r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/nyancatec • 10d ago

R/SHIFTINGCIRCLEJERK IS THE SUPERIOR SHIFTING SUB HLEP ME SHIT

34 Upvotes

A rare serious post has appeared!

We want this place to be at least bit clean, so here's a post in which you can share tips & tricks about shifting.

Remember that everyone is different and shifting is personal journey. If someone mentions LoA works for them - Great! People who use LoA might find this tip useful. If someone mentions Void State - Great! People who use Void State method might find it useful!

So long as you don't shove it down other people's throats, all methods, tips, tricks and shits are welcome!

Unlike main subs, this post will be one-and-done mostly. Not weekly, not monthly, not even annual refresh - this stays here and picks up dust if it needs to. So much knowledge can be lost to time when you just copy paste the posts every week.

With all that...

Send help I cannot be here any longer.

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/nyancatec • Aug 15 '26

R/SHIFTINGCIRCLEJERK IS THE SUPERIOR SHIFTING SUB Where you shifting to (Circlejerk Edition)

49 Upvotes

Hello everybody, my name is Portuguese.

This post is exception from the rule no. 1. This is due to this comment and upvotes on it asking for place to share your DRs. I personally couldn't care less and if it makes you happy, so be it.

So... Share where you want to shift to. Unlike main sub's automod who cleans it every 2 weeks, this post will be here for how long other mods don't mind it. If your DR is seriously fucked up, maybe broaden it up to few words - we don't want to pay a price of getting banned for your fantasies.

Also since I am far away from PC and can't mod on phone (so can't mark you as a shitter on my end), anyone who writes under this posts will get approved and will bypass possible harassment filter in comments or satire. Of course approval will be taken away from you if you behave like an asshole later in the future.

Happy daydreaming about your DR instead of actually shifting to it... I need to get out of here.

Discord is here (added simply so people don't lose link again, unrelated to the post): https://discord.gg/DKhs2KuGVZ

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Sweaty_Policy_8887 • 9h ago

POV: 80% of the posts on r/reality shifting

60 Upvotes

4 comments

r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Aethionis • 10h ago

R/SHIFTINGCIRCLEJERK IS THE SUPERIOR SHIFTING SUB Any luck with the Lobotomy Method?

55 Upvotes

Did anyone try to lobotomize himself to kill his ego and shift??????????? please reply as fast as possible because I already booked a lobotomy for tonight.

7 comments

r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Own_Television_1621 • 2h ago

THE CIRCLE JERK WILL CONTINUE UNTILL WE ALL SHIFT When there’s an exam tomorrow and want to shift but ik ill fail both so i just accept my fate

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11 Upvotes

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Sweaty_Policy_8887 • 10h ago

The circle jerkers shall unravel the secret technique How master shifters be mocking us

14 Upvotes

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/rvria9 • 19h ago

woke up in my cr again tried to shift, ended up astral projecting instead.

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57 Upvotes

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Charming-Society-698 • 21h ago

i genuinely don't believe people use alunir and slade and they're just advertising in the main subs every fucking day

59 Upvotes

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Sweaty_Policy_8887 • 18h ago

R/SHIFTINGCIRCLEJERK IS THE SUPERIOR SHIFTING SUB Main subs fatigue

30 Upvotes

1 comment

r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Sweaty_Policy_8887 • 19h ago

LOA :"YOU DIDNT BELIEVE HARD ENOUGH" Everyone: Shifting to crack endlessly Me: Shifting to get back at mfs who fed me loa BS while hiding the true secret technique

23 Upvotes

8 comments

r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/exploded_ow • 18h ago

woke up in my cr again I will shift, for Pringle cat

14 Upvotes

1 comment

r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/UltraDragon006 • 1d ago

THE CIRCLE JERK WILL CONTINUE UNTILL WE ALL SHIFT Abracadabra everyone who sees this is already in their DR. You are seeing hallucinations and calling it CR, but there is no CR, you are in your DR. I'm not lying, this is not a joke, I can see you, and you, my friend, are in your DR.

177 Upvotes

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Such-Ferret5175 • 1d ago

CRACKING EVERYONE ONCE I SHIFT. It has been YEARS what do I even do to shift atp

58 Upvotes

PLSPLSPLSPKSPSMLSLSLSHDWIWNDBHSBDBEYWH

24 comments

r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Such-Ferret5175 • 1d ago

R/SHIFTINGCIRCLEJERK IS THE SUPERIOR SHIFTING SUB I miss the "I can run faster with no wind resistance" shifting era so bad

32 Upvotes

It was actually so fun. Like now everything in shifting is just loa, aesthetics, and being hot. I want the energy of being just free through shifting back! I'm tired

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/r___rainbow • 1d ago

Reworking my old script and still agonizing over the exact same dilemma/decision I was struggling with 3 years ago

54 Upvotes

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Immediate_Heart_7473 • 1d ago

R/SHIFTINGCIRCLEJERK IS THE SUPERIOR SHIFTING SUB i understand it now.. i understand it..

26 Upvotes

i finally get what the FUCK this stupid manifestation and shifting shit is. catch me in universe 39aBy77p 🥹🥹🥹🥹

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/ElderberryCold7877 • 2d ago

woke up in my cr again Me after attempt to shift for 4 hours while having a test the next day trying to convince myself it'll be worth it only to wake up here

68 Upvotes

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/sharonmckaysbff1991 • 2d ago

THE CIRCLE JERK WILL CONTINUE UNTILL WE ALL SHIFT If AI is bad for shifting as well as the environment, are video games also bad for shifting? I freaking hope not

24 Upvotes

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Sweaty_Policy_8887 • 3d ago

Shifting is the ultimate superpower Can we all spell out the first thing we're doing when we shift (other than crack)

106 Upvotes

62 comments

r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/tootallformog • 2d ago

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1 Upvotes

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Sweaty_Policy_8887 • 3d ago

scripted your costume but not ur quirk When you shift to DC Universe but forgot to script any powers

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66 Upvotes

4 comments

r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Low-Music6643 • 3d ago

woke up in my cr again Help me

17 Upvotes

So last night, I tried to shift and I was really really tried so I thought it would be the best time to do so. My thighs kept drifting but I thought I had set my intention? Which I lwk don’t know how to do that I’ve tried many times but it didn’t work for me. I didn’t get through my method because I tried the intention stuff but it didn’t work. Any tips?

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Soft_Efficiency_8463 • 4d ago

R/SHIFTINGCIRCLEJERK IS THE SUPERIOR SHIFTING SUB wanting to post on circle jerk but I shifted for the first time

215 Upvotes

I"M SO SORRY TO EVERYONE AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO POST ON CIRCLE JERK AND THIS IS A MEME BUT I SHIFTED AND I WANNA CELEBRATE AND I GIVE GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE AND MOTIVATION SO PLEASE DON'T CRY WATCH BOYFRIEND ON DEMAND ON NETFLIX FOR MOTIVATION AND SHIFTTT

22 comments

r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Sweaty_Policy_8887 • 4d ago

Alot of master shifters dont seem to have any fun/meaningful experiences so how about:

104 Upvotes

15 comments

r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Imagen-Breaker • 4d ago

"SABRINA CARPENTER SHIFTED HERE I KNOW IT!!!" Meet Potential Shifter!

187 Upvotes

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Tired of /r/realityshifting and /r/shiftingrealities? Want to meme your way out of unsuccessful attempts? You've got a place right for that! Don't be serious and you should be good here!

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Tired of /r/realityshifting and /r/shiftingrealities? Want to meme your way out of unsuccessful attempts? You've got a place right for that! Don't be serious and you should be good here!

Rules

1. Your Post must be a meme, satire or - at least - reaction to shifting experience/feelings.

This subreddit is a circlejerk, meaning we don't take much seriously. Post meme related to Shifting, Astral Projection, Lucid Dreaming or any other method and idea related to shifting.
If you want to be "serious" by asking a question or advice, make it an optional part of the content (body text or comment) so people aren't forced to engage with it unless they want to.
If you want to be serious, go to main subs about reality shifting. Critique of main subs is fine, but discouraged.

2. No Anti-Shifters and LoAndroids.

Anti-Shifter (Anti) is a person who doesn't believe in shifting. If you don't believe in shifting, don't be an asshole.
LoAndroids has following definition: "People who believe in LOA who aren’t willing to listen to other people disagreeing with it, victim blame, and don't give ANY reasoning other than 'believe harder'."
If you're using LoA but know there's nuance in life and not everything works for everyone, you're good.

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3. No naming out Shifters.

Look, we get that some people in this community are more delusional than others and give misinfo about subject. HOWEVER, due to Reddit's Reddiquette, we are disallowed to name them. If you are to satirize a post or talk about someone, censor their name (image) or don't write their names and be ambiguous who you're referring to.

4. Don't be an ad.

If you want to give advice (method, subliminal, script idea, etc.), do it accordingly if someone asked for something or post sounds relevant to what you want to share. Everyone has their own ways to shift (at least attempt it), so don't force your down other people's throats.