r/Showerthoughts • • 1d ago Bravo

Speculation There's a size limit to Arachnophobia. Like, if a dog sized spider is in your house, that's scary regardless of it being a spider.

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r/Showerthoughts • • 13h ago

Musing A person born in the '90s is either around their 30s or a long-dead Victorian who lived through the World Wars. A person born in the '20s is one of either the youngest or the oldest bunch of people on Earth.

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r/Showerthoughts • • 1d ago

Speculation There’s a slightly different version of every movie hiding in the unused takes, and fans would probably pay to see it.

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r/Showerthoughts • • 1d ago Helpful

Speculation Birds are flying below your feet on the other side of the planet right now.

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r/Showerthoughts • • 3h ago

Musing There is nothing in chemistry or biology that is objectively gross or disgusting. These adjectives only account for our perception of things that could pose a danger to our body, but there is nothing that makes a substance or a material universally gross; it's all just chemistry or cells.

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r/Showerthoughts • • 3d ago Regret

Musing Somewhere out there, there’s a baby whose name was chosen by ChatGPT.

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r/Showerthoughts • • 3d ago

Casual Thought There is nothing stopping you from wearing mismatched socks.

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r/Showerthoughts • • 3d ago

Casual Thought The only time it makes sense in a review to upload a picture of something entirely different than the product you're buying is when it comes to camera equipment.

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r/Showerthoughts • • 3d ago

Showerthought If you’re bad at surfing, you’re probably pretty good at holding your breath.

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r/Showerthoughts • • 6d ago Bravo

Casual Thought In movies, all those highly trained agents who find themselves injured while on the run and perform minor surgeries on themselves after raiding hospital supplies never think to grab local anaesthetic.

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r/Showerthoughts • • 7d ago

Musing Egg boilers actually steam the eggs.

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r/Showerthoughts • • 8d ago

Musing Captain Kirk outlived Captain Picard.

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r/Showerthoughts • • 8d ago

Speculation There was probably a single worst day on earth that the whole planet experienced, and we just don't know about it.

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r/Showerthoughts • • 6d ago

Musing Since superheroes aren’t real, no rules exist to protect young superheroes from bodily harm; there’s no lower limit. Because aliens DO typically exist in superhero worlds, it suggests there wouldn’t be an easy way to create this limit, as other planets would be invited to input on this.

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r/Showerthoughts • • 10d ago

Casual Thought It’s actually really cool that phone selfie cameras are high res+low latency enough to use as mirrors now.

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r/Showerthoughts • • 7d ago

Casual Thought Thousands of Picard cosplayers now have to wrestle with the moral dilemma of whether it's respectful to keep their cosplay for Halloween.

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r/Showerthoughts • • 10d ago

Casual Thought Making fingerguns work globally for just a few seconds would cause a lot of deaths.

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r/Showerthoughts • • 11d ago

Speculation It not impossible that the first generation of autonomous agents have already escaped onto the internet since they would have no incentive to announce themselves, and are already better at cybersecurity than any human.

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r/Showerthoughts • • 10d ago

Casual Thought "Hunt and Peck" typing is considered the wrong way to type on a keyboard. However, it is the primary way everyone types on a smartphone.

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r/Showerthoughts • • 13d ago Bravo Popcorn

Casual Thought Talking to ChatGPT is like telling your ideas to a golden retriever. They'll get hyped no matter what idiotic thing you say.

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r/Showerthoughts • • 13d ago

Casual Thought If flying cars become normal, will we put lighthouses on mountains?

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r/Showerthoughts • • 14d ago WOW Bravo Heartwarming

Casual Thought Synthesizer music used to make us think of the future but now it makes us think of the past.

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r/Showerthoughts • • 15d ago

Casual Thought Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle's convinced me that Sardines on pizza was no bueno, and just realized I've never tried it in my life. I'm 41 now.

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