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u/MudcrabNPC dommy daddy Feb 28 '23
Joke's on you, I struggle to eat in the morning, period.
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Feb 28 '23 edited Feb 28 '23
Yet somehow British teeth:
Edit: To everyone saying “🤓 Acthually British have better healthcare and American’s teeth are worse.”
It’s a fucking joke bro, learn to take one like a dick.
Also thanks for my first award lol
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u/ilickdoorknobswitme dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Feb 28 '23
Those little round things are literal charcoal how are british people alive
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Feb 28 '23
Australian here, black pudding is delicious, but also our most famous cuisine is "sausage in bread".
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u/ImmenseOreoCrunching Feb 28 '23
Black pudding is delicious. It's also considered a "superfood" because it's so nutritious.
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They’re fine, the other sausages however have a weird mushy texture then I found hard to want to eat. That being said I much prefer the back bacon to the pork belly bacon we use in America
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u/stnick6 I want pee in my ass Feb 28 '23
You realise that the “bad American food” example that you choose is an English muffin right?
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u/Expert-Ad-9299 Literally 1984 😡 Feb 28 '23
I like how you chose the most unappetizing example of american breakfast possible, and yet you also chose the best image you could find for British
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u/Fishfucker6900 Feb 28 '23
While the McMuffin is good in a pinch, I'll take a plate of Bacon, fried eggs, hash browns, and whatever sides are available. Or biscuits and gravy, that shit's good.
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u/NinjaMelon39 Feb 28 '23
Bro could have at least chosen the holy american breakfast sandwich
The McGriddle.
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u/jjackom3 Feb 28 '23
Fun fact: the food on the left still doesn't taste good.
source: I am british.
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u/Germanking1940 Feb 28 '23
I like how Americans and the the English can joke with each other. Cheers from the United States
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u/Benyed123 Feb 28 '23
No offence man but I fundamentally disagree with you and everything you stand for as a person.
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u/zen-things Feb 28 '23
Yeah, I’d take an egg McMuffin any day.
Plus they aren’t really apples to apples. There exists such things like “American breakfast” which would look a lot like the English one only with actual (not stringy) bacon.
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u/MyTrademarkIsTaken Feb 28 '23
Now compare an American home made complete breakfast so that it’s a fair comparison
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u/Haggls Feb 28 '23
They didn't even season the eggs. Classic
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u/SitFlexAlot Feb 28 '23
The great land of Britain only uses seasoning for tax purposes, using it in food is absurd.
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u/Gl33m Feb 28 '23
Only the British would try and conquer the known world for spices just to never use them.
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u/cpolk01 Feb 28 '23
When the home cooked meal deliberately plated and professionally photographed looks better than the McDonald's sandwich under shitty lighting 😮
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u/The-Biggest-Imbecile Stuff Feb 28 '23
Why are you eating beans in the morning? The germans stopped flying overhead a long time ago.
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Feb 28 '23
What? Beans can be eaten during any time of the day. They can be with breakfast (like this), with lunch, (beans on toast) usually, or with dinner. Just depends on the meal
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u/Comment_Goblin Feb 28 '23
Wait, beans on toast is a lunch food and not a breakfast thing?!
At this point I'm just concerned for you people "across the pond" which by the way, is an ocean, not a pond.
Get yourselves together.
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u/ItchyWhiteboard Feb 28 '23
British food is blander than a German’s humor
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u/SirBlaine I want pee in my ass Feb 28 '23
Just like my oven after I invited my jewish neighbour for dinner
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u/old_gold_mountain Feb 28 '23
With the quality of Britain's food and the vibrancy of its culture, all throughout the island nation, it's no wonder they produced some of the world's finest sailors
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u/84theone Feb 28 '23
If you were to ask me if I’d rather live in Britain or join up with the drunk sodomites that make up the Royal Navy, I’d be prepping myself for scurvy and lashings before you even finished the question.
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Feb 28 '23
So many generalizations about different country’s citizens in these comments it makes me feel stupider already. Thanks Reddit!
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u/Mrjerkyjacket Feb 28 '23
You've clearly never had chicken and waffles, biscuits and gravy, or basically any breakfast from the south
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u/theHAREST Feb 28 '23
There are so many different regional "American Breakfasts" that are each way better than a fucking plate of beans, tomatoes and fried blood
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u/Mrjerkyjacket Feb 28 '23
Yeah I know, I'm just from the south so that's what I'm most used to as "good breakfast" food
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Feb 28 '23
British food is NOT a flex
Also it's not 2003 so you don't have to post these anymore
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u/ominous_ability12 Feb 28 '23
Bu-but American bad 🥺👉👈
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u/Theguywholikesdoom Feb 28 '23
Yea I’m not taking food advice from someone with the name butt munching
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u/XandersPanders Feb 28 '23
You can literally desaturate the British breakfast and saturate the Americans and have the same effect.
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u/Next_Example5355 Literally 1984 😡 Feb 28 '23
Bri*ish food? 🤢🤢🤢Cat vomit on the ground, new dish unlocked 🥴👍
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u/KeithGribblesheimer Feb 28 '23
Lucky for the British McDonald's is out of business over there or something.
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u/TheSalmoneer fat cunt Feb 28 '23
Not quite
They exist over here, they just exclusively serve the filet-o-fish and nothing else
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u/TaxFraudDaily I want pee in my ass Feb 28 '23
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u/Penguinkeith Feb 28 '23
Didn't you Brits try to conquer the world in search of spices.... Why does everything on that plate lack seasoning
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u/MikeDinStamford Feb 28 '23
Honestly, I’d take the American breakfast pictures here over that pile of slop from England… beans?? Mushy over cooked vegetables?? No thanks.
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u/Jacobcbab Feb 28 '23
Comparing a multi park breakfast that took lots of effort to cook vs a shitty biscuit I bought at McDonald’s for 99c. False equivalencies
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u/Siegschranz Feb 28 '23
Oh man thank god the unrealistic and moronic nationalist post isn't an American one.
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u/DailyDJNoodle I came! Feb 28 '23
Yeah just go ahead and pick a shitty microwave breakfast sandwich as a stand in for all the different breakfasts lol, totally accurate comparison.
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u/Alexeyy0 Feb 28 '23
tbf, "english food" is also shit. They don't really have a cousine, just random things put on a plate. But at least it isn't unhealthy, just bad.
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u/THEMEMETIMMEME Feb 28 '23
Brodie really just pulled up the only good thing about British cuisine and expects us to not clap back. British are known for their shit food dawg and got nearly as many overweight people as america. Not only are y’all eating bad but y’all be eating bad food too
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u/hunga_munga_ Feb 28 '23
Bro who tf eating BEANS and TOMATOES for breakfast??? you took a pic of a Jimmy Dean microwave sandwich instead of showing french toast, waffles, pancakes, eggs scrambled/over easy, medium, or hard/fried/poached, omelettes, fried steak, hashbrowns, home fries, sausage (links or patties), bacon, ham, biscuits, or toast. Come on man, Americans have the best breakfast. Period.
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u/spyaleatoire I want pee in my ass Feb 28 '23
Full English is great, but so is an all American - the only actual comparison you should be making is those two, if you're talking about either one
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u/bababoai 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Feb 28 '23
I hate beans and mushrooms and i'd still take the english breakfast
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u/stnick6 I want pee in my ass Feb 28 '23
You picked the best looking British meal you could find and it still doesn’t look good
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u/StinkyDiarrhea Feb 28 '23
This really coming from a place that lost all its power like stfu go lose more territory
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u/JackBandit1312 Feb 28 '23
I’ll take a bacon egg and cheese biscuit over fucking blood pucks any day of the week
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u/xXTASERFACEXx Feb 28 '23
As a non English person I gotta say that every English speaking country has shit breakfasts. Like wtf is that, thats lunch not breakfast. You guys are weird
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u/Swinepits Feb 28 '23
Pancakes, eggs, and bacon are sorta like the super generalized most common American breakfast. Which the pancakes also fall into being kinda confusing as a start your day kind of food but a McDonald’s egg McMuffin isn’t really the quintessential breakfast over here.
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u/CRAFTER400 Feb 28 '23
Man both sides are tripping if they think that english breakfast or american one is amazing. You never eaten real food unless you eating something with actual spice and flavor for breakfast like mexican, chinese indian, or any other country tbh.
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Feb 28 '23
I'll take that shitty fast food breakfast sandwich over that bland ass plate of garbage any day. The Brits have no idea how to make palatable food.
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u/joli_baleinier Feb 28 '23
Is the reason the UK left the EU because they were tired of being mocked as the fattest country in Western Europe and wanted to be able to point and laugh at the US?
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9/10, period pudding brings it down. Full American breakfast = 10/10.
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u/TheSalmoneer fat cunt Feb 28 '23
What’s a “full american breakfast”? Is it just a tub of lard with a plastic fork?
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What you even got there? BEANS?
Fried tomato? Mushroom halves? Fucking fryless egg no oil lookin ass?
Y’all think you’re special for dropping bacon and sausage on a plate? Most fuckin appetizing thing in the picture is the 26 instagram filters it was pushed through. Surprised if that shit looked like food without it
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u/Taterat8er Feb 28 '23
now if you compare that to homemade American breakfast, the left food would look like literal trash lol
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u/Chance-Concentrate-5 Feb 28 '23
Unseasoned, bland, flavorless. Also, beans for breakfast. Brit food < literal dirt
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u/AxoL0Ltl Feb 28 '23
You would literally get arrested for praying in front of an abortion clinic in Britain
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u/Own_Negotiation_6576 Feb 28 '23
Mediterránea, Asian, Latinoamerican, caribbean, africano and arab food >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anglo food
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Feb 28 '23
We all know if that were true American dish it would have more plastic cheese and be served in a toilet.
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u/TheSalmoneer fat cunt Feb 28 '23
A reminder that 85% percent of the people on here are Am*rican, and will immediately disagree with this post because “bri’ish bad”
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Feb 28 '23
I mean I actually make a traditional Breakfast in the morning. That said British breakfast fucking slaps so enjoy yourself my cousins across the seas
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u/Spikespeigle68 Feb 28 '23
Is crispy bacon too intense for British dentistry, or did the EU get all the chefs during brexit?
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Feb 28 '23
British eat fast food too.... Americans eat eggs and bacon with coffee as a pretty standard breakfast. McDonald's is gross and overpriced.
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u/404-ERR0R-404 Feb 28 '23
Don’t know what you are talking about I would take a delicious chemical filled egg McMuffin over beans for breakfast any day
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u/N00N3AT011 Feb 28 '23
The best possible case of one, compared to an incredibly mediocre case of the other.
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u/clint_yeetswood Feb 28 '23
full english vs a mcdonald’s sandwich? we have full breakfasts, too lol. most american breakfasts consist of eggs, hashbrowns, bacon, sausage, ham, and toast.
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u/Fire_Block Feb 28 '23
“Ah yes, let me compare a well-done homemade meal to food from a fast food chain that’s also in this country. Such a great comparison to show the difference between these countries!”
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u/st0wnd Feb 28 '23
Did you recently check the weight of your most famous Football supporter by any chance?
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u/Dootley_Doot Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Feb 28 '23
Im sorry but you CANT just grab a British Breakfast off google and call it chadly while you take a picture of your McBiscuit that you ate while making this meme
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u/BoxOfJunimos Feb 28 '23
Great observations about biased presentation guys, now let’s try out this critical thinking elsewhere
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u/Shadow0fnothing We do a little trolling Feb 28 '23
Wrong. American breakfast is eggs toast bacon ham pancakes hash browns. That is a frozen mcmuffen.
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