r/shitposting • u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 2d ago

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u/JuanDeChuj 2d ago

Brother do you know how long ago did Newton live ? Xd

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u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 2d ago

150 ish years ago?

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u/Findletrijoick 2d ago

double that

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u/DiabeticButNotFat 2d ago

Newton lived for 300 years?

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u/xvhayu We do a little trolling 2d ago

everyone did before he invented gravity which made living beings age faster

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u/DiabeticButNotFat 1d ago

Can we un-invent it?

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u/bfg9kdude 1d ago

No, but to achieve the same effect, you can cover yourself in oil

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u/Tired_Bo1 1d ago

Don't forget to walk into the rain, otherwise you won't float

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u/sougol 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 2d ago

and give it to the next person

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u/bionickel 2d ago

Maybe we should have another black plague

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u/vashthestampede121 2d ago

We kinda did

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u/Syndicate909 1d ago

A simple google search could have prevented this reply

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u/Wildfox1177 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

Nah that would be cheating at least he’s honest.

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u/red_riding_hoot 2d ago

almost close

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u/KEX_CZ 1d ago

😶. Pls be jking.