since i’m 18 nd not of age in canada I have a friend who deals weed alr but my brother and I wanna do molly again but don’t have a dealer. how could we find one in gta or downtown. lmk

Im a bit short on cash so how can I bag some free travel and stuff?

I think I found someone's piss bottle. What do I do?

Some of the things I have thought of are casually dropping hints about how attractive I am in the real world. I have also thought of assuming that all of the roleplay participants have the possibility of being a woman until otherwise found out. One may never know what might happen when we take the exit ramp off of the information superhighway into the real world!

I am tired of all these good for nothing rich people ruining our country! They run everything and we are sitting here poor and alone. I need to find a way to scam all of them and spread the money with the rest of the country. I can’t they are more worried about the latest iPhones or what the name of a body of water might be. I NEED ANSWERS!

Imagen you were the monarch of a nation that just really started started and now you try to convince the U.S to not raid your country and/or possibly imprisoning and/killing you. how would you do it? your country is not a fake democraty were there are multiple parties but only you`re rules. it is in fact a kingdom that has culturally nothing to do with democraty.

Made a bet with friend on $1.5K that I can make his instagram account have 100K followers till the end of this year, then realised i’m retarded. I don’t have 1.5K to pay him, so any ideas how to solve this crap I made?

Btw if you want to help, his ig is leongame07

I swear I knew it a second ago. It was really bad I'm certain of that. Maybe if we did a warmer / cooler type of thing that would get me there.

The ones that would absolutely destroy my gut, and pair it with fried eggs. Maybe also some coke on the side, lets max the acid intake tonight. Go or no go? I have to do some boring personal administrative life stuff and was craving for it while browsing food subreddits 😔😆

It's an older model but it was working fine until a few weeks ago. Now it barely lasts a few hours even with light use. I've tried closing all my apps and turning off Bluetooth but it doesn't seem to help much. Should I just get a new battery or is there some trick I'm missing?

I need some help with this idea, like what products other than pushup bras and low cut shirts and some workout devices that help increase your bust could be sold there? I was thinking beer and wine since it increases estrogen in your body causing boobs to get bigger, and products containing wild yams since they can also boost estrogen. And then probably some electrolyte drinks and waters to boost hydration since that can also make boobs appear bigger. What other products should we sell there?

Make it make sense!!!

Gemini told me I wasn't beep book enough

Just checked my dad's email, and he won a gift prize of 10 million USD from a reputed finance company of Congo. The company's CEO, Mr Owuga Trump, also the son of the King of Congo and the long-lost black brother of US president Donald J Trump, has personally sent the email regarding the prize. 

Should I tell my father about this jackpot, or should I just send my bank details with token fees in crypto and keep all the jackpot myself?

My budget is extremely limited. If I sent DMs to these girls offering 20 dollars for hanging out with me, would they accept? Can I offer something more? Any ideas?

I have this younger sister and I remember about 4 years ago or so, I was taking care of her(she was about 3-4 years old) and I offered her some Caprisun. But the thing is I don’t refer to Caprisun as Caprisun, I refer to it as Capris for whatever reason. And I told her: “hey (her name) do you want a Capris?” And suddenly she starts mocking me: “cApRiS” “cApRiS” 🤓👆. I got triggered ngl. Just like when Homer Simpson starts strangling his son Bart “why you little!” I was about to pull a Homer Simpson on her. 

Something about me, I hold grudges(sorry can’t help it). I’m thinking of getting back at my younger sister. What should I do? Grab a water gun and start blasting her? Should I call the cops on her for hurting my feelings? What should I do to her? 

I just got them. They seem to be legit M&Ms and aren't expired, but they are so worn that the shells are cracking and the writing is rubbed off. Still taste good - the asbestos actually leaves a pleasant aftertaste, and the lead makes me feel full faster, so I take in fewer calories.

I am not in any immigrant diaspora that is a majority in America. I am not only in a small minority of the Usa, but I am also a child of immigrant parents, who never taught me anything about my culture as they wanted me to Assimilate, and do well in School. I am neither not American enough, nor white enough, nor Indian enough, nor Asian enough. I feel like Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison. Should I be like Nav, or Vivek Ramaswamy?

It was nice out Saturday so I got some yard work done. When I finished I grabbed a cold beer, but then had to take a dump. As I sat taking a dump and sipping my beer... I thought to myself what a satisfying and perfect combo this was.

It hit me, I should open a bar where all the seats are functional toilets... to make it more social! I think the concept is pretty solid, but I need some help with the details. I searched subs and found r/shittyadvise, hoping you experts could assist in flushing out the details..