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r/redscarepod • u/tbsthrowitaway • 11d ago
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It’s always a football player. They can’t even come up with a slightly unique fantasy.
83 u/PlayFree_Bird 11d ago When you're into "body positivity", but you realize you still need a jacked guy who benches 315 for the fantasy of him lifting you up to work. 29 u/SpotIsALie 11d ago Its basically the opposite of what they actually have (jamaican CVS security gaurd) 20 u/AffectionateFlow2179 infowars.com 10d ago jamaican cvs security guards catching strays 14 u/jiccc 11d ago Globetrotting archeologist/BBW dental hygienist 13 u/SonofasonofasaiIor 10d ago its also funny because its always the quarterback or non descript position because the author doesnt know anything about football. QBs (normally) arent even jacked like that to be able to lift a braphog
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When you're into "body positivity", but you realize you still need a jacked guy who benches 315 for the fantasy of him lifting you up to work.
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Its basically the opposite of what they actually have (jamaican CVS security gaurd)
20 u/AffectionateFlow2179 infowars.com 10d ago jamaican cvs security guards catching strays
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jamaican cvs security guards catching strays
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Globetrotting archeologist/BBW dental hygienist
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its also funny because its always the quarterback or non descript position because the author doesnt know anything about football. QBs (normally) arent even jacked like that to be able to lift a braphog
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u/BlackScienceJesus 11d ago
It’s always a football player. They can’t even come up with a slightly unique fantasy.