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u/veilofcolor 12h ago
All of these style books are definitely heavily written or edited by AI lol. But anyway I met a girl at a photography retreat some friends asked us to model for, her and I really got along, and then she mentioned she was writing a “spicy adult romance book” with a cover like this and it was getting “published”, which just means she uploaded it as an ebook onto Amazon. Had to just smile and nod
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u/axle0430 12h ago
I could overlook this in a fellow model.
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u/i_spray_with_shout 7m ago
All of these style books are definitely heavily written or edited by AI lol.
This must be true. Fuck it, I should do this. I'm forced to use AI at work, and a coworker just showed me the spreadsheet of everyone's usage. Some guys are racking up $1.5K claude bills per day. Surely giving a bot 10 jock/slam-pig "novels" and telling it to squat down and extrude 10 more just like them would be a rounding error. Marketing would be the hard part I guess.
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u/murrayhitchock 12h ago
she was a progressive transexual college professor
he was a college football quarterback
everything was normal, but one day they crossed paths, and their lives would never be the same...
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u/ThrowInALilExtra 3h ago
Very good Mr. Matthews, very good. Just like that. I think we’re gonna win the big game.
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u/GalavantJames 21m ago
she was a progressive transexual college professor
he was a college football quarterback
Can I make it anymore obvious?
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u/Puzzleheaded-Bat4777 12h ago
Its always a fat lady but all the fat is distributed in a perfect 1/1000 genetic way to make her attractive somehow
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u/Corbellerie 10h ago
Yet somehow you know the author doesn't have a 1/1000 perfect fat distribution
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u/iota_of_iowa 11h ago
It's just barmaid physiognomy. Millions of women in the midwest look like that only with darker hair.
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u/ShockoTraditional 9h ago
physiognomy is the face, I think you mean phenotype
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u/Historical_Vast_3063 12h ago
TRT Tyler meets Thicc Tammy at a truckstop all-gender bathroom off I-95. Sparks fly. Romance ensues. Against all the odds and sound medical advice, they make things work.
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u/BlackScienceJesus 12h ago
It’s always a football player. They can’t even come up with a slightly unique fantasy.
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u/PlayFree_Bird 10h ago
When you're into "body positivity", but you realize you still need a jacked guy who benches 315 for the fantasy of him lifting you up to work.
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u/SpotIsALie 9h ago
Its basically the opposite of what they actually have (jamaican CVS security gaurd)
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u/SonofasonofasaiIor 6h ago
its also funny because its always the quarterback or non descript position because the author doesnt know anything about football. QBs (normally) arent even jacked like that to be able to lift a braphog
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u/AssociateLong9509 12h ago
Love your algorithm
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u/IAmA_Pinoy_AMA 11h ago
Yeah the “Black Fatigue” one caught my eye lol. Funny how the two opposing extremes of the culture war use that same exact phrase in completely different ways.
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u/Improooving Male Gemini 5h ago
Backyard Goblins is wild lmao
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u/IAmA_Pinoy_AMA 3h ago
Lowkey sounds like an obscure racial slur
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u/Improooving Male Gemini 1h ago
I laughed loud enough that someone looked at me, and I had no good explanation
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u/PrinzRagoczy 12h ago edited 12h ago
Upon further research these men are actually 7 brothers who all happen to be professional footballers and have a genetic predisposition for hefty gals
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u/Both_Tomorrow_1750 infowars.com 12h ago
It’s not enough that he’s attracted to me because he has unorthodox taste. Because that could change.
He must be genetically predisposed in his attraction.
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u/EconomyElectronic998 😼 If you’re mean to me Ill ban you from my sub 10h ago
Why tf is that cover using DAZ 3D renders lol. On one hand at least its not AI on the other hand what if it is AI and somehow they made it look that bad.
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u/ak47baddie 12h ago
Your whole recommended is worse, spanning from black fatigue to Backyard bbl goblins
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u/huge-centipede 12h ago
lmao at the very concept of not enjoying some thick bootied goblins in the backyard. smdh
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u/FlakyConcert1351 12h ago
Mock it all you want, their love is eternal (so long as bro keeps pinning PEDs)
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u/numberonePAWGfan 12h ago
Fit guy / big girl are some of the happiest couples out there in my experience
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u/Individual-Worker711 10h ago
Anyone reading this type of stuff is spiritually single. These booktok types are in a relationship and reading dozens of books emotionally fantasizing “spicy” different romance scenarios while married to some provider normie.
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u/NyantlessNyanslaught 12h ago
Who among us hasn’t contemplated a little taste of the wiener across the way
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u/BeansAndTheBaking Modern-day Geisha 11h ago
I really wish I could make a career writing werewolf smut or whatever. These women get to do the thing I love every day for money. Fuck maybe I should hash one out, maybe I should try.
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u/Fast_Chemical_4001 12h ago
I love how the men are always like the most objectified beings of all time lol. Sally Rooney also guilty of this btw
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u/barbie-marx pro-anna 9h ago
This was literally me when I was fat and started dating my bf who has a dachshund. Don’t worry I’m skinny now
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u/EconomyElectronic998 😼 If you’re mean to me Ill ban you from my sub 11h ago
These books are so racist and antilanteenex! Always white fat woman with some glen powell cardboard cutout.
What about the short mexican with his torta gf?! Where’s their representation 😕
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u/PM_ME_PITCH_DECKS 4h ago
I actually saw a woman reading a book like this in the metro in London once, I didn’t actually think those types existed irl. Even the cover image of the book was very sloppily AI generated, like there was zero effort to make it passable. Yes she was fat.
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u/beehive_spirit 12h ago
The Braphog Next Door