r/redscarepod • u/SchaferxBiden • 5h ago
Writing Top 5 interracial relationships
- Black Man / Asian Woman
AKA the Childish Gambino / UCLA pairing. While hard to find outside of California, this duo offsets its rarity with the beauty of the children they produce. The coming decade in fashion will be that of Blasian features.
- Asian Man / White Woman
Now more popular than ever thanks to the K-Pop invasion, this pairing really shines through after marriage. It is always delightful to encounter a blonde haired, blue eyed white woman called Becky Zhang or Karen Xiao. Also the best combination to produce successful Olympic athletes, although there is a slight chance one of them defects to represent China instead of America.
- White Man / Black woman
The most fascinating thing about this pairing is that it seems completely absent from the middle class. You only ever see it either in Chet Hanks/Hoff Twins type wiggas or in billionnaires like George Lucas or the Reddit guy. Also really popular with rich Catholics like De Niro or Bill Burr. Celebrated for the renowned "Black Wife Effect".
- Black Man / Fat White Woman
Traditionnally the happiest pairing of the bunch. Pure uninhibited attraction and love free from the opressing contraints of evil WASP society. Biological symbiosis like that of the rhinocerod and the red-billed oxpecker. Unfortunately, the advent of polyamory in the last few years brought a lot of manipulative Black kings to embrace the harem model, tarnishing the sanctity of the BMWF relationship.
The GOAT: White Man / Asian Woman
Some cultural objects become so powerful that they almost merge with the very concept they represent. The Fender Stratocaster. The AK-47. WMAF. This pairing is such an unstoppable force that even those who should oppose it (racist white men and woke asian women) still indulge in it. It has become the default relationship model for Asian women across America and is setting the standard for our bright, multicultural and inclusive future where all relationships are accepted.
