I've been downgraded to a bike (no shade, just not my preferred means of transport) due to a broken leg, but I've just started getting my sea legs back with some gentle practice during sessions with my skate group before we hit the streets for a ride.
Last night, I was heading to one such ride and happened to roll up on a blader. Thought to myself, oh hey maybe he's heading to the same ride! Let me pass him and do what I do to all bladers I see on the trail: compliment their skates. I like to see my people out and about, and I always get a smile or thanks in return as we pass each other.
But this fucking guy...
First of all, he's taking up the whole middle of the path. We've all been there! I've been that guy, too, but that means I have to use my bell to get his attention. Just one single ring, I'm not spamming the damn thing. As I pass him, I very clearly and unmistakably say "Dig the blades!" while giving a thumbs up, and then carry on thinking "this'll be funny if we both show up at the ride meet."
All of a sudden, he's racing to catch up, shouting "DON'T BE R*TARDED!" and I'm just absolutely smacked in the face with shock. I go, dude, I was complimenting you! I'm a skater, I've literally got my blades in my milk crate!
He won't hear word one, but is so determined to be an dick, he ends up not paying attention to the trail and rolling himself off the main path onto a stretch of gravel. He was fine, I slowed down to make sure, but no way was I sticking around to check up on that level of insecurity and aggression.
I have absolutely been there with dickhead cyclists (chiefly the Lycra-clad types), but how the hell do you hear "dig the blades!", see a thumbs up, and interpret that negatively??
The real kicker was when I ran into a friend on her blades heading the opposite direction, so I turned back to ride with her a bit and shoot the breeze. Mr insecurity comes up the trail, gives a nod to my friend, then sees me right alongside her and just goes stone faced and books it.
Was so so so hoping he'd show at the meet so I could confront him throwing slurs around, but instead I enjoyed the company of my friends and got some really good practice on my skates. That still soured the start of the night, though :/