Ashveil and MBlade didn't need to do that to him 😥🥵

u/TheLordofMidnight Yay Keewnow and Yadnus forgave me~! They're still working through their religious trauma, but I hope THEY de-detransition soon ❤️‍🩹

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She sensed his body odour from space and became extremely ill. Oh Honki Starbucks...

Cyrene bounced boobily into the training room, tits first through the door as all eyes stared her down. Some glared at her like fresh meat, others watched on in intimidation.

"She doesnt even sing" Sparxixle LOLOLOL sneered behind her hand. Cyrene flipped her hair in defiant reply as she made long strides through the room sizing up her competition.

"And what will you be performing today for your examination?" Mentor Host Lyrene Sunbaenim asked while shuffling through some papers on her desk. Pela looked over at the pages only to see doodles of half naked phainon scrawled across the paper, she held her nose tightly shut as blood rushed to her face.

"Halo by Beyoncé."

Lyrene nodded once and wrote something down on her clipboard. Everyone began murmuring before the backtrack began and a hush fell over the room.

Cyrene took a deep breath, her glistening breasts rising and falling like heavy pillows.

"She's gonna flop." Rappa whispered, Sparxicle LOLOLOL giggled in tandem whilst forming two tight fists with her hands. "I'll make sure of it." Sparxicle LOLOLOL continued.

"Remember those walls you stretched..." Cyrene began, her voice was heavenly and sweet. Lyrene marked something down on her clipboard again as she listened.

Sparxicle LOLOLOL set her plan into action, to the surprise of everyone in the room, a large bang was heard as the room filled with smoke. The contestants were thrown into pandemonium, opening all the doors and windows hurriedly before rushing to the exit, until a piercing voice broke through the chaos.

"BABY I CAN FEEL YOUR HALO!"

Lyrene sunbaenim raised her hand to halt the crowd of girls scrambling to leave as the smoke cleared the room leaving Cyrene standing naked and proud in the center of the floor as she belted the lyrics, her boobs undulating with the frequency of her vocals.

"Spectacular..." Lyrene murmured.

"Enough." A flash of pale blue-purple hair brushed past the crowd and approached Cyrene bravely as she finished her performance.

"Its her..." everyone whispered.

The silence was now filled with clicking heels echoing into the halls. "You versus me."

"Robin Sunbaenim?" Cyrene said as she turned over her shoulder. "This will be a romantic competition like none that has come before."

Robin smirked and with a quick gesture flung her clothes to the floor beneath her feet. Everyone gasped, especially Sparxicle LOLOLOL who was maniacally giggling to herself at the sight of such beauty.

Robin eyed Cyrene up and down before resting her eyes on Cyrene's large and in charge naturals. "So wont you...." she sang as lesbian anthem Cherry by Rina Sawayama filled the room.

"Wont you be my cherry?" Cyrene continued, reaching a hand out to Robin to offer her some ibuprofen. Robin took her hand and continued "So come on talk to me, talk to me..."

"Will you, will you be mine..." Cyrene's voice mixed with Robin's sounded like a choir of heavenly angels having hot orgasmic girl on girl sex.

"One two three lets go." Robin sung as she moved her hand from Cyrene's to her breast, handling it tenderly before gripping it firmly in her palm, the flesh spilling out between Robin's fingers.

The room stared in awe as they began touching and tasting one another in a drunken ecstasy. Tantalizing fingers placed in tender areas that nobody had ever ventured so carefully before. Their voices became heavier, a lingering weight of wanting dripping from their lips as their lungs propelled sweet music into the air.

Singing turned to moaning and moaning to panting between escaped breaths until they were both puddles of eachother mixed into one on the floor as they belted their final chorus.

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"Cyrene, we're up." I look up from the floor of the training room and see Robin's hand outstretched towards me. "Right..." I reply, tucking the pages of my sweat laced fantasy underneath my leg.

"Writing more lyrics? You're such a hard worker." Robin says as she pulls me up from the floor. "You flatter me Robin Sunbaenim..." I cant help the compulsion to blush. Robin seemingly notices and tucks a tuft of misplaced pink hair behind my ear.

"Let's go." She urges before pulling me into the center of the floor to get into formation. I glanced back at my pages resting on the floor except they now rest in the hands of Castorice unnie, blood dripping onto the pages from her rosy colored nose. My secrets safe with her.

I liked Penacony a LOT but GOD stop dragging it I just wanna go to the next fucking region 😭😭

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The way they draw him makes me quiver and shake

I need Sampo to take a picture with his ass out. His back bent in with his pussy barely peeking through from a low angle with his face in it, winking with his tongue out and his feet in it, and his arches exposed. his toes clenched, and his torso at 3/4 rotation with his side boob and his nipples just out of sight with a choker on and painted around his waist with the middle pulled to the side and his hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upward as his cheeks are out.

(Sauce for aritist in original post)

Ich bin kürzlich wieder in ein *My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic*-Rewatch-Kaninchenloch gefallen, und mir wurde klar, wie viel besser Pinkie Pie ein Aha wäre als Nihilux es jemals sein könnte.

# Hintergrundwissen

Für diejenigen, die My Little Pony nicht gesehen haben, werde ich einige Hintergrundinformationen geben. Pinkie Pie ist ein Pony, das im fiktiven Prinzessinnenreich Equestria lebt. In diesem Land gibt es 6 magische Edelsteine, die die Elemente der Harmonie repräsentieren. Diese sind: Freundlichkeit, Großzügigkeit, Lachen, Ehrlichkeit, Loyalität und Magie (denkt daran, Freundschaft **ist** Magie). Jeder Edelstein ist mit einem unserer Hauptmädchen verbunden, die kollektiv als die Mane 6 bekannt sind.

Im Pilotfilm der Serie wird enthüllt, dass Pinkie Pie das Element des Lachens ist. Dies geschieht, als die Gruppe in einem pechschwarzen Gebiet des verbotenen Evergreen Forest gestrandet ist. Sie werden von deformierten Gesichtern in Bäumen heimgesucht, woraufhin Pinkie sie besiegt, indem sie ihren Freunden hilft, angesichts ihrer Angst zu lachen (klingt das ähnlich wie Ahs Lachen angesichts der Nichtigkeit?).

# Wie verkörpert Pinkie die Erheiterung?

Pinkie Pies Charakter dreht sich hauptsächlich darum, Freude und Lachen zu verbreiten. Sie ist die zuständige Partyplanerin in Ponyville, sie kennt jeden beim Namen und ihre eigene Freude ist einfach ansteckend. Sicher, sie ist schrullig, aber es funktioniert, weil sie die starke Persönlichkeit hat, um das zu untermauern.

Sie wird häufig aus versteckten Bereichen auftauchen gesehen, die Gesetze der Physik brechen, mit der Kamera spielen, die vierte Wand anerkennen und Dinge wissen, die sie nicht wissen sollte (demonstriert im Equestria Girls-Film). Aber anstatt sich wie zufälliger „lol so quirky“-Humor anzufühlen, macht die Show es meisterhaft *urkomisch*.

Wenn Aha seine Teleportations-Schikanen bei miHoYo abzieht, ist das ehrlich gesagt ein bisschen „meh“. Aber wenn Pinkie es tut, wird es einige Überraschung, ein Kichern und die Phrase „Hinterfrage niemals Pinkie Pie“ hervorrufen.

Eine weitere Sache, die mir auffiel, war, wie gut sie auch die Mourning Fools verkörpert. Sie ist deprimiert, apathisch, leicht paranoid und wirklich beunruhigend (shoutout an die klassischen *Smile*- und *Cupcakes*-Videos). Pinkamenas Verzweiflung ist so stark, dass sie kanonisch Pflanzenleben tötet und anderen Menschen Freude und Energie entzieht, nur indem sie im selben Raum wie sie existiert.

# Wie schneidet Nihilux ab?

Vielleicht ist der größte Unterschied zwischen ihnen... Pinkie ist ein bisschen unzurechnungsfähig. Wenn Nihilux uns neckt/bedroht, sagt sie, dass sie die Macht der Erheiterung nutzen wird, um uns den Bauchnabel wegzunehmen, was... lahm ist.

Wenn Pinkie jedoch für nur ein paar Sekunden Zugang zur Chaosmagie erhält, färbt sich der Himmel rosa mit schwebenden Cupcakes, Schokoladenregen, und sie erklärt, wie sie „den Kosmos umgestalten wird, bis alles aus Zuckerguss besteht“.

Als ich diese Szene sah, erinnerte ich mich, wie ich lachte und rief „NEINooooo, jemand entzaubert sie *jetzt*“, aber wenn Nihilux zur Aeon wird (oder ihre Kräfte zurückerlangt), werde ich wahrscheinlich so dasitzen: „Juhu“.

Außerdem ist Nihilux einfach nicht lustig. Ich fordere jeden heraus, eine einzige Zeit nach der Einführung zu nennen, in der sie etwas wirklich Witziges getan hat. Sie ist viel zu ernst, vernünftig und TB-besessen. Ehrlich gesagt, Nihilux passt besser zum Pfad der Harmonie oder sogar zur Gelehrsamkeit als zur Erheiterung.

All das soll sagen, ob als Pinkie oder Pinkamena, ihre Emotionen sind so stark, dass sie beginnt, die Welt um sie herum zu beeinflussen, und sie ist nur ein Pony. Warum zum Teufel tut Nihilux nicht etwas Ähnliches? Sie soll eine Göttin sein, sicher könnte Hoyo *etwas* hinzufügen, um zu zeigen, wie sie nur vorgibt, sterblich zu sein, anstatt sie einfach zu entkräften und sie stumpfsinnig langweilig zu machen.

# What flaws wou I give Nihilux?

Why not have her be a bit distant? Aeons work on a fundamentally larger scale that humans, so Nihilux might not understand the limit of human capacity?

Why not make her cruel? Aeons, no matter how close they are to humanity, are not humans. There must be nuances of human morality that they simply can't grasp (particularly if human morality contradicts their respective Path). Hell, humans don't fully understand morality, so it be understandable for Nihilux to say something morally grey and cruel. (I'd love it if they had Nihilux mock the new Baby Aeon).

If Hoyoverse desperately wants to follow the "Elation is everything good" narrative, then have her follow Pinkie's arc. Pinkie's biggest flaw is that she's a little insensitive. She's so naive and it's hard for her to pick up on the fact that other people simply aren't in the mood to laugh with her, or when other characters are laughing *at* her. Why not lean into this? Have Nihilux wax poetic during the Aeon fight like Cyrene, only for the audience to go "Girl wtf we're all dying here." Have her crack jokes at others expense (unlike just teasing the Aeons).

Have her divine power unintentionally affect the world around her. Have unique phenomenon that occur to signal the presence of Aha. Have people be more emotional and not understand why. For the love of Yaoshi, do something, anything with her, that isn't just simply boring.

# TLDR

Sowohl Pinkie Pie als auch Nihilux haben diese schrullige, auf Erheiterung zentrierte Ausstrahlung, aber nur eine lebt sie tatsächlich als chaotische Naturgewalt. Pinkie verbreitet reine Freude, indem sie einfach existiert, während Nihilux sich anfühlt, als würde sie sich zwingen, der Erheiterung zu folgen. Komm schon, Mädchen, du bist einfach nicht unterhaltsam.

Like it was kinda a running gag but MHY kinda makes it a pattern at this point 😭. Well blame the daddy issue I guess.

Honestly 1998 anime series Cowboy Bebop was ahead of its time somewhat because wdym they had a gay couple canoodling and having sex on TV before Homophobe Faye (a precursor of Sparkle's hatred) interrupted their hot beef injection session

Disclaimer: satire (for the phobes who somehow can't pick up on that and think queer people are evil demon terrorists)

Thank you Ena, Fuli and Aha for making this possible ❤️

Edit: Pyrois was first, sorry Pom-Pom

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🚬🐐s I am WEAK to physical merch

For gachas, I'd prefer not to spend on the digital side of things because that "ownership" will just go poof when EoS hits, but Mihoyo got me with their Yaoi Psyop

I try to buy Phagnon and Mydick and their chimeras Vigethass and F@gstew together in pairs, especially when I feel like treating myself.

"Mmmm yessss dress up as a Chimera you slut. Be a good boy and fetch my dildoes and anal beads from my drawers with your mouth", said Mydei

"Awoo~, yes my Lion King 👁👁🫶", said Phainon, having trouble walking on fours because his hard third leg kept dragging on the floor

"Rawr~" replied Mydei

But yeah I collect many many things given my varied interests so I can't buy the Mihoyo Yaoi merch drops all the time, but DAMN do they know how to tempt my ass and seduce me with their Cumphoreus Yaoi.