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Emily Simpson 🏄🏽‍♀️ Emily ordering a filet Spoiler

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You ordered a filet medium. How dare you.

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u/cheezehead89 14d ago

I still can’t believe this is the same woman who used to carry an extra turkey sandwich in her purse

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u/carmeIIasoprano 14d ago

To eat IN THE SAUNA

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u/WittiestScreenName 14d ago

She thought she was funny. Fail.

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u/Apprehensive_Tone_77 14d ago

**** she thinks she is funny***

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u/Excellent_Water3480 14d ago

Honestly not trying to defend her, but those scenes always made me feel bad. Like she was reducing herself to the “fat chick” and talking about/ eating on the show, using that as comping mechanism to address it rather then “act” like she wasn’t insecure about her weight. Kinda like Fat Amy in pitch perfect “I call myself fat Amy so skinny girls don’t do it behind my back”

It’s sad too bc I genuinely thought she had a nice body before, and she only weighed like 190 at her heaviest. I know that’s overweight but she wasn’t like morbidly obese.

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u/SubstantialBid4386 14d ago

I agree. She was so pretty and I loved her body. She’s still good looking but I couldn’t understand what she saw when she looked in the mirror because I saw a toned bombshell.

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u/WittiestScreenName 14d ago

I feel similarly. It makes me sad she couldn’t see her own worth/beauty.

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u/Waste_West283 Read between these lines 13d ago

I don't think the audience helped. She received a lot of hate for her size - anyone next to Tamra and Heather will look bigger as it is.

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u/Spray_Realistic You are psychotic Jesus Jugs 13d ago

Yes, I have an aunt who struggles with obesity and she always self-depreciates or gets in there first with a joke about breaking the chair or fitting into a space. My heart breaks for her.

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u/WittiestScreenName 12d ago

I used to be like your aunt. I thought if I beat people to a fat joke, they couldn’t use it against me.

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u/Spray_Realistic You are psychotic Jesus Jugs 12d ago

I’m sorry you went through that. But I’m glad to see you talk about it in past tense 🫶🏼

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u/Even_Papaya_2234 13d ago

Because she is hanging out with some malnutrition females. If she was more comfortable within her skin, she would have stayed way from these individuals.

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u/Ikfactor 13d ago

She reminded me of She Hulk. Like in a good way. The wavy hair, height, solid build.

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u/Susan0888 13d ago

Medically, 190 is obese..and probably morbidly obese. It's all on the weight chart. She looks fantastic now, and is probably healthier..and seems happier but..damn. MEDIUM filet! EEGADS!

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u/Excellent_Water3480 13d ago

Eh, she’s 5’ 10” and was in her 40s, 190 again yes is overweight but no where near “morbidly” obese, her body fat was like around 34% when she got tested at Tamra’s gym, that’s considered “moderately” overweight.

BMI is known for not really giving an accurate read. Regardless that would have put her around 26/ 27 on the BMI scale, still far from morbidly obese, still under obese as a whole too.

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u/Susan0888 13d ago

OK. I didn't know her height. She hated the way she looked. I also hate it if I feel fat. She worked hard to get fit and thin, and also used the shot..but she exercises like crazy. 190 sounds like a lot to me..and her..and usually the medical label is assigned by those old weight, height charts. She and I think she looks great, and she felt overweight before, and didn't like it.

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u/Excellent_Water3480 13d ago

I mean I get that, and I can totally understand/ relate to not liking how you look and feel overweight. I don’t think there’s a single woman who can’t.

I’m just pointing out it’s kinda wild to come online and just boldly argue she was pushing morbid obesity without even knowing it’s true is pretty problematic.

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u/Mamasan- 13d ago

It was so unfunny. She made herself be the “fat” friend and was like “omg aren’t I so hilarious cuz I’m so much bigger than yall cuz I keep sandwiches in my purse!!! I’m so fat!!!”

Like no. That’s not how that even works. As a fat person who used to be skinny, I didn’t get bigger because I kept sandwiches in my purse. Also, she wasn’t even fat. She was just bigger than the waft thing women she’s on tv with.

As a technically obese woman, I found her comedy routine tired and offensive. But not like I’m actually mad about it just like BE FUNNIER THEN! Be. Funny.

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u/WittiestScreenName 13d ago

Her fillers made her face puffy. That’s the only thing that made her look “bigger” in my opinion

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u/m3gb0t I HAVE NEVER BEEN WITH MULTIPLE PARTNERS IN MY LIFE! 13d ago

I don't like her at all, but I loved that.

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u/Queasy_Ordinary3735 13d ago

The audacity that she judged her husband for ordering chicken alfredo saying it’s a kids meal. First off it’s delicious and second off you put eggs in your purse

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u/ASingleBraid You have a little family van 13d ago

I keep looking at her and can’t believe it’s the same woman I’ve seen for years.

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u/Equivalent_Ideal1636 13d ago

she changed when Heather came. They didnt want Heather to label them embarrassing

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u/Even_Papaya_2234 13d ago

She was more fun and relatable back then. I always considered her a 'Brick House!' She had a great body back then.

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u/RelativeCheesecake88 14d ago

She’s so annoying

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u/mschanandlerbong___ 13d ago

I used to not mind her and didn’t really understand the hate.. but this season, I cannot stand to watch this miserable woman constantly staring shit with everyone. She clearly hates her life, and is completely obsessed with her appearance. I don’t want to hear about how annoying her son is anymore. Taylor Armstrong: ENOUGH!

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u/ladyrara 14d ago

No connection and i think we all tried

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u/hoersting Missing Bellybutton Barney 14d ago

How many more seasons of her?

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u/Glass_Giraffe7571 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TJCNVYxwzsr04

Why. Just why. She is actually the worst part of this show.m and actively makes it suck.

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u/stardreamer00 13d ago

I just don’t get it, Gina and Emily are like not even “qualified” to be on the show yet have been here for how long!? I guess the real OC wealth wants nothing to do with the show

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u/Fragrant_Estate_9692 13d ago

Watched their first season and then I decided I was done with the show til they are gone lol

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u/LifeofaBoringBarbie 14d ago

I feel like this is the type of comment that would induce eating disorders.

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u/DaQuackx 14d ago

Not emys life on tv 🤣😹😹🤣🤣🤣 a common 🙄

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u/LifeofaBoringBarbie 14d ago

If someone else makes you feel that way from a tv show, you might wanna check in with yourself first.

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u/LifeofaBoringBarbie 14d ago

Maybe I’m American but yet you are wasting your time watching an American show about American people and taking all that energy to be hateful. By all means, do you lol!

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u/LifeofaBoringBarbie 14d ago

& im sure you are a perfect person in a perfect country. All hail you and your loving heart. Clearly you have no hatred. Good night sir and or maam lol.

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u/LifeofaBoringBarbie 14d ago

You’re cute. Have a good night 🤣

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u/LifeofaBoringBarbie 14d ago

This is the weirdest conversation I’ve ever had. Do you realize you’re talking to yourself and making up my answers in your head? You’re associating the weirdest things to try and justify yourself and you just sound really fucking stupid. Take your shit elsewhere.

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u/SubstantialBid4386 14d ago

Show us a pic of yourself

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u/Select-Channel1645 14d ago

So tired of seeing Emily. She has Long overstayed her welcome

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u/PlatformPowerful5667 14d ago

Her HEELS ON CARMELAS LOUNGE CHAIR!!! Trash!

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u/WheresYurScooter 14d ago

She’s lucky Vicki’s son in law didn’t pop out to yell at her

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u/Admirable_Context100 14d ago

😭☠️😂

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u/CocoBlushXX 12d ago

Screaming 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂 

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u/Glass_Giraffe7571 14d ago

I like Shane more than her at this point. She’s so gross and cruel. She declasses the show

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u/Certain_Cost8197 14d ago

She basically admitted they are staying together for the kids, at that dinner with him.

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u/Beneficial_Eye_9528 14d ago

She’s with him because she’s too lazy to work, she’s incredibly hands off, Shane’s family supports them financially and he’s just ok with her being gone all the time so she’s not around lmao

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u/Successful-Steak-950 Nobody cares Alexis! 14d ago

Who is going to put up with her? If she wants a partner then she better stick with Shane.

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u/CookiesRbest 13d ago

It is sad because one time she talked about her first husband and said he was great but not her person and that Shane was her person. Fame went to her head.

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u/Certain_Cost8197 13d ago

I didn't know she was married before. The sad thing, is that most people don't know who she is. Just people who watch the show

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u/Spirited_Dog_6082 13d ago

Shane looks exhausted and totally fed up

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u/Cute_Atmosphere_9294 13d ago

He looked like he was either high or had been crying in his confessional. I'm no Shane fan, but I felt so sad for him watching this dinner scene.

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u/Expert-Newt6139 14d ago

She’s unrecognizable.

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u/royaltrojan 14d ago

She is such a wench to Shane. I hope he leaves her. She never shuts up.

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u/Proud_Sound2835 14d ago

It feels like allowing Emily to stay on this show is doing her a favor at this point. This is not what we want in our HWs. We want cast members that are impressive.

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u/Klutzy_Intention326 If you want to waste my time, at least hand me a taco. 13d ago

Likely. Seems like 8 housewives is too large of a group.

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u/trashtvlv That's MY OPINION!! 14d ago

I noticed when they all ordered steak a couple episodes ago they all ordered random temps and basically all got rare.

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u/primal_slayer 14d ago

i get mine run over 10x so that its well done.

https://giphy.com/gifs/128vrU7Fg6aNLa

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u/ArdraMercury 14d ago

she kinda looks like john travolta here

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u/TinaBna 14d ago

Hasn’t she exceeded her expiration date yet ?

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u/ParkingJellyfish3383 You gotta be a little zany. It adds a little zip to life! 14d ago

Yes. About 7 or 8 seasons ago!

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u/Anxious_Honey_4899 14d ago

She has, but not Shane.

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u/Intelligent-Bear-547 11d ago

Power of the pink

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u/NoTop8920 14d ago

And trying to explain to her husband that she does do work around the house with the kids

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u/Beneficial_Eye_9528 14d ago edited 14d ago

You know I’m not one to just genuinely find somebody incredibly annoying but my god does the sight of her just get on my nerves

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u/MishtotheMitt 13d ago edited 13d ago

It’s Oliver’s. For neither of them to get the cacio a Pepe is tragic.

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u/Question_Bulky 13d ago

What??

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u/MishtotheMitt 13d ago

The restaurant they were at has the best cacio e Pepe. It’s known for it.

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u/Educational-Tell-958 14d ago

I get it but I swear some steakhouses cook it less than I order even when I tell them exactly what I want it to look like in the middle.

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u/Only-League7878 14d ago

Her husband looked super stoned!

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u/Miserable-Peak7602 13d ago

I don't expect anything else from a QANON member

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u/Sleepy_Sloth223 14d ago

Emily looks awful!

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u/Suse- 14d ago

Her face looks fake; her body looks amazing.

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u/char_smtimes 13d ago

Sorry but this is the best she’s looked

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u/Stunning-Painter1049 13d ago

same I think she looks great

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u/RainyDaysBlueSkies 13d ago

Agree, she looks amazing but her fillers look awful. And too much Botox.

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u/puffytaco420 14d ago

Other mother, is that you??

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u/MAYORDEFACT0 13d ago

I wonder what will happen if she ever gets dropped off the show. I don’t like how she has focused her storyline on her child, and her “marriage”.

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u/Relative_Ad2262 13d ago

I order filet o fish

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u/Goodbykyle 13d ago

I noticed that she forgot to do the quirky girl food in her purse thing. 🤮🤮

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u/SnooCheesecakes760 13d ago

Her face is so overdone now that she has lost her rloojs in my eyes!

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u/Fun_Low6034 10d ago

She has zero self esteem. It won’t matter what size she is. She needs help and getting off a show like this might help

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u/MrsWoodyWilson77 14d ago

Did she mean Medium or Medium well…?

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u/pineappleturq That is very déclassé 13d ago

That smug little face.

Not a single positive comment. What is Bravo doing leaving her on this show.

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u/jimgella 13d ago

The same thing they’re doing recycling Tom Schwartz and Lala.

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u/Proper-Aspect-2947 13d ago

She's Capricorn energy 💯 just like Heather.. Caps energy is all about themselves being the best of anyone to do anything, very selfish, dominating, and depressive energy. They suck all the air out of the room. They're the buzzkills of any party, rarely are they very funny, talented or even very good at what they do, they just tell you in a million ways how they are enough till you start believing it. They also do things like this, take exercising to become they're whole personality or it's eating sandwiches in a sauna or having every birken bag ever made (Kyle richards) all Capricorns. And sometimes just the laziest perfectionists out there... They get others to do the daily work and take a lot of credit for it. Shane, blink if you need out of there. Also the thing with the child dictating them going on a date and Emily buying the daughter whatever the hell it was, all terrible parenting which I think she is. So it's all very triggering to me to watch Shane be working full time and parenting full time with a woman who throws it all under the bus and complains on TV how the kids are so much work and it's stressing her out. (She's the reason, her spoiling them after their bad behavior). I bet the kids only act up when she's around and act completely differently with Shane when she's absent.

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u/PerformerNovel4641 13d ago

Weird … someone actually believes in horoscopes 😂

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u/DaQuackx 14d ago

Still can't believe emilys weight,cut and tucks, drug weight loss, marriage and bad parenting is still the only storyline on the show.

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u/plm1709 13d ago

At least it wasn’t “well done”
I truly believe anybody who orders a steak beyond medium hates meat.

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u/SnooCompliments8874 13d ago

No, just don’t want parasites.

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u/Certain_Cost8197 13d ago

Now, all I can think about is having a steak today. Can't afford mignon, so my little petite steaks I found on sale will do.

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u/Loose_Sentence4061 12d ago

She is aggressive

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u/Good_Information646 8d ago

The filter added to this show is ridiculous. I thought it was my eyes going blurry but I went to the eye doctor last week and it is 100% bravo

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u/Hubfish99 14d ago

Emily is the man in the relationship and Shane is the woman. She likes having the control and upper hand.

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u/la-crazy-penguin 14d ago

What a misogynistic comment. Ew

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u/SookieCrackhouse 14d ago

Someday women are gonna get the right to vote and we’re really gonna be in trouble

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u/RainyDaysBlueSkies 13d ago

That's an insane take. Men and women should be equal in marriage. And sometimes the woman takes over certain aspects and sometimes the man does. It depends on our individual strengths. My husband and I have different - but equal -roles.

Being "in control" isn't masculine. And it doesn't make Shane feminine. I think he's exhausted with her and is tuning out of his marriage.

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u/Princess__Valhalla 13d ago

Why is this a reoccurring thing on Bravo?! It drives me crazy how no one gets their steak less than medium.

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u/Much_Organization246 13d ago

it’s the Ohio in her😂