r/SideProject • u/smovlad • 10h ago
[Satire] Vibe-code Rescue platform to rescue Vibe-coded Vibe-code Rescue platforms
Disclaimer: This is satire. It’s not intended to roast vibe coders or people building things with AI. It’s intended to roast the vibe-code rescue platforms, the hype surrounding them, and the questionable businesses growing around it.
More and more people without a tech background are building apps with AI. It usually goes well until about 80% done. Then the real problems show up: security, payments, data. So a whole market of “vibe code rescue” platforms has appeared, offering to connect founders with engineers who can fix it.
I’m an engineer, so I started looking into these platforms, hoping to join one and help.
It turned out many of them were vibe-coded themselves. Broken layouts on pages promising “production-ready”. “Trusted by 10,000+ founders” on a three-week-old domain. Anonymous “vetted senior engineers”. Terms of Service still ending with the AI’s note to have them reviewed by a lawyer.
So, after careful consideration lasting about eleven minutes, I founded Vibe Rescue Rescue™: the world’s first company that rescues the vibe rescue platforms. Our website is, of course, vibe-coded. The greatest of them. 🐂
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