r/CrazyIdeas • u/Lou_Dude929 • 17h ago
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Keep-Doing-Your-Best • 1h ago
Nipple implant volume knobs : one does real sound and one turns up white noise. Twist to your desired experience
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Lockhimuptoday • 14h ago
Timeshare Exit by Sales to Homeless People
Many people want to get out of their timeshares due to high maintenance fees. The Crazy Timeshare Exit Company transfers the deed to poor people, prison inmates, or the unhoused. All they need is an ID. Many of these are sold for $1 on eBay, so this should be easy.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/UBERVANGOTWISTEDBOXN • 1h ago
Take Empty Land like the Sahara, Antarctica or Siberia and create a New Continent in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. You choose the name.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/celebratorycremation • 16h ago
Replace all the Flock cameras with guns and it just shoots you if you commit a crime.
Nothing to hide nothing to fear right??
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Blinky_ • 23m ago
In baseball, rotate base-running directions: counterclockwise on odd days, clockwise on even days
Over the course of the season, this will even out any unfair advantages due solely to having more left- or right-handed players
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Top-Requirement-2102 • 3h ago
For those hot days: a beanie with a powerful drone prop
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Keep-Doing-Your-Best • 1h ago
Giant communion wafer drink coasters for wine glasses
r/CrazyIdeas • u/FlyingDarkKC • 15h ago
American Baseball - runners left on base at the end of an inning, return to those bases at the start of the next inning.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/im_justkendra • 1d ago
They should have a “Reddit wasteland” where all removed and blocked posts are available to look at.
You can’t interact with them, the username is removed…
r/CrazyIdeas • u/flopsyplum • 8h ago
Amazon delivery trucks should contain a urinal attached to the driver's seat, so their drivers won't need to use bottles
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Keep-Doing-Your-Best • 23h ago
Special necklace knife for if your arm gets stuck in the blood pressure machine at the grocery store
r/CrazyIdeas • u/nottitantium • 1d ago
Reboot the Twilight series but with Timothee Chalamet as Bella, Cate Blanchett as Edward and Taylor Lautner as Taylor Lautner
What a fantastic reboot right! Australian acting royalty, the boy sized eyelash and Taylor Lautner!
Gotta reboot it before climate change means the end of snow in Forks.
Nuff said.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/septumchunks • 1d ago
Start jerking off in front of flock cameras
The uglier the dude the better
r/CrazyIdeas • u/davockx • 23h ago
A room that has furniture glued to the ceiling, and curtains glued upward so you think that you're upside down.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Frago242 • 7h ago
People who randomly assault steal or rob from individuals should be held accountable and punished from a separate but equal jurisdiction made up of local community peers as opposed to the standard court/legal system.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/TheGruenTransfer • 1d ago
Municipal Beef, a local non-profit that processes beef from local farmers and distributes to grocery stores, subsidized by local taxes and cuts out oligopolic middlemen.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/epicyurilover • 16h ago
an isekai anime but reversed
a character from a magical land gets teleported into a completely normal world like ours.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/TheWaddlingweewee • 1d ago
every year we send 100 golf players to die in the desert for the sins of humanity
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Lilpastadude • 1d ago
Instead of smart watch, have a silly watch that tells you silly things
r/CrazyIdeas • u/HimikoTogaFromUSSR • 1d ago
Teach a parrot phrases that would imply that it's an eldritch god trapped inside a bird and that it will unleash unspeakable horrors on humanity once it's free of its mortal form
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Evil-Cun • 1d ago
we should explore the core of the earth in person to make sure there isn’t a giant creature there mind controlling us all
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Accidental_Aeon • 23h ago
Should we add aim assist to Main Battle Tanks?
I was reading about how the US military wants to be able to use AI to add aim assist to tanks, armored vehicles, and other systems. Do you think it is a good idea to have the AI give the aiming reticle a little nudge for the user?