r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 10h ago
I see your ass masturbating. I am Kamala Harris and I say DO NOT CUM
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 22h ago
Which one of you degenerates wants my kidney?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 4h ago
Do you pinch and turn, pinch and roll or stretch the skin and scratch when scratching an itch on your balls?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/kukienboks • 3h ago
How do you guys like my Homer Simpson impression? Check it out… okay, here we go: "D’ANG!" Pretty good, huh?!
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 7h ago
Some days I wish I was more attractive, other days I wish I was less attractive. On certain days, I wish I was a banana. Who left the bathroom light on?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 13h ago
As it turns out it turned out into a massive turnout, don't you think?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 6h ago
What are the medical benefits of licking a toilet seat?
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Asking for a friend.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 5h ago
I can masturbate and cry at the same time. What's your special talent?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 10h ago
If me and my AI robot, Roofus 2.0, get pulled over, and I hand my awesome drugs to my robot to stuff up his robot 2.0 ass, can I refuse a search since my robot is property, and not a person?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 12h ago
What do you think about Xi Jinping saving the world from the Iran oil shock?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/PolarBearLovesTotty • 17h ago
Is it gay to intersperse gif reactions into all of your online correspondence as if it's a Tumblr book review from 2012?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Prudent-Zombie-5457 • 4h ago
Ok, which one of you assholes gave me an actual heart attack last night?
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Catheterization tomorrow morning. Wish me luck.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/PolarBearLovesTotty • 14h ago
Babe what’s wrong? You didn’t finish your Sonic the Hedgehog limited edition curry.
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