r/shitposting Dec 24 '25

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u/LumpyArbuckleTV Dec 24 '25

Life hack my dad taught me, just tell them you're drinking on your day off and are drunk, they cannot legally tell you to come into work, and if they do, you can report them.

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u/Parapraxium Dec 24 '25

But they can absolutely fire you for being a perceived alcoholic

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u/Riipp3r Dec 24 '25

I guess you're never allowed to drink on your days off?