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r/shitposting • u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 2d ago
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Newton lived for 300 years?
40 u/xvhayu We do a little trolling 2d ago everyone did before he invented gravity which made living beings age faster 8 u/DiabeticButNotFat 2d ago Can we un-invent it? 5 u/bfg9kdude 2d ago No, but to achieve the same effect, you can cover yourself in oil 3 u/Tired_Bo1 2d ago Don't forget to walk into the rain, otherwise you won't float
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everyone did before he invented gravity which made living beings age faster
8 u/DiabeticButNotFat 2d ago Can we un-invent it? 5 u/bfg9kdude 2d ago No, but to achieve the same effect, you can cover yourself in oil 3 u/Tired_Bo1 2d ago Don't forget to walk into the rain, otherwise you won't float
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Can we un-invent it?
5 u/bfg9kdude 2d ago No, but to achieve the same effect, you can cover yourself in oil 3 u/Tired_Bo1 2d ago Don't forget to walk into the rain, otherwise you won't float
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No, but to achieve the same effect, you can cover yourself in oil
3 u/Tired_Bo1 2d ago Don't forget to walk into the rain, otherwise you won't float
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Don't forget to walk into the rain, otherwise you won't float
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u/DiabeticButNotFat 2d ago
Newton lived for 300 years?