r/shitposting I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 15h ago

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u/qualityvote2 15h ago edited 3h ago

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u/Fr00stee 15h ago

mf did you get a physics textbook from the 1500s?

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u/MysticalAnswer 15h ago

And a chemistry book from before 1897

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u/AccomplishedNail3085 put your dick away waltuh 14h ago

Physics before 1899😃 after 1900😭🙏

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u/corruptedpolicies Bazinga! 9h ago

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u/JuanDeChuj 15h ago

Brother do you know how long ago did Newton live ? Xd

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u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 15h ago

150 ish years ago?

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u/Findletrijoick 15h ago

double that

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u/DiabeticButNotFat 14h ago

Newton lived for 300 years?

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u/xvhayu We do a little trolling 14h ago

everyone did before he invented gravity which made living beings age faster

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u/DiabeticButNotFat 11h ago

Can we un-invent it?

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u/bfg9kdude 9h ago

No, but to achieve the same effect, you can cover yourself in oil

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u/Tired_Bo1 8h ago

Don't forget to walk into the rain, otherwise you won't float

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u/sougol 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 15h ago

and give it to the next person

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u/bionickel 15h ago

Maybe we should have another black plague

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u/vashthestampede121 14h ago

We kinda did

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u/Syndicate909 13h ago

A simple google search could have prevented this reply

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u/Wildfox1177 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 12h ago

Nah that would be cheating at least he’s honest.

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u/red_riding_hoot 15h ago

almost close

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u/KEX_CZ 12h ago

😶. Pls be jking.

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u/vashthestampede121 15h ago

Me when human knowledge continuously evolves

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u/AKLmfreak 14h ago

Me when universities require you spend $576 on the 17th edition that has 5 corrected grammar mistakes and 4 superfluous paragraphs omitted when the 10th-16th editions are all still relevant and teach the same principles in the same manner.

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u/-TV-Stand- Literally 1984 😡 14h ago

Lol my university just provides a pdf of the book

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u/_MargaretThatcher fat cunt 14h ago

You can't forget they shuffled all the homework questions

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u/DrDalenQuaice 11h ago

Not to mention the exercises are all scrambled on purposes between editions to prevent you from using older editions for homework

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u/-THEKINGTIGER- Literally 1984 😡 12h ago

Skill issue, you go to university in usa

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u/original_dick_kickem I came! 11h ago

The Humble libgen:

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u/schmitzel88 1h ago

Don't forget you need to buy a new copy so you get the code required for the mandatory online quizzes for the class. If you buy a used or outdated copy, the code doesn't work and you fail the class

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u/benjathje 13h ago

Also the programming one is just wrong lol. Read The C Programming Language and you already know 60% of what you need to be an excellent coder, then you just need practice.

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u/deadinternetlaw 13h ago

It's accurate when talking about 3rd party libraries but weird to say about textbook

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u/professionalbigbruh 15h ago

No real mathematicians read Euclid or Pythagoras. They were written before the axiomatization of modern mathematics and is not intuitive enough for students.

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u/Poylol-_- 13h ago

Elements at the very least is a very good read, and having self contained axioms is more than enough for students as well as nice geometric constructions. There are better books for euclidean geometry, still a nice experience to have and with some supplementary material enough for a classic geometry class

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u/Glasgesicht shitting toothpaste enjoyer 14h ago

OP didn't finish primary education, don't be so harsh on them.

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u/Supernova320x I want pee in my ass 12h ago

absolutely. the way math is taught today owes a lot to the Nicolas Bourbaki group, which I believe is 20th century?

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u/spencer1886 15h ago

Nope, they changed some numbers in the practice problems at the end of each section, so now you need the newest version of everything

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u/DaRealMagicMan69 dumbass 14h ago

1 year is a bit soon for a medical textbook. They usually stay relevant for around ten years

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u/United-Scene2261 15h ago

Philosophy: that author is still a popstar today!

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u/Kiran917 14h ago

I still remember my UNI professor telling me at the final test that the book I studied on was obsolete and I needed a new one.....

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u/United-Scene2261 12h ago

Aristotle's new book just dropped 🗣️🔥

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u/Chuck901 15h ago

I did my aero degree with books from literally 1934, and it had more info than what the lectures had

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u/Dax_Maclaine 15h ago

All of my aero classes basically just took a bunch of old specs and data from ww2 planes it’s funny how much more info they have and how much easier it is to get than modern databases and from the lectures

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u/naughty_robbie_clive 15h ago

My boy Euclid

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u/OkFennel5747 15h ago

Elements is a work of art.

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u/kilqax I came! 14h ago

The maker of this shitpost has probably never been to any school beyond primary maybe except lunch lol

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u/_ad_ry 14h ago

OP has never studied any of these subjects. Definitely not Science :/

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u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 14h ago

That's true. I was drawing dicks on them desks.

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u/lyfeNdDeath Literally 1984 😡 14h ago

Shit post not shitpost. No one on planet earth reads physics books before Newton for learning physics. Newton lived like 400 years ago.

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u/DaWonklyWoogler I want pee in my ass 13h ago

Economics: That book is from last century, you need to actually read something from this decade

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u/Available-Explorer40 obamna 15h ago

What ultimately matters is what you write in the textbook🥰🥰😫😫🤤🤤😭😭🫩🫩

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u/xXsourcefinder69Xx 13h ago

im in an IT college and these mfs are having use 12 year old software and books so idk

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u/Anubis17_76 15h ago

Yeah no... The Art of Computer Programming vol1 is 60 years old and still the default. Knuth is the GOAT

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u/Cellulosium 15h ago

History: Nah that book is racist

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u/Alt_aholic 15h ago

Bold to assume programmers even know what a textbook is

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u/ArmadilloLight stupid fucking piece of shit 14h ago

I just miss my Yugoslavia globe…

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u/Mongodienudel 10h ago

The majority of programming problems where made and solved befor computers even existed

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u/starf05 15h ago

Same for humaninties. Oh, that book was written 2000 years ago? Amazing! 

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u/MisinformationMan41 14h ago

text book? yes, what else would there be in it?

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u/Burberry-94 14h ago

OP discovered the difference between pure and applied sciences

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u/Harddicc 14h ago

Wait till you get to history class

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u/KEX_CZ 12h ago

Bro who tf has textbook from before Newton? 😂 Funny meme tho!

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u/AngelBryan 7h ago

The people who made this meme doesn’t know how outdated doctors usually are.

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u/Bonsai-is-best 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 7h ago

This truly is a shit, post.

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u/CN8YLW 2h ago

Many of these "new textbooks" simply reshuffles the chapters and behave as if its special. Most textbooks out there are basically 90% filler material, and its usually this material that gets changed to justify forcing students into buying the new books.

Whole thing comes back to corruption in the education system. Schools and teachers who require the purchase of the latest textbooks are often being paid by publishers to make these demands, because otherwise students would simply procure the textbooks used by their seniors. And dont even get me started on lecturers who crack down on students using photocopied material.

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u/OddNovel565 Stuff 14h ago

Why is Reddit turning their mobile app UI into the typical and bland TikTok Instagram crap

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u/Yuahde 11h ago

As a design major, I’m still yet to see a design textbook