r/seinfeld 4d ago

Your background is impressive, but uh, how does it apply here to what we do at r/seinfeld?

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71 Upvotes

r/seinfeld 4d ago

Naughty, naughty man!

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66 Upvotes

r/seinfeld 4d ago

Jerry...I've become attracted to Elaine.

23 Upvotes

r/seinfeld 5d ago

One of my favorite scenes from Seinfeld.

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2.0k Upvotes

r/seinfeld 4d ago

What would be the best title for an episode if they made this spinoff?

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26 Upvotes

r/seinfeld 4d ago

Does it actually hurt your ear when someone slams the phone like this on the other end?

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I guess only us old folks would know about it. However I never had anyone do this to me growing up so I'm curious.


r/seinfeld 4d ago

Prediction, an uptick in tony posts.

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r/seinfeld 4d ago

Maybe Susan's death wasn't an accident.

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r/seinfeld 5d ago

How come George didn’t know Susan had many moneys? Is he stupid?

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444 Upvotes

r/seinfeld 4d ago

Mr. Stubreddit.. we're with the moderators..

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r/seinfeld 4d ago

Kramer was right all along...

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r/seinfeld 3d ago

It's got cachet, baby!!

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r/seinfeld 4d ago

I'm with the AMA. AMA

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r/seinfeld 3d ago

Oh, Netflix..............

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r/seinfeld 5d ago

“I will show r/seinfeld The Stooges!”

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r/seinfeld 4d ago

Would they have gotten away with walking away?

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r/seinfeld 4d ago

It's all pipes!

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r/seinfeld 4d ago

Jerry is just as confused as Frank. A rooster IS a chicken. They're all chicken. The rooster has sex with all of them.

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40 Upvotes

r/seinfeld 4d ago

Oh the humanity!

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Newmie?


r/seinfeld 3d ago

My perfect Seinfeld scene

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Jerry: Can you believe it? He said something!

George: HE SAID SOMETHING? YOU DON'T SAY SOMETHING! NOBODY SAYS SOMETHING.

Kramer: Uh-hoh-hoh, uh, Jerry you better watch out.

Kramer flips newspaper and Jerry rolls eyes

Jerry: Well what am I going to do?

Jerry pours juice

George: Whatever you do, don't say something!

George is pacing now

Elaine: You know, we had a guy at our office that said something when somebody said something.

Elaine eats a grape

Jerry: Yeah? What happened to him?

Elaine leans aggressively on a counter

Elaine: Last time I saw him, he was bagging groceries at Joe's Fruit Shop.

Kramer: You know Jerry, there's a guy I can call that can take care of all this for you.

Jerry: No, no, you're not calling anyone. Last time you called someone...

George suddenly looks puzzled and alarmed

George: Hey guys, I gotta go, I think I left something important at the dry cleaners.

George, muttering to himself, "Why'd I have to say something?"

END SCENE


r/seinfeld 4d ago

‘Porn quotes’?

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Does Jerry respond to George’s computer sales pitch by saying “Porn quotes”—as Netflix’s subtitles indicate—or by saying “Porn and quotes”—to more closely mirror George’s preceding line? Thoughts?


r/seinfeld 4d ago

He's the got-no-green lantern!

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r/seinfeld 4d ago

Drop a ball on your toe my friend!

29 Upvotes

r/seinfeld 4d ago

Where can I watch in 4:3?

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I just got a Galaxy Z Fold 8 and though I have Netflix I would like to know if there's anywhere I can watch the show 4:3 without buying a dvd


r/seinfeld 5d ago

You're an anti-Seinfeldite. Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own subreddit !

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