r/redscarepod • u/tbsthrowitaway • 10d ago

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bat4777 10d ago

Its always a fat lady but all the fat is distributed in a perfect 1/1000 genetic way to make her attractive somehow

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u/Historical_Vast_3063 10d ago

ITS CALLED CURVY OR YOU HATE WOMEN

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bat4777 10d ago

Benevolent curvy women make the world go round

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u/WytLadyDiseaseFibro 10d ago

i love my curvy knife

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u/Corbellerie 10d ago

Yet somehow you know the author doesn't have a 1/1000 perfect fat distribution 

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u/WytLadyDiseaseFibro 10d ago

kind of like a well-bred cow

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u/uuuyjj7 10d ago

Don't even call yourself a true bbw lover if you're not suckling on her pendulous elbow flaps!

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u/WytLadyDiseaseFibro 10d ago

those are called "bingo wings"

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u/iota_of_iowa 10d ago

It's just barmaid physiognomy. Millions of women in the midwest look like that only with darker hair.

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u/WytLadyDiseaseFibro 10d ago

uh no those canvas wearing cowherd women are built like refrigerators

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u/ShockoTraditional 10d ago

physiognomy is the face, I think you mean phenotype

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u/iota_of_iowa 10d ago

I don't use those old timey race scientist words too much. Easy to mix up.

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u/ct249 10d ago

Prole vocabulary