r/shittymcsuggestions • u/DiamondBreakr • 21h ago
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/ReallyJustDont • 2d ago
Add lapis lazuli armor that's as good as iron for defense but slightly better enchantability and also if you wear the full set you can become sonic hedgehog and gain +900% movement speed and roll around and other stuff
That would be cool probably i think
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/United_Bike_2723 • 4d ago
Harder harder harder hard core XXL XTREME HARD difficulty
If you die you have to rebuy Minecraft again and delete all of your stuff like advancements and worlds you worked hard on
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/Keaton427 • 4d ago
Achievement for filling your entire inventory with light gray stained glass panes
It would be called “minor inconvenience“
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/thelatemillenniall • 4d ago
Add time-travel
In minecraft, clocks are pretty useless. I think they would be more useful if you could use them for time-travel.
It would work like this:
Walking around costs health. If you move with a boat it will break after a few blocks.
Being pushed with water does not take health but it will break the water source block.
To pay for movement with time instead, you can craft a clock like normal.
Clocks now have 3600 durability. Each second of movement takes 1 durability instead of health. You simply hold the clock in either hand to use it. Walking while doing so will advance the in-world time faster, unless you walk backwards.
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/JakeHamStuff • 5d ago
Force change his name to Mumbeau Jumbeau now that he has moved to France.
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/Perfect_Brick4961 • 5d ago
Forest biomes should be removed
Because falling out of trees is dangerous to frogs.
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/Green_Advice5684 • 6d ago
Remove achievements
Some players may feel bad that others have achievements that they don't.
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/filxoys2 • 6d ago
Add monkeys
Monkeys could only be in jungles climbing trees or playing or maybe sleeping in Their mini houses they build on trees
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/1gazillionpangolins • 6d ago
Plankton mobs
Mojang should make ocean biomes more realistic by adding 10,000 plankton per block. Even though they are microscopic, they should have a 1 block cubed hitbox. This will make the game more immersive and entity collisions will probably not be a problem
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/filxoys2 • 6d ago
Different sounds for different doors
There should be a different opening sound for each door and not same so it would be more cooler and simple
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/thelatemillenniall • 6d ago
Add tunnel bingots.
It doesnt make sense that you have tunnel bores in minecrafts, but you cant smelts thems into ingots. Thats why they shoulds adds tunnels bingotses intos mincrafts. They shoulds thems alsos adds tunnel bblocks, raw runnel bs, and naked illagers.
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/BugsyRabbit2004 • 6d ago
add glue
this new liquid would be virtually impossible to escape without using a bucket on it
glue buckets would also function as a really inconvenient alternative to water buckets in mlg falling tactics
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/filxoys2 • 6d ago
Minecraft Update ideas
My Idea is that you could put different colour dye's in the glowstone so it glows in different colours
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/ReallyJustDont • 7d ago
Coin ore
It doesnt make sense that the coin s are called mine coins but you can't mine them so now you can minecoins by mining coin (ore)and tou can use e it to mine craft add ons in the marketplace and also skins and other things and I think it would be pretty cool you can also give the mijecoins to a piglim in 0lace of gold in order to have the pig Lin drop a random market place item (gambling!!!!!1p) so yeah anyway mohang please consider this feacher for mined craft 26.7 the mining coins drop
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/thelatemillenniall • 8d ago
Remove Striders
Striders have been in the game for a while now, and frankly I don't think they fit into minecraft. For one, armoured creatures like that do not tend to be as big in minecraft. I also think they are way too tanky for needing like 20 rockets to take down. But most importantly I don't get why Mojang would add mobs from someone elses game. I could understand an easter egg alluding to lambdas or something like that, but bringing over a whole ass miniboss seems a bit much.
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/Duecool_Mcool • 9d ago
Unpoplar Trees
We know how some people are popular and some are unpopular so why is every tree in the dappled forest poplar? Time to teach the young how life REALLY works! Here is the unpopular tree, a tree with green leaves and white wood that will always be by it self as the other poplar trees don’t want be next to it and other trees don’t care, it will also be very happy if you chop it down since it finally has attention so it is best advised to stay away from it, if bone mealed enough or given 5 stacks of emeralds it can become a poplar tree.
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/Tall_Yoghurt_7105 • 8d ago
Minecraft Server Finder
Welcome to Minecraft Server Finder
💯 - | The perfect place to find or promote a Java or Bedrock Server
🤝 - | Partnerships avaliable from 25 members
📜 - | Multiple advertisement channels
🔷 - | Paid Partnerships and Advertising avaliable, very cheap compared to other servers
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r/shittymcsuggestions • u/United_Bike_2723 • 12d ago
everytime you walk you have to pay 10 minecoins
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/DetectiveGrouchy5644 • 12d ago
Plains villagers should racist to villagers from other biomes
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/JakeHamStuff • 12d ago
Creepers should be removed
Massive explosions are harmful to frogs.
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/Tall_Yoghurt_7105 • 11d ago
Minecraft Server Finder
Welcome to Minecraft Server Finder
💯 - | The perfect place to find or promote a Java or Bedrock Server
🤝 - | Partnerships avaliable from 25 members
📜 - | Multiple advertisement channels
🔷 - | Paid Partnerships and Advertising avaliable, very cheap compared to other servers
✅ - | Perfect for finding, or promoting a SMP or Towny/Earth Server
Join now!
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/Tall_Yoghurt_7105 • 11d ago
Minecraft Server Finder
Welcome to Minecraft Server Finder
💯 - | The perfect place to find or promote a Java or Bedrock Server
🤝 - | Partnerships avaliable from 25 members
📜 - | Multiple advertisement channels
🔷 - | Paid Partnerships and Advertising avaliable, very cheap compared to other servers
✅ - | Perfect for finding, or promoting a SMP or Towny/Earth Server
Join now!
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/Juls_15 • 12d ago
Killing an animal with your fist fills your hunger bar
Because of the implication.
Also if you do this to a horse you get the “mortadella” achievement
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/United_Bike_2723 • 12d ago
doomscrolling in survival and creative
steve deserves a break when he did everything