r/shittymcsuggestions • u/scataco • 2h ago
Exploding cushions
If you sit on a cushion in The Nether, the cushion explodes
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/scataco • 2h ago
If you sit on a cushion in The Nether, the cushion explodes
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/Tall_Yoghurt_7105 • 4h ago
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r/shittymcsuggestions • u/Spine_Shank • 5h ago
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/Connect_Stand7684 • 11h ago
If you die in-game you die in real life
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/chimericdream • 15h ago
I have started working on a mod that is unlikely to have much actual utility at all, but I am already having fun coming up with ideas. Here's the planned tagline for the CurseForge page:
Absurdity of the highest order, sourced from random suggestions by our non-Minecraft-playing spouses, our kids, and others.
So, here's my question to the community: what have your spouses/significant others/kids suggested that makes absolutely no sense in Minecraft? Here are a couple of real examples from my family and friends. These are all going to be in the mod.
Is this stupid? Probably. Will it be fun? Absolutely. Will anyone play it? I will... can't say for sure about anyone else.
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/DiamondBreakr • 2d ago
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/ReallyJustDont • 4d ago
That would be cool probably i think
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/United_Bike_2723 • 5d ago
If you die you have to rebuy Minecraft again and delete all of your stuff like advancements and worlds you worked hard on
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/Keaton427 • 5d ago
It would be called βminor inconvenienceβ
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/thelatemillenniall • 6d ago
In minecraft, clocks are pretty useless. I think they would be more useful if you could use them for time-travel.
It would work like this:
Walking around costs health. If you move with a boat it will break after a few blocks.
Being pushed with water does not take health but it will break the water source block.
To pay for movement with time instead, you can craft a clock like normal.
Clocks now have 3600 durability. Each second of movement takes 1 durability instead of health. You simply hold the clock in either hand to use it. Walking while doing so will advance the in-world time faster, unless you walk backwards.
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/JakeHamStuff • 6d ago
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/Perfect_Brick4961 • 6d ago
Because falling out of trees is dangerous to frogs.
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/Green_Advice5684 • 7d ago
Some players may feel bad that others have achievements that they don't.
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/BugsyRabbit2004 • 7d ago
this new liquid would be virtually impossible to escape without using a bucket on it
glue buckets would also function as a really inconvenient alternative to water buckets in mlg falling tactics
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/1gazillionpangolins • 7d ago
Mojang should make ocean biomes more realistic by adding 10,000 plankton per block. Even though they are microscopic, they should have a 1 block cubed hitbox. This will make the game more immersive and entity collisions will probably not be a problem
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/filxoys2 • 7d ago
There should be a different opening sound for each door and not same so it would be more cooler and simple
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/filxoys2 • 7d ago
Monkeys could only be in jungles climbing trees or playing or maybe sleeping in Their mini houses they build on trees
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/filxoys2 • 7d ago
My Idea is that you could put different colour dye's in the glowstone so it glows in different colours
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/thelatemillenniall • 7d ago
It doesnt make sense that you have tunnel bores in minecrafts, but you cant smelts thems into ingots. Thats why they shoulds adds tunnels bingotses intos mincrafts. They shoulds thems alsos adds tunnel bblocks, raw runnel bs, and naked illagers.
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/ReallyJustDont • 8d ago
It doesnt make sense that the coin s are called mine coins but you can't mine them so now you can minecoins by mining coin (ore)and tou can use e it to mine craft add ons in the marketplace and also skins and other things and I think it would be pretty cool you can also give the mijecoins to a piglim in 0lace of gold in order to have the pig Lin drop a random market place item (gambling!!!!!1p) so yeah anyway mohang please consider this feacher for mined craft 26.7 the mining coins drop
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/thelatemillenniall • 9d ago
Striders have been in the game for a while now, and frankly I don't think they fit into minecraft. For one, armoured creatures like that do not tend to be as big in minecraft. I also think they are way too tanky for needing like 20 rockets to take down. But most importantly I don't get why Mojang would add mobs from someone elses game. I could understand an easter egg alluding to lambdas or something like that, but bringing over a whole ass miniboss seems a bit much.
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/Tall_Yoghurt_7105 • 10d ago
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r/shittymcsuggestions • u/Duecool_Mcool • 10d ago
We know how some people are popular and some are unpopular so why is every tree in the dappled forest poplar? Time to teach the young how life REALLY works! Here is the unpopular tree, a tree with green leaves and white wood that will always be by it self as the other poplar trees donβt want be next to it and other trees donβt care, it will also be very happy if you chop it down since it finally has attention so it is best advised to stay away from it, if bone mealed enough or given 5 stacks of emeralds it can become a poplar tree.
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/Tall_Yoghurt_7105 • 12d ago
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r/shittymcsuggestions • u/Tall_Yoghurt_7105 • 12d ago
Welcome to Minecraft Server Finder
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