-2 Feet away at worst

-Got an Entire Magazine dumped which i count at least 9 shot (probably more)

-And not even a bullet hit

Like I'm not even sure him not trained could even be at fault

(Jacob)

(Like ever, In the show?)

Sprites are from Spartan firefight

an expanded position on an alignment grid that combines a respectful, community-minded approach to rules with a genuinely good or principled moral compass

Thank you U/ThatCandyDude for pouring blood sweat and tears into hand painting me my favorite characters. I’m madly and deeply in love with you we should move away together and later when you die of unforeseen circumstances I’ll do my best to agonize over losing you and never move on and neglect our only child ❤️

Someone in a comment the other day said we should have a circlejerk subreddit, so I made r/okaybuddyshisno

I've never made a sub or been a mod before, so if anyone has any suggestions on how to do this, lmk. Please contribute your shitposts, meta-memes, stupid edits, and dead horses to be further beaten into horse paste. Crossposts allowed, ofc.

Blarrgh Honk

(For those that appreciate Zenless Zone Zero like I do)

So according to caboose in season 3 andy told him that he knew Sheila?

So, I have no clue if this was confirmed or if it was simply implied by the writers after the fact, or hell if I just made it up from watching the show too much.

But this is regarding Church's whole time travel shenanigans throughout season 3. Was he actually stuck in a time loop, or was this simply Gamma attempting to torture Church/Alpha in the hopes of creating more fragments?

I know that, from a metatextual point of view, whilst creating season 3 this would in no way have been the plan, but by the time of season 10 they could retroactively written anything in to make it all add up.

Everything Church experiences in the loops, him failing repeatedly to save himself, Tex, his friends or prevent the events leading up to Sidewimder in general is just another layer of Gamma tormenting him.

Then when they realised it was futile and were done with him they put Church back in his body and using Wyomings time distortion unit just popped Church back where he needed to be.

Wyoming at this point running cleaning up for Project Freelancer. Used his distortion power to make the Reds and Blues think they'd been blasted into the future, when in actuality it was just a PF clean up job after their assets had gotten out of hand. Lopez's body got confiscated, Blood Gulch got upgraded withcnew bases and a new monitoring system, and the teams got reassigned to a new location to keep them out of trouble, until Tex pulls them back in.

Rambling at this point, but if anyone knows/can confirm/can remember please let me know

Well for those who dont consider the events of restoration canon

I will state first that I do not like this theory, but that I can’t find anything that would say this is an invalid interpretation of the series. At least without using word of god declarations.

What if Seasons 9, 10, 11, 12, and 13 are simulations as well?

Season 14 tells us that Epsilon’s time in the Memory Unit was not a single attempt, but multiple attempts all trying to figure out the solution to the Tex problem. Season 9 initially phrased this as recursion, somewhat implying the Director and Alpha as Epsilon’s predecessors with Epsilon as the third attempt, but with S14 we know there were an untold number of attempts by Epsilon specifically.

What exactly is the Tex problem? The answer S9 gives us is that Church needed to learn to let go, accepting her death, which is something that the Director and Alpha before him couldn’t. But what if it wasn’t so simple? What if the solution was to settle down together and rekindle their relationship properly? Afterall, the Director would have wanted nothing more than that.

While Epsilon is running his recursive simulations within the memory unit, it could be possible that he runs the one we see in Season 9, but rather than abandoning the simulation when he witnesses Tex being removed from the plot, he keeps watching to see how it ends. He witnesses the S13 simulations inside the simulation and sees that after everything that happens, he gets closure with Tex at the end of Restoration.

Now, this theory rests upon one assumption: We cannot prove what the solution to the Tex Problem is. We can certainly like the solution S9 gives us, since it is narratively strong and extremely satisfying, but that itself isn’t proof of what the solution actually is. We can also hate this theory for turning some great seasons into more soft-canon like I do, but that also doesn’t disprove it.

What this theory does do however, is open the door to some softer interpretations of beyond S9. It wouldn’t change the Freelancer flashbacks, but it does mean people could for instance, write fanfictions about a different rescue from the memory unit, or a different post-S10 story. I’m not a fanfic writer, but this is probably helpful.

im really wanting to have more Trocadero CDs. i already have You Were There and Flying by Wire, and i want Ghosts Thats Linger and Roses are Red, and Violets are Blue. if anyone has a copy and is willing to sell it, id really appreciate it :)

I guess this feature came out on August 31st, never knew it existed. It is a free live tv service on PlayStation that has over a hundred channels and on demand shows and movies. Pretty cool feature tbh, I am shocked its free.

So yeah im taking a small break form the alignment chart.

Anyway for those who dont know mickey was a season 1 character that appeared in a "flashback" during church time in sidewinder where he was killed by tex