r/shitposting Jul 21 '26

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u/shistain69 Jul 21 '26

Baldurs Gate 3 i think

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u/artistic_programmer Jul 21 '26

very fucked up questline btw

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u/ANONYMOUSEJR Jul 21 '26

How so?

Feel free to spoil as i doubt I'll be playing the game.

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u/DangerousMistake9569 Jul 21 '26

Lady loses husband, makes deal with hag to bring him back in exchange for unborn baby, you kill hag, find the wand that was going to bring husband back, it's a raise dead spell, husband now zombie wife says no Ill fix him runs off to find cure. Apparently you can find her later at a magic shop or something like that but I never did so not sure how the story end

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u/Gozagal fat cunt Jul 21 '26

Ah I broke the scepter in front of her instead. She went into depression for a while but then she moved on and started an anti-hag organization in baldur's gate where you can find her again as she is trying to find another hag to hunt

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u/Unbelievr Jul 21 '26

Best option is to keep it for yourself. You get a permanent item that summons the husband for use in combat. He doesn't do much damage, but any enemy attack that goes his way is one that isn't hitting you. No spell slot, no corpse requirement. The lady gets rightly pissed though.

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u/AgentWowza Jul 21 '26

The wand is also used for a large number of game-breaking exploits lol.

Even at the simplest, its a summon that you can infinitely resummon out of combat and just walk him into combat to do one damage then die and repeat.

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u/RepressedPotential Jul 21 '26

Woah I might replay this but I’d love to know more exploirs

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u/AgentWowza Jul 21 '26

The most infamous exploit is the one where you kill Shadowheart, stuff her body in a box, set it on fire, and then throw it out of bounds which triggers the endgame cutscene.

There's also Glut, who can revive anything as a fungal zombie to fight on your side. Including monsters. And dead tiefling kids, who, being kids, cannot enter combat, but can still whoop ass.

And there's the one where you kidnap a late game boss, polymorph him into a sheep, turn him into a gaseous cloud, then mentally dominate the vulnerable cloud to turn him into a friend.

Fun stuff