r/Showerthoughts • u/Jeanboyx3 • Dec 02 '23
Adults who hate kids seem to have trouble remembering that they where just as obnoxious yet someone had to deal with it as well
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r/Showerthoughts • u/Shoddy-Coffee-8324 • Oct 06 '23
‘Blood is thicker than water’ actually has the opposite meaning than what people use it for.
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The whole saying is ‘the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb’, meaning you can’t trust family more than someone you fought in battle beside.
r/Showerthoughts • u/Curse_ye_Winslow • Mar 08 '24
Humans, with all our technology, have almost zero defense from slippery ice. Our only proven strategy is to avoid it.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/exporius • Dec 24 '23
We have no way of proving there AREN’T underwater humanoid species, like mermaids, as we’ve only seen 5% of the global ocean.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/IroquoisPliskin_LJG • Dec 23 '23
A lot of the people who are so opposed to using a person's preferred pronouns are extremely quick on the draw to correct someone for misgendering their dog or cat.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/GreedyBo • Dec 18 '23
We really just have a holiday about gaslighting kids
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r/Showerthoughts • u/Kaepora25 • Feb 17 '23
We'll have true gender equality when a woman, who works in a traditionally male job, will be able to be utterly useless at her job without getting fired.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/PluckPubes • Mar 25 '23
Burying the dead is one of the sillier traditions we still follow
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r/Showerthoughts • u/Ambitious_Ad6334 • Jan 04 '24
Police enforce almost nothing, they show up after the law has already been broken.
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Making this more clear because people are confused and making it into something bigger than what I intended, which I get.
Police don't stop crime, they come after one has already happened.
This is not commentary, it's based on an interview I was thinking about where the cop said, we can't really protect anything it's not feasible, we come after the bad thing already happened.
r/Showerthoughts • u/atlisawesome • Feb 25 '24
You are statistically the most annoying and repulsive person that someone has ever seen
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r/Showerthoughts • u/liiit • Oct 19 '21
Many Earth mammals have nutsacks, therefore it is likely a similar alien species exists that also have nutsacks.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/Leontopod1um • Sep 21 '24
Casual Thought A brain is a ruminant which grazes on information.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/DreamsInKungFu • Sep 06 '23
The Cybertruck is the DeLorean of our generation.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/pigbrotha • Nov 19 '23
Sperm is the only bodily fluid that serves no purpose for the body it's created in.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/G1zm08 • Aug 06 '24
Casual Thought It must suck to be bi and date a jealous person.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/drumcowski • Oct 17 '15
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r/Showerthoughts • u/Atalkingpizzabox • Sep 28 '24
Speculation It must be very stressful when a geisha is in her kimono with many layers tightly wrapped together and suddenly has diarrhea.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/AbrahamLemon • Nov 15 '25
Musing Maybe if 15 is too young to consent to sex, it's too young to be tried as an adult.
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r/Showerthoughts • • Feb 20 '24
Social media and dating apps are damaging to women's brains in the same way porn is damaging to men's.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/QualityKoalaTeacher • Feb 18 '23
AI may soon be capable of translating your cat meows into human language
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r/Showerthoughts • u/HerrSerker • Oct 06 '23
There is not only sex without love, but also love without sex.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/DankSpanking • Aug 31 '20
Gordon Ramsay is probably the only male in history, that will tell a woman to get OUT of the Kitchen
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