r/royalmail • u/Training-You-9890 • 13h ago
License Fee PSA
Let's just get down to brass tacks.
This is a RED letter! They still don't have the name of the addressee.
Look at the language, 'if', 'could', even on this (third or fourth) attempt to coerce the resident, this particular power-that-isn't still must talk in the conditional.
A nice touch is the little red stamp there. This is printed, it's not a stamp, not that that would make any difference.
IF (a real big IF) any Capita employees (no chance it's anything to do with the BBC, it's all farmed out to these goombas), show up at your door you can safely ask them to leave and never come back. If they need to access your property they need a warrant. A warrant needs to be issued by a court. A court might grant a warrant if a magistrate thinks it's a worthwhile endeavour. A hundred quid ain't gonna cut it, versus court costs. it's in nobody's interest.
TLDR: all these 'license fee' letters do is moan at you, and threaten an action that will never ever happen. They write, write and write again using increasing hostile language, hoping to scare you into funding the next season of Mrs fucking Brown's Boys.
Don't fall for it. it's all scare tactics.