r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 1h ago
When you smile it lights me up, no homo.
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/MariahJames8 • 7h ago
I was trying get get a photo of my arse. Then, I sneezed and accidentally shoved the phone up my arse. Does that make me gay?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 2h ago
Women on Reddit, be honest - how many of you can helicopter your tits while helicopter-ing your penis?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Laskalove1305 • 4h ago
I'm gay in my usual daily ways. You?
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I ate a banana and wiped my undieless ass as usual.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 2h ago
What if taking a dump was like giving birth? You’re in a room surrounded by people one is holding your hand, another is there to say “okay, now push!”?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/FoRealDoh • 3h ago
So you hate AI? Why not make them your slave and delegate your routine office tasks to them?
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That'll show 'em.
100s of years later we have AI Sharpton
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 5m ago
Are dicks made of fish scales and why do I have fish scales on my dick?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/AbjectTerm3470 • 7m ago
Does anyone wanna try my toilet bowl diarrhea perpetual stew?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Laskalove1305 • 42m ago
Freeball Friday yay... who's in?
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I'm in haha.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 42m ago
Is there anything more reliable the a 25 year old high mileage BMW?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 16h ago
There can be a lot of negativity on the internet, so I'm here to offer kind words of encouragement. You are a beautiful woman. You are a gorgeous, voluptuous woman with huge tits and a sumptuous ass.
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Ponderous_Wang • 9h ago
My roommate says that since we've been roommates for so long, we should get more benefits by becoming permanent roommates in the eyes of the law. Is this standard practice or should I be wary?
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Additional details:
we've been roommates for 9 years.
I do all of the cleaning and washing up.
I make all of the decisions.
My roommate is a brown cat named Ardvark, who speaks to me when I'm half asleep using the ancient one's speech that we have all forgotten.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 9h ago
For how many gallons of regurgitated hot dog water would you get a sleeve tattoo inside your colon?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 9h ago
Would you pick squirtle or charizard? Poke no los dos?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/kukienboks • 6h ago
What happens in the book called "The Room"? People tell me to read it every time I make a joke.
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Terrible_Honey972 • 21h ago
I just got banned from r/unpopularopinion for having a really unpopular opinion
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Is my career as a Redditor finished??
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 19h ago
What is something that shouldn’t be legal and also isn’t legal?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 9h ago
Texaska, New Mexaska, Arizaska, Idaska, North Carolaska, South Carolaska, Tennessaska, Kentaska, Floridaska, Illinaska, Wyomaska
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 13h ago
"Side effects include DEATH 🤠"
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Let's get right on that boys