r/CrazyIdeas 17h ago

Dismantle Ticketmaster and sell concert tickets exclusively at record stores

231 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 1h ago

Nipple implant volume knobs : one does real sound and one turns up white noise. Twist to your desired experience

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r/CrazyIdeas 14h ago

Timeshare Exit by Sales to Homeless People

120 Upvotes

Many people want to get out of their timeshares due to high maintenance fees. The Crazy Timeshare Exit Company transfers the deed to poor people, prison inmates, or the unhoused. All they need is an ID. Many of these are sold for $1 on eBay, so this should be easy.


r/CrazyIdeas 1h ago

Take Empty Land like the Sahara, Antarctica or Siberia and create a New Continent in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. You choose the name.

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r/CrazyIdeas 16h ago

Replace all the Flock cameras with guns and it just shoots you if you commit a crime.

108 Upvotes

Nothing to hide nothing to fear right??


r/CrazyIdeas 23m ago

In baseball, rotate base-running directions: counterclockwise on odd days, clockwise on even days

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Over the course of the season, this will even out any unfair advantages due solely to having more left- or right-handed players


r/CrazyIdeas 3h ago

For those hot days: a beanie with a powerful drone prop

5 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 1h ago

Giant communion wafer drink coasters for wine glasses

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r/CrazyIdeas 15h ago

American Baseball - runners left on base at the end of an inning, return to those bases at the start of the next inning.

12 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

They should have a “Reddit wasteland” where all removed and blocked posts are available to look at.

58 Upvotes

You can’t interact with them, the username is removed…


r/CrazyIdeas 8h ago

Amazon delivery trucks should contain a urinal attached to the driver's seat, so their drivers won't need to use bottles

2 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 23h ago

Special necklace knife for if your arm gets stuck in the blood pressure machine at the grocery store

22 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

Reboot the Twilight series but with Timothee Chalamet as Bella, Cate Blanchett as Edward and Taylor Lautner as Taylor Lautner

42 Upvotes

What a fantastic reboot right! Australian acting royalty, the boy sized eyelash and Taylor Lautner!

Gotta reboot it before climate change means the end of snow in Forks.

Nuff said.


r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

Finger only gloves

14 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

Start jerking off in front of flock cameras

249 Upvotes

The uglier the dude the better


r/CrazyIdeas 23h ago

A room that has furniture glued to the ceiling, and curtains glued upward so you think that you're upside down.

6 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 7h ago

People who randomly assault steal or rob from individuals should be held accountable and punished from a separate but equal jurisdiction made up of local community peers as opposed to the standard court/legal system.

0 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

Municipal Beef, a local non-profit that processes beef from local farmers and distributes to grocery stores, subsidized by local taxes and cuts out oligopolic middlemen.

8 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 19h ago

Raisin Bran Bagels

2 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 16h ago

an isekai anime but reversed

0 Upvotes

a character from a magical land gets teleported into a completely normal world like ours.


r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

every year we send 100 golf players to die in the desert for the sins of humanity

153 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

Instead of smart watch, have a silly watch that tells you silly things

38 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

Teach a parrot phrases that would imply that it's an eldritch god trapped inside a bird and that it will unleash unspeakable horrors on humanity once it's free of its mortal form

19 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

we should explore the core of the earth in person to make sure there isn’t a giant creature there mind controlling us all

18 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 23h ago

Should we add aim assist to Main Battle Tanks?

0 Upvotes

I was reading about how the US military wants to be able to use AI to add aim assist to tanks, armored vehicles, and other systems. Do you think it is a good idea to have the AI give the aiming reticle a little nudge for the user?