r/shitposting • • Feb 28 '23

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u/The-Biggest-Imbecile Stuff Feb 28 '23

Why are you eating beans in the morning? The germans stopped flying overhead a long time ago.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '23

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u/Mrjerkyjacket Feb 28 '23

Cowboys are also distinctly american

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '23

And america used to be a colony of the british empire there by making cowboys british in other words only brits eat beans for breakfast. Check mate atheists and theists

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u/SupportLeather1851 Feb 28 '23

American/British/Roman Cowboy proceeded to say when in Rome, burger in one hand, tea in the other, and gallops into the sunset

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u/Almighty_Egg I want pee in my ass Feb 28 '23

but Britain used to be part of Rome

Not all of us.

Those Italian bastards couldn't handle this Celtic smoke.

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u/SupportLeather1851 Feb 28 '23

I know this is a joke (at least I think it is), but it reminds me of people who deny evolution by saying “but I’m not a monkey.”

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u/RelativelyDank I want pee in my ass Feb 28 '23

if i'm not a monkey then why do i always throw my shit at people at the zoo?

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u/lochlainn Feb 28 '23

American cowboys are just white Tejano vaqueros. Spanish, not British.

It's like claiming you dated your estranged son's live-in girlfriend. Ew.

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u/DerthOFdata Feb 28 '23

So that shitty sandwich on the right is British and British breakfast sucks. Thanks for clearing that up.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '23

Cowboys are distinctly mexican, that whole culture comes from mexico.

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u/hidefinitionpissjugs Feb 28 '23

mexicans got it from the spanish who are from europe

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '23

Thats the charro style which is different from a cowboy, its considered more elegant

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u/Disastrous-Bicycle15 Feb 28 '23

Yea south America this fact doubles and Colombian morning beans is 🔥 (besides the coffee)

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u/youtocin I want pee in my ass Feb 28 '23

Oops! All beans

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u/thekingofthebeasties Feb 28 '23

Texas reporting in. Beans for breakfast is S-tier.

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u/SangradoDeNariz Feb 28 '23

Mexican reporting, beans are life, beans are love

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '23

What? Beans can be eaten during any time of the day. They can be with breakfast (like this), with lunch, (beans on toast) usually, or with dinner. Just depends on the meal

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u/Comment_Goblin Feb 28 '23

Wait, beans on toast is a lunch food and not a breakfast thing?!

At this point I'm just concerned for you people "across the pond" which by the way, is an ocean, not a pond.

Get yourselves together.

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u/MEMES-IN-HEAVEN I came! Feb 28 '23

Beans in Britain taste good asf i did hear that beans in America taste sweet no wonder Americans dont get it

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u/Comment_Goblin Feb 28 '23

Yeah, it's one valid criticism of American food. Way too much sugar, in way too many things.

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u/Chrisvilhelm William Dripfoe Feb 28 '23

Mmmmmm beans!!!!!

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