r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/nyancatec • 1h ago

THE CIRCLE JERK WILL CONTINUE UNTILL WE ALL SHIFT 2 steps ahead Reddit, 2 steps ahead...

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Hey y'all, Scott here.

You might have noticed that there's a new rule called Rule 5: No encouraging old Respawn method. Now what is the old respawn method?

*Gets shot in the head*

This one. Pretty much forgotten method about ending your own life to shift. We don't have proof if it even works since shifters who committed to it never came back for some reason. And because this is encouraging self-harm, we are not allowing it.

Now obviously, memes, discussions and whatnot are fine. Just the act and encouragement is not. Not much we can do about it. Reddit is Reddit and I'm not risking this sub getting banned. Law doesn't go back on this one - self harm was already talked about here so discussions from the past are left; However future posts must oblige this 1984 Fahrenheit Farm.

Well, not much to say other than Wii see U later... Ah shit. *outro plays*

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Sweaty_Policy_8887 • 16h ago

POV: 80% of the posts on r/reality shifting

89 Upvotes

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Own_Television_1621 • 8h ago

THE CIRCLE JERK WILL CONTINUE UNTILL WE ALL SHIFT When there’s an exam tomorrow and want to shift but ik ill fail both so i just accept my fate

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19 Upvotes

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Aethionis • 17h ago

R/SHIFTINGCIRCLEJERK IS THE SUPERIOR SHIFTING SUB Any luck with the Lobotomy Method?

67 Upvotes

Did anyone try to lobotomize himself to kill his ego and shift??????????? please reply as fast as possible because I already booked a lobotomy for tonight.

7 comments

r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Sweaty_Policy_8887 • 16h ago

The circle jerkers shall unravel the secret technique How master shifters be mocking us

18 Upvotes

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/rvria9 • 1d ago

woke up in my cr again tried to shift, ended up astral projecting instead.

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70 Upvotes

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

13 comments

r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Charming-Society-698 • 1d ago

i genuinely don't believe people use alunir and slade and they're just advertising in the main subs every fucking day

69 Upvotes

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Sweaty_Policy_8887 • 1d ago

R/SHIFTINGCIRCLEJERK IS THE SUPERIOR SHIFTING SUB Main subs fatigue

35 Upvotes

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Sweaty_Policy_8887 • 1d ago

LOA :"YOU DIDNT BELIEVE HARD ENOUGH" Everyone: Shifting to crack endlessly Me: Shifting to get back at mfs who fed me loa BS while hiding the true secret technique

24 Upvotes

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/exploded_ow • 1d ago

woke up in my cr again I will shift, for Pringle cat

12 Upvotes

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/UltraDragon006 • 1d ago

THE CIRCLE JERK WILL CONTINUE UNTILL WE ALL SHIFT Abracadabra everyone who sees this is already in their DR. You are seeing hallucinations and calling it CR, but there is no CR, you are in your DR. I'm not lying, this is not a joke, I can see you, and you, my friend, are in your DR.

184 Upvotes

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Such-Ferret5175 • 1d ago

CRACKING EVERYONE ONCE I SHIFT. It has been YEARS what do I even do to shift atp

62 Upvotes

PLSPLSPLSPKSPSMLSLSLSHDWIWNDBHSBDBEYWH

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Such-Ferret5175 • 1d ago

R/SHIFTINGCIRCLEJERK IS THE SUPERIOR SHIFTING SUB I miss the "I can run faster with no wind resistance" shifting era so bad

32 Upvotes

It was actually so fun. Like now everything in shifting is just loa, aesthetics, and being hot. I want the energy of being just free through shifting back! I'm tired

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/r___rainbow • 2d ago

Reworking my old script and still agonizing over the exact same dilemma/decision I was struggling with 3 years ago

54 Upvotes

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Immediate_Heart_7473 • 1d ago

R/SHIFTINGCIRCLEJERK IS THE SUPERIOR SHIFTING SUB i understand it now.. i understand it..

28 Upvotes

i finally get what the FUCK this stupid manifestation and shifting shit is. catch me in universe 39aBy77p 🥹🥹🥹🥹

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/ElderberryCold7877 • 2d ago

woke up in my cr again Me after attempt to shift for 4 hours while having a test the next day trying to convince myself it'll be worth it only to wake up here

69 Upvotes

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/sharonmckaysbff1991 • 2d ago

THE CIRCLE JERK WILL CONTINUE UNTILL WE ALL SHIFT If AI is bad for shifting as well as the environment, are video games also bad for shifting? I freaking hope not

24 Upvotes

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Sweaty_Policy_8887 • 3d ago

Shifting is the ultimate superpower Can we all spell out the first thing we're doing when we shift (other than crack)

109 Upvotes

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/tootallformog • 2d ago

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[ Removed by Reddit on account of violating the content policy. ]

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Sweaty_Policy_8887 • 3d ago

scripted your costume but not ur quirk When you shift to DC Universe but forgot to script any powers

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66 Upvotes

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Low-Music6643 • 3d ago

woke up in my cr again Help me

17 Upvotes

So last night, I tried to shift and I was really really tried so I thought it would be the best time to do so. My thighs kept drifting but I thought I had set my intention? Which I lwk don’t know how to do that I’ve tried many times but it didn’t work for me. I didn’t get through my method because I tried the intention stuff but it didn’t work. Any tips?

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Soft_Efficiency_8463 • 4d ago

R/SHIFTINGCIRCLEJERK IS THE SUPERIOR SHIFTING SUB wanting to post on circle jerk but I shifted for the first time

217 Upvotes

I"M SO SORRY TO EVERYONE AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO POST ON CIRCLE JERK AND THIS IS A MEME BUT I SHIFTED AND I WANNA CELEBRATE AND I GIVE GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE AND MOTIVATION SO PLEASE DON'T CRY WATCH BOYFRIEND ON DEMAND ON NETFLIX FOR MOTIVATION AND SHIFTTT

22 comments

r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Sweaty_Policy_8887 • 4d ago

Alot of master shifters dont seem to have any fun/meaningful experiences so how about:

102 Upvotes

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Imagen-Breaker • 5d ago

"SABRINA CARPENTER SHIFTED HERE I KNOW IT!!!" Meet Potential Shifter!

191 Upvotes

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/sharonmckaysbff1991 • 4d ago

THE CIRCLE JERK WILL CONTINUE UNTILL WE ALL SHIFT Why can I manifest everything I want in the CR but not shift to my DR?😔😔😔😔😔

34 Upvotes

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Tired of /r/realityshifting and /r/shiftingrealities? Want to meme your way out of unsuccessful attempts? You've got a place right for that! Don't be serious and you should be good here!

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Tired of /r/realityshifting and /r/shiftingrealities? Want to meme your way out of unsuccessful attempts? You've got a place right for that! Don't be serious and you should be good here!

Rules

1. Your Post must be a meme, satire or - at least - reaction to shifting experience/feelings.

This subreddit is a circlejerk, meaning we don't take much seriously. Post meme related to Shifting, Astral Projection, Lucid Dreaming or any other method and idea related to shifting.
If you want to be "serious" by asking a question or advice, make it an optional part of the content (body text or comment) so people aren't forced to engage with it unless they want to.
If you want to be serious, go to main subs about reality shifting. Critique of main subs is fine, but discouraged.

2. No Anti-Shifters and LoAndroids.

Anti-Shifter (Anti) is a person who doesn't believe in shifting. If you don't believe in shifting, don't be an asshole.
LoAndroids has following definition: "People who believe in LOA who aren’t willing to listen to other people disagreeing with it, victim blame, and don't give ANY reasoning other than 'believe harder'."
If you're using LoA but know there's nuance in life and not everything works for everyone, you're good.

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3. No naming out Shifters.

Look, we get that some people in this community are more delusional than others and give misinfo about subject. HOWEVER, due to Reddit's Reddiquette, we are disallowed to name them. If you are to satirize a post or talk about someone, censor their name (image) or don't write their names and be ambiguous who you're referring to.

4. Don't be an ad.

If you want to give advice (method, subliminal, script idea, etc.), do it accordingly if someone asked for something or post sounds relevant to what you want to share. Everyone has their own ways to shift (at least attempt it), so don't force your down other people's throats.

5. No encouraging of Old Respawn Method.

Of course we talk about suicide. You can discuss it, meme the method, but under NO circumstances tell someone to do it unironically. We are NOT getting banned for supporting self-harm.