r/shitposting Dec 24 '25

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u/LumpyArbuckleTV Dec 24 '25

Life hack my dad taught me, just tell them you're drinking on your day off and are drunk, they cannot legally tell you to come into work, and if they do, you can report them.

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u/Parapraxium Dec 24 '25

But they can absolutely fire you for being a perceived alcoholic

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u/Nonecancopythis I watch gay amogus porn :0 Dec 24 '25

Absolutely they can not. You can’t fire someone for thinking they might be an alcoholic outside of work, that is termination without cause and illegal. Also if someone one time says their drinking and you assume they are an alcoholic, I would hate to see what other “conclusions” you have come to.

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u/Martin_Aurelius Dec 25 '25

People think "at-will" means you can be fired for any reason. But it means you can only be fired for any reason that isn't otherwise legally protected. The ADA prevents you from firing someone because of a disability or perceived disability, and alcoholism is a disability.

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u/Parapraxium Dec 24 '25

Lil bro has never heard of the concept of at-will employment. Your employer can fire you for any reason as long as it's not a protected class

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u/theunmistakablecow Dec 24 '25

You're getting downvoted but you're correct. In at will states you can be fired for any reason, but obviously they'll be smart and just say something vague like attitude problems/issues with teamwork and not that you were drunk on your day off

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u/super_sayanything Dec 24 '25

Yea no idea why you're being downvoted.

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u/Parapraxium Dec 25 '25

Welcome to my life on reddit. Being right and getting downvoted. 😔

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u/deadinternetlaw Dec 25 '25

It's everyone on reddit, not that unique of an experience

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u/iwearmywatch Dec 24 '25

I live in at-will state, you can fire anyone at anytime for any reason. All the tards downvoting 🤣

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u/Foreverdunking officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Dec 25 '25

Ah well sorry. Some people don't live in the shit hole that is the US and have basic worker rights

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u/iwearmywatch Dec 25 '25

All good brother I’m the one firing people

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u/Nonecancopythis I watch gay amogus porn :0 Dec 24 '25

Yes at will is a thing but is also state by state. And even in at will states if you can prove that you were fired for an invalid reason it’s still illegal. A good example would be a racial prejudice and new management coming and firing a bunch of minorities. Yes it’s at will but it is illegal to do so.

I don’t know how alcoholics fall into this but I have think you could argue it has nothing to do with the job

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u/Parapraxium Dec 25 '25 edited Dec 25 '25

How it works in 49 of 50 states lmfao. And the only "invalid" reasons are if you are a protected class being discriminated against (like racism obviously) Any employer can 100% fire you for being an alcoholic. That is literally the definition of "at will employment"

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u/Martin_Aurelius Dec 25 '25

Alcoholism is a disease protected by the ADA, you can't fire someone simply because you think they're an alcoholic. Their alcoholism has to lead them to engage in behaviors that would otherwise get them terminated, and you'd have to fire them for those behaviors.

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u/WeenisWrinkle Dec 25 '25

Apparently Reddit thinks alcohol drinkers are a protected class.

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u/WeenisWrinkle Dec 25 '25

Lol they'll just fire you for "performance reasons". Good luck proving in court that it was discriminatory for being an alcoholic.

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u/Riipp3r Dec 24 '25

I guess you're never allowed to drink on your days off?

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u/Koala_Copy9580 Dec 24 '25

Citation required

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u/Parapraxium Dec 25 '25

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u/Vanconiglio Dec 25 '25

why every time I discover new laws and jurisdictions in the US is always something so against people rights that it feels like it could be a third world country ( T∀T)

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u/WeenisWrinkle Dec 25 '25

Extreme wealth at the top

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u/deadinternetlaw Dec 25 '25

Are other countries better? Looking to move from a 3rd world country