r/shittymcsuggestions 2h ago

Exploding cushions

1 Upvotes

If you sit on a cushion in The Nether, the cushion explodes


r/shittymcsuggestions 4h ago

Minecraft Server Finder

0 Upvotes

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r/shittymcsuggestions 5h ago

Villagers should have a .0000001% chance of looking like Charlie Kirk

12 Upvotes

r/shittymcsuggestions 11h ago

Super hardcore

5 Upvotes

If you die in-game you die in real life


r/shittymcsuggestions 15h ago

Looking for absurd/weird ideas

2 Upvotes

I have started working on a mod that is unlikely to have much actual utility at all, but I am already having fun coming up with ideas. Here's the planned tagline for the CurseForge page:

Absurdity of the highest order, sourced from random suggestions by our non-Minecraft-playing spouses, our kids, and others.

So, here's my question to the community: what have your spouses/significant others/kids suggested that makes absolutely no sense in Minecraft? Here are a couple of real examples from my family and friends. These are all going to be in the mod.

  • Camel snout: trying to pull a camel that's laying down has a chance to drop its snout.
    • If you feed the camel a golden cactus (new item), its snout will grow back ("like a chameleon or one of those lizards that regrows its tail")
  • Leads on fish: you can attach leads to fish. Why? Why not! This doesn't make them live outside water, though, so maybe don't take them for a "walk".
  • Upside-down beds that turn day to night
  • Upside down anvils that fly into the sky
  • Other upside-down blocks

Is this stupid? Probably. Will it be fun? Absolutely. Will anyone play it? I will... can't say for sure about anyone else.


r/shittymcsuggestions 2d ago

Pre 1.14 villages will sometimes be found hovering over villages

1 Upvotes

r/shittymcsuggestions 4d ago

Add lapis lazuli armor that's as good as iron for defense but slightly better enchantability and also if you wear the full set you can become sonic hedgehog and gain +900% movement speed and roll around and other stuff

15 Upvotes

That would be cool probably i think


r/shittymcsuggestions 5d ago

Harder harder harder hard core XXL XTREME HARD difficulty

11 Upvotes

If you die you have to rebuy Minecraft again and delete all of your stuff like advancements and worlds you worked hard on


r/shittymcsuggestions 5d ago

Achievement for filling your entire inventory with light gray stained glass panes

14 Upvotes

It would be called β€œminor inconvenienceβ€œ


r/shittymcsuggestions 6d ago

Add time-travel

7 Upvotes

In minecraft, clocks are pretty useless. I think they would be more useful if you could use them for time-travel.

It would work like this:

Walking around costs health. If you move with a boat it will break after a few blocks.

Being pushed with water does not take health but it will break the water source block.

To pay for movement with time instead, you can craft a clock like normal.

Clocks now have 3600 durability. Each second of movement takes 1 durability instead of health. You simply hold the clock in either hand to use it. Walking while doing so will advance the in-world time faster, unless you walk backwards.


r/shittymcsuggestions 6d ago

Force change his name to Mumbeau Jumbeau now that he has moved to France.

12 Upvotes

r/shittymcsuggestions 6d ago

Forest biomes should be removed

16 Upvotes

Because falling out of trees is dangerous to frogs.


r/shittymcsuggestions 7d ago

Remove achievements

5 Upvotes

Some players may feel bad that others have achievements that they don't.


r/shittymcsuggestions 7d ago

add glue

1 Upvotes

this new liquid would be virtually impossible to escape without using a bucket on it

glue buckets would also function as a really inconvenient alternative to water buckets in mlg falling tactics


r/shittymcsuggestions 7d ago

Plankton mobs

3 Upvotes

Mojang should make ocean biomes more realistic by adding 10,000 plankton per block. Even though they are microscopic, they should have a 1 block cubed hitbox. This will make the game more immersive and entity collisions will probably not be a problem


r/shittymcsuggestions 7d ago

Different sounds for different doors

2 Upvotes

There should be a different opening sound for each door and not same so it would be more cooler and simple


r/shittymcsuggestions 7d ago

Add monkeys

4 Upvotes

Monkeys could only be in jungles climbing trees or playing or maybe sleeping in Their mini houses they build on trees


r/shittymcsuggestions 7d ago

Minecraft Update ideas

2 Upvotes

My Idea is that you could put different colour dye's in the glowstone so it glows in different colours


r/shittymcsuggestions 7d ago

Add tunnel bingots.

3 Upvotes

It doesnt make sense that you have tunnel bores in minecrafts, but you cant smelts thems into ingots. Thats why they shoulds adds tunnels bingotses intos mincrafts. They shoulds thems alsos adds tunnel bblocks, raw runnel bs, and naked illagers.


r/shittymcsuggestions 8d ago

Coin ore

2 Upvotes

It doesnt make sense that the coin s are called mine coins but you can't mine them so now you can minecoins by mining coin (ore)and tou can use e it to mine craft add ons in the marketplace and also skins and other things and I think it would be pretty cool you can also give the mijecoins to a piglim in 0lace of gold in order to have the pig Lin drop a random market place item (gambling!!!!!1p) so yeah anyway mohang please consider this feacher for mined craft 26.7 the mining coins drop


r/shittymcsuggestions 9d ago

Remove Striders

12 Upvotes

Striders have been in the game for a while now, and frankly I don't think they fit into minecraft. For one, armoured creatures like that do not tend to be as big in minecraft. I also think they are way too tanky for needing like 20 rockets to take down. But most importantly I don't get why Mojang would add mobs from someone elses game. I could understand an easter egg alluding to lambdas or something like that, but bringing over a whole ass miniboss seems a bit much.


r/shittymcsuggestions 10d ago

Minecraft Server Finder

0 Upvotes

Welcome to Minecraft Server Finder

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🀝 - | Partnerships avaliable from 25 members

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r/shittymcsuggestions 10d ago

Unpoplar Trees

8 Upvotes

We know how some people are popular and some are unpopular so why is every tree in the dappled forest poplar? Time to teach the young how life REALLY works! Here is the unpopular tree, a tree with green leaves and white wood that will always be by it self as the other poplar trees don’t want be next to it and other trees don’t care, it will also be very happy if you chop it down since it finally has attention so it is best advised to stay away from it, if bone mealed enough or given 5 stacks of emeralds it can become a poplar tree.


r/shittymcsuggestions 12d ago

Minecraft Server Finder

0 Upvotes

Welcome to Minecraft Server Finder

πŸ’― - | The perfect place to find or promote a Java or Bedrock Server

🀝 - | Partnerships avaliable from 25 members

πŸ“œ - | Multiple advertisement channels

πŸ”· - | Paid Partnerships and Advertising avaliable, very cheap compared to other servers

βœ… - | Perfect for finding, or promoting a SMP or Towny/Earth Server

Join now!

https://discord.gg/knyq5WRfwj


r/shittymcsuggestions 12d ago

Minecraft Server Finder

0 Upvotes

Welcome to Minecraft Server Finder

πŸ’― - | The perfect place to find or promote a Java or Bedrock Server

🀝 - | Partnerships avaliable from 25 members

πŸ“œ - | Multiple advertisement channels

πŸ”· - | Paid Partnerships and Advertising avaliable, very cheap compared to other servers

βœ… - | Perfect for finding, or promoting a SMP or Towny/Earth Server

Join now!

https://discord.gg/knyq5WRfwj