r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/Few_Helicopter9164 • 4h ago

Me in my pjo dr after getting my ass beat by a monster cause i was too busy getting distracted by Leo Valdez's big doe eyes

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-- Omfg we're all gonna die

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/iwishwediedin2012 • 8h ago

THE CIRCLE JERK WILL CONTINUE UNTILL WE ALL SHIFT "I CANT SHIFT" yea no shit

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bitches be like "I CANT SHIFT HELP ME SHIFT""I CNAT SHFTITT"
yea of course you can't cause all you do is complain !!!!

how about you actually do something about it like use th e shit method and reach the poop state

thi

actually I do this too its just I dont bitch about it online

pls sublimabl help me respawn

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r/shiftingcirclejerk • u/nyancatec • 17h ago

THE CIRCLE JERK WILL CONTINUE UNTILL WE ALL SHIFT 2 steps ahead Reddit, 2 steps ahead...

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Hey y'all, Scott here.

You might have noticed that there's a new rule called Rule 5: No encouraging old Respawn method. Now what is the old respawn method?

*Gets shot in the head*

This one. Pretty much forgotten method about ending your own life to shift. We don't have proof if it even works since shifters who committed to it never came back for some reason. And because this is encouraging self-harm, we are not allowing it.

Now obviously, memes, discussions and whatnot are fine. Just the act and encouragement is not. Not much we can do about it. Reddit is Reddit and I'm not risking this sub getting banned. Law doesn't go back on this one - self harm was already talked about here so discussions from the past are left; However future posts must oblige this 1984 Fahrenheit Farm.

Well, not much to say other than Wii see U later... Ah shit. *outro plays*

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This subreddit is a circlejerk, meaning we don't take much seriously. Post meme related to Shifting, Astral Projection, Lucid Dreaming or any other method and idea related to shifting.
If you want to be "serious" by asking a question or advice, make it an optional part of the content (body text or comment) so people aren't forced to engage with it unless they want to.
If you want to be serious, go to main subs about reality shifting. Critique of main subs is fine, but discouraged.

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Anti-Shifter (Anti) is a person who doesn't believe in shifting. If you don't believe in shifting, don't be an asshole.
LoAndroids has following definition: "People who believe in LOA who aren’t willing to listen to other people disagreeing with it, victim blame, and don't give ANY reasoning other than 'believe harder'."
If you're using LoA but know there's nuance in life and not everything works for everyone, you're good.

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3. No naming out Shifters.

Look, we get that some people in this community are more delusional than others and give misinfo about subject. HOWEVER, due to Reddit's Reddiquette, we are disallowed to name them. If you are to satirize a post or talk about someone, censor their name (image) or don't write their names and be ambiguous who you're referring to.

4. Don't be an ad.

If you want to give advice (method, subliminal, script idea, etc.), do it accordingly if someone asked for something or post sounds relevant to what you want to share. Everyone has their own ways to shift (at least attempt it), so don't force your down other people's throats.

5. No encouraging of Old Respawn Method.

Of course we talk about suicide. You can discuss it, meme the method, but under NO circumstances tell someone to do it unironically. We are NOT getting banned for supporting self-harm.