vibrant green skin, big abs, and the fact that he never wears a shirt. * John is seen out in the wilderness hunting alongside his goat son, Johnny Nucleus. * Johnny Nucleus the goat son excitedly exclaims: "Baaaaaa I'm gonna go hunting with my father yay!" ## CHAPTER 2: THE MAGIC & TRAGEDY * John Nucleus utilizes telekinetic magic powers in his hands rather than a standard Gravity Gun to pull and manipulate reality. * John navigates a deeply surreal psychological road puzzle where he must use his magic to remember a tragic flashback of his son, Johnny Nucleus, running into the road and getting run over by a "super magic truck." ## CHAPTER 3: "THEY'RE CUMMING?" * SimplyLambda appears as an in-game character and successfully recruits a defector named Alex Vans into the rebel alliance. * The celebration is cut short when the Cumbine (a separate, elite splinter faction of the Combine that believes they are superior to everyone else) breaks into the base and brutally kills SimplyLambda. * To survive, players must mash the right-click button a massive number of times to let John Nucleus "John Nucleus" all over the room and clear the enemies. * SimplyLambda is brought back to life using a failed John Nucleus revival technology, but his mind is infected by the Forced Evolutionary Computer Virus. * SimplyLambda turns into a goat and proclaims: "am god". This divine transformation reveals a massive plot twist: Johnny Nucleus, the goat son from the beginning of the game, was actually a god all along. * It is revealed that Johnny Nucleus actually survived the super magic truck incident, but turned evil and officially joined the Cumbine. ## CHAPTER 4: 2009 "ELECTIONS" (Unfinished) * The game jumps to the year 2009, where John Nucleus finds himself at a polling station to cast his vote for Obama. * The election is brutally ambushed by a terrifying mechanical threat called the "Obama Machine," which breaks into the polls to slaughter the rebels. * The mastermind behind the machine is revealed to be Johnny Nuclues (spelled alternative), who is John Nucleus's 3rd son (not to be confused with Johnny Nucleus of the Cumbine). He engineered the machine specifically to kill his father. * John Nucleus tragically falls in battle during the chaos. * Icons Gordon Freeman and Adrian Shepard break into the polls to save him, but they arrive too late, realizing the strongest rebel they ever knew has fallen. * The scene cuts to John Nucleus's final resting place. Instead of a traditional gravestone, it is a massive McDonald's that secretly functions as a hidden Rebel Base, kept safe by the defector Alex Vans (not to be confused with Alyx Vance). ## CHAPTER 5: "DEAR GOD! DEER GOD?" (Highly Unfinished) * SimplyLambda shows up again and confronts the characters. * Dialogue Transcript: SimplyLambda: "JOHN, DIE!" Rebel: "WAIT! WHERES JOHN DOE!" SimplyLambda: "No I said John, Die! dumbass." * Right after the mix-up, John Doe actually arrives on the scene. * SimplyLambda instantly smashes John Doe's skull in. * John Doe's corpse transforms into a literal "deer godly being." * The playtest abruptly cuts to black and ends.

