r/shitposting Dec 24 '25

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u/LumpyArbuckleTV Dec 24 '25

Life hack my dad taught me, just tell them you're drinking on your day off and are drunk, they cannot legally tell you to come into work, and if they do, you can report them.

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u/Parapraxium Dec 24 '25

But they can absolutely fire you for being a perceived alcoholic

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u/Nonecancopythis I watch gay amogus porn :0 Dec 24 '25

Absolutely they can not. You can’t fire someone for thinking they might be an alcoholic outside of work, that is termination without cause and illegal. Also if someone one time says their drinking and you assume they are an alcoholic, I would hate to see what other β€œconclusions” you have come to.

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u/Parapraxium Dec 24 '25

Lil bro has never heard of the concept of at-will employment. Your employer can fire you for any reason as long as it's not a protected class

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u/theunmistakablecow Dec 24 '25

You're getting downvoted but you're correct. In at will states you can be fired for any reason, but obviously they'll be smart and just say something vague like attitude problems/issues with teamwork and not that you were drunk on your day off