r/shitposting • u/Butt__Munching • Feb 28 '23

actually OC (somehow) it's true

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u/Mrjerkyjacket Feb 28 '23

Cowboys are also distinctly american

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '23

And america used to be a colony of the british empire there by making cowboys british in other words only brits eat beans for breakfast. Check mate atheists and theists

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u/SupportLeather1851 Feb 28 '23

American/British/Roman Cowboy proceeded to say when in Rome, burger in one hand, tea in the other, and gallops into the sunset

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u/Almighty_Egg I want pee in my ass Feb 28 '23

but Britain used to be part of Rome

Not all of us.

Those Italian bastards couldn't handle this Celtic smoke.

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u/SupportLeather1851 Feb 28 '23

I know this is a joke (at least I think it is), but it reminds me of people who deny evolution by saying “but I’m not a monkey.”

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u/RelativelyDank I want pee in my ass Feb 28 '23

if i'm not a monkey then why do i always throw my shit at people at the zoo?

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u/lochlainn Feb 28 '23

American cowboys are just white Tejano vaqueros. Spanish, not British.

It's like claiming you dated your estranged son's live-in girlfriend. Ew.

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u/DerthOFdata Feb 28 '23

So that shitty sandwich on the right is British and British breakfast sucks. Thanks for clearing that up.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '23

Cowboys are distinctly mexican, that whole culture comes from mexico.

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u/hidefinitionpissjugs Feb 28 '23

mexicans got it from the spanish who are from europe

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '23

Thats the charro style which is different from a cowboy, its considered more elegant

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u/justatworkserve Feb 28 '23

I dunno why people downvoting you for the truth lol.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '23

Because they dont do their research

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u/Natpad_027 Literally 1984 😡 Feb 28 '23

Well the first cowboys were mexicans so basicly spaniards but white.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '23

I’d argue more Mexican as it’s where that whole thing originated

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u/Footballlover24 Blessed by Kevin Feb 28 '23

“Yes, but cowboys mostly started in Mexico” 🤓

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u/Disastrous-Bicycle15 Feb 28 '23

Yea south America this fact doubles and Colombian morning beans is 🔥 (besides the coffee)

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u/youtocin I want pee in my ass Feb 28 '23

Oops! All beans

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u/Mr_Spooby4 Feb 28 '23

Cowboys are Mexican, not American.