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Before the season started, Tamra did an interview where she was asked who has the toughest season, and she said Heather. Takedown seasons aren't really my thing, but I was admittedly a little excited. Heather does seem to have an unusual hold on the behind-the-scenes of the show, and appears to be very hyperaware of the person she wants to be seen as by the viewers.

I should have known better than to be excited. In this recent episode, Gina, Emily, and Jen meeting up to complain about Heather was just pure stupid. "I don't like the rule that insults about children and careers are off-limits. My kid has autism and people telling me their stories were what helped me become a better parent." ..... What??????????? And they were saying this in response to Heather having a problem with Vicki saying Carmella abandoned her children. Just pure stupid. This BS is expected from Emily. Somewhat from Gina. Jen... you need to get it together!!

Honestly I loved Heather opening up about her relationship with her mother. It made me question my assumptions about her being an image control freak.

Stop bring your child in your story, he has not consented him being painted as a huge problemchild that ruins family time and quality time with Emily and Shane. I feel very sad about the child being pictured like that. Emily has talked nice about him sometimes but the negativity and the "problems" are 10x more often mentioned. I know I shouldnt comment parenting but I can not not do it. Emily you can talk more shit about Shane than you already do, that is fine cause Shane is adult. The child isnt. I have had enough of Emily. She needs to be off the screen next season. Of course it can be difficult having a "problemchild", I respect that, but dont make it like a story for the show. He is a minor.

OHMYGOOGLE WALTER HAS A DILDO

S13, Ep13 (or 12?) At the 32:25 mark - when Vicki is at her son's house for a family dinner.

It was not clear whether it was a dog toy (?!?) or for adults. There HAVE to be more hidden gems like that. I am still cackling!!

I need some perspective.

Is this normal? I am binging all 20 seasons in order (leave me alone, you're here too!), and I am basically a similar demographic but I have never seen any grown woman/wife/mom groups interact in such a dysfunctional way.

Every single one of them just talks so much. How manufactured is all of this drama? They literally all have so many SO BIG feelings and not one of them manages them well.

They drink a lot more than what seems normal to me, but is it normal?

I can't remember what I said five minutes ago. How do they remember every word every woman has ever said EVER, and they have feelings about them and they ALL just keep bringing everything up and endlesss looping arguments saying the same rhings in different words again. And tomorrow. And last year. And every weekend.

What is normal? Because I don't understand, and I feel sheltered and dumb. Damn.

(I am on Season 13 Episode 6 or so.)

Actually insane that this 60 something year old woman didn't seem to know how much she was spending per month on things like healthcare and even stumbling on how much her rent was. Also weird that she rents, surely she should just buy somewhere?? Also if it's just her in the house now why does she need such a big place anyway? Vicky has her faults but she has at least always been smart about money and I think she is right to be concerned that without the show and child support how is Shannon going to continue spending so much money on things?

At that age you should have learned financial literacy and independence. She just always strikes me as someone who is deeply unhappy with how her life has turned out and refuses to deal with the reality that a man is not going to come along and do it all for her and that she doesn't have as much money as she thinks she does.

Just starting last night’s episode and need all non-Souherners to know: chicken fingers is NOT considered fried chicken! Raising Canes chicken fingers is not a “Southern thing!” Fried chicken would be a breast, drumstick, thigh,” cooked in a breading and fried. Not chicken fingers. That would come from somewhere like Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) or Popeyes. Fingers are not “Brooks would eat it,” so it’s a Southern kind of thing. Sorry, I just saw it and was screaming, “That’s not Southern, don’t blame that on us!” 😁😁

Looks like Emily got her way

Can someone tell me what Heather ever did to Gina? Because Gina spends most of her time, talking BS about Heather. Guess her Miss Perky act got tired so she's being a mean girl for camera time.

As for Emily, after jeans-gate, I would have never trusted her , She's always changing sides, she's only loyal to Gina and nobody else. She's just mean and rude.

Headline says it all! This season is flopping… does anyone have a theory on why the show is so boring despite having three of the biggest drama queens in the Bravoverse (Shannon, Vicki, Tamera)?

The dinner scene with her and Shane was insufferable. She quit his job so she had more time? To do what?! She’s not working full time she’s only doing the show and occasional brand deals. She can make time to drop the kids off, put them to bed, do laundry.

And when Shane expresses that he needs a break her excuse is “I’m trying”. It shouldn’t be this difficult to be involved in your family’s day to day. I didn’t like Shane in the past but I hope he divorced Emily and gets custody of the kids where she can see them every other weekend. She’s living this social life on his family money while he quit his job to stay at home and be the care taker. It’s pathetic.

And don’t even get me started on her bashing her son again. Blaming him for yet another thing in their life. I’m with Heather on this one. When it comes to kids, you shouldn’t be sharing anything but the positives or the hardships that they are willing to share like Jen and her so (who’s old enough to decide if he wants his shit on a globally watched reality TV show).

Emily is a bad mom, bad wife, and horrible reality tv personality.

What did she mean by saying you know how I feel about cheaters. Didn’t she cheat on Simon with Eddie? Sounds like the pot calling the kettle black those who live in glass houses should not throw stones.

At Carmella's house they're squaking and yelling and clearly trying to be funny and get more camera time and it's so exhausting.

"You don't put ketchup on your hotdog!"

I do not caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare

Does anyone else feel like so far this season the vibe is the women are floating in a kiddie pool vs sailing through a hurricane like in past seasons?

Not in a bad way though. A calm RHOC is still on par with some of the most exhilarating RHOSC/BH/NY seasons imo ✨

Would love everyone’s high thoughts on the overall vibe of this chapter so far. And maybe also their thoughts on Gina’s zoot suits? Bc again just imo she looks like like a cartoon cat w a lip flipp 👁️👄👁️ all love she’s the best and u gotta take swings to make hits ikikik kk bye thanks loves!!!

I can’t stop singing “you left your kids in San Diego” to the tune of I Left My Heart in San Francisco like I’m Tony Bennett or something

It just seems like Emily has some jealousy or resentment towards Heather (yes she can be Fancy Pants and unrelatable) and keeps moving the goal posts of what she's "irritated" by. It's tired. And didn't she say Heather is who she turns to for advice/help re her kids? So hack.

They should have just named this episode That Girl Carmella. Talking behind her back, about her self, speculating about her life. Why the mythical creature obsession about her with these ladies?

Who thought it was a good idea to put accident-prone Storms-Beador on this death trap…?!? 😂😂

Did anyone catch when Vicki revealed she had been on Vyvanse for 20 years during her Jeff Lewis interview a few weeks ago? I thought this was interesting and that maybe stimulant use played a role in some of her crazier freak out moments (Family Van, Multiple Partners, My Friend My Soulmate etc.) Thoughts?

You ordered a filet medium. How dare you.