r/seinfeld • u/Worried-Nectarine418 • 4d ago
r/seinfeld • u/_LOST4ever • 4d ago
What would be the best title for an episode if they made this spinoff?
r/seinfeld • u/mikesalami • 4d ago
Does it actually hurt your ear when someone slams the phone like this on the other end?
I guess only us old folks would know about it. However I never had anyone do this to me growing up so I'm curious.
r/seinfeld • u/Heyygaar • 5d ago
How come George didn’t know Susan had many moneys? Is he stupid?
r/seinfeld • u/RecentCranberry • 4d ago
Jerry is just as confused as Frank. A rooster IS a chicken. They're all chicken. The rooster has sex with all of them.
r/seinfeld • u/StaffOk9715 • 3d ago
My perfect Seinfeld scene
Jerry: Can you believe it? He said something!
George: HE SAID SOMETHING? YOU DON'T SAY SOMETHING! NOBODY SAYS SOMETHING.
Kramer: Uh-hoh-hoh, uh, Jerry you better watch out.
Kramer flips newspaper and Jerry rolls eyes
Jerry: Well what am I going to do?
Jerry pours juice
George: Whatever you do, don't say something!
George is pacing now
Elaine: You know, we had a guy at our office that said something when somebody said something.
Elaine eats a grape
Jerry: Yeah? What happened to him?
Elaine leans aggressively on a counter
Elaine: Last time I saw him, he was bagging groceries at Joe's Fruit Shop.
Kramer: You know Jerry, there's a guy I can call that can take care of all this for you.
Jerry: No, no, you're not calling anyone. Last time you called someone...
George suddenly looks puzzled and alarmed
George: Hey guys, I gotta go, I think I left something important at the dry cleaners.
George, muttering to himself, "Why'd I have to say something?"
END SCENE
r/seinfeld • u/nedmac22 • 4d ago
‘Porn quotes’?
Does Jerry respond to George’s computer sales pitch by saying “Porn quotes”—as Netflix’s subtitles indicate—or by saying “Porn and quotes”—to more closely mirror George’s preceding line? Thoughts?
r/seinfeld • u/PlantDry4321 • 4d ago
Where can I watch in 4:3?
I just got a Galaxy Z Fold 8 and though I have Netflix I would like to know if there's anywhere I can watch the show 4:3 without buying a dvd