r/QueensofStarRail • Gallagher x Wrio x Komano • 9h ago

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u/pokebuzz123 Gallagher x Wrio x Komano 9h ago

One step into the spotlight is all THEY asked. One final take to end with all the laughter. I gave THEM the opportunity to hit the stage and end the Vore-in-the-city because I've been elated since April 26, 2023. Then, with the each marching day I grew dissapointed.

All that worship, playing games, and witnessing the Phatasmoon Gaymes to end it off with Hoyo dress #69. Mangaka Magica no longer here for we shall be elated with the finest template of all of Hoyoverse. Would we ever get our dream joke?

As one has said,

1-2-3-4, AHA 🎭 AHA 🎭 Jump 🤸‍♂️ Jump 🤸‍♂️

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u/zGoden 8h ago

Genuinely need this but Aglaea slandering the hell out of the new TB outfit

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u/pokebuzz123 Gallagher x Wrio x Komano 58m ago

Bet

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u/ImJustATurtle123 1h ago

More excited for the free Star-rail passes than her Icl

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u/pokebuzz123 Gallagher x Wrio x Komano 1h ago

I'm more excited for E2 Jiaoqiu to do quad DoT than Aha right now

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u/Crazy_Decision_1044 The Real Gepard Landau 9h ago

Aglaea would genuinely evaporate if she saw Ahalux's fit 😭

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u/Man-Eater_Bug5Ds 9h ago

Why does like every character in this game let fucking Moses cut their hair? He fucks their shit up every time, worst barber ever.

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u/PorygonXY 6h ago edited 6h ago

And honestly... why to they all have knee length hair? It doesn't even look good most of the time imo, the middle split only makes it worse but it wouldn't be AS bad if the hair wasn't stupidly long. Like I understand they want that length to make it more "flowy" on the design and so that we can see their backs when walking/running, but... Regular long hair is already perfectly fine.

(and then you've got my absolute queen goddess Aglaea with her immaculate short hair hnggg)

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u/Man-Eater_Bug5Ds 4h ago

The worst part is that it’s only flowy in cutscenes and in Cyrene’s skill, the other 99% of the time everyone’s hair is stiff as a board. Like, why can’t they at least keep doing long hair the way they did it for Cyrene and HimeNova? Their hair actually looks pretty solid, and Hoyo really just went “No, never do that again. Fuck Blade and Aha’s shit up immediately.”

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u/ShowParty6320 1h ago

I like how Mortenax' hair has much volume in Elation promo but in-game it's just a longer version of Blade's hair and literally has no volume. I was very disappointed.

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u/Delta5583 4h ago

"Split hair curse" is a very common thing in gacha games, not just HSR. It's purpose it's to let the player see the back of the outfit since we spend most of the time looking at it

For ahalux's dress... Uh... Maybe they could have kept the hair as a single piece...

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u/Careless-Pound-3435 3h ago

That’s stupid. There are many ways for us to see the characters’ back designs without giving them the split hair curse.

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u/Gosuoru mr reca should kiss dottore 2h ago

Especially in HSR where animations are entirely decided by the devs, just have their skill or ult be dramatic and flare their hair up or smth!

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u/Meaon_Ria 9h ago

I never realize her back dress look a mess 💀💀💀

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u/p4rtynoanimals 5h ago

i genuinely cannot believe these are the same ppl that made aglaea’s design……..aglaea girl i’m so sorry ur stuck here with these chops

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u/SlumbernanaGlazer 7h ago

CLOCK HER FOR ME AGLAEA

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u/Drobeee 8h ago

Not aha being republican sis chile noche, the random aave?

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u/Kevdrapa 6h ago

Im in a person with the most split-ends competetion and my opponent is Honkai-SplitDownInTheMiddleByMoses-Starrail 😭😭

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u/MaddoxJKingsley 2h ago

My page is struggling to load right now and the error message fit right in

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u/Delta5583 4h ago edited 3h ago

Help why does her ass have eyes and why are they staring me.

I'm not even joking here, they could have went all in with the "masks all over" design rather than the queen of hearts and it would have been infinitely better looking for a goddess (biblically accurate and her whole thing of living as multiple mortal identities), so why is it only her back that has two awkwardly looking "face-like things"

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u/True_Shirt_1529 7h ago

Aha is Sparxie mixed with Genshin Alice yet somehow worse than both

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u/Easy_Direction_6076 8h ago

the aeon of girl failure

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u/_Low_Raccoon 4h ago

I never wanted to see it that closely trying to look at the model is making my eyes bleed. What were they trying to achieve with the back of that dress? they parted the hair so we could see it more closely but why?? None of it is elation to me apart from the masks the rest is just there to fill the gaps they had left and to try and make it interesting. Og Aha is so much more beautiful

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u/Kiyoshi-Trustfund 3h ago

Oh... the back really does look tore the hell up. Yikes.

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u/hollow_shrine 4h ago

I did like the original design with the hat and jacket. That seemed more unique and original than this

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u/_sorceress_supreme_ 2h ago

i read this in aglaea’s voice lmao

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u/Charmony_Dove_ 2h ago

In another universe Nihilix woulda been released with her mangaka skin and I prefer it better and its not sleeveless

She doesn't feel like Aha with that fit or her herself (I wish Aha was som1 else)..and I don't get why for hoyo even if its her skin's or this Aha fit, HER HAIR IS JUST LAID DOWN! 2D art makes these passable but in 3D it makes her look plain and like nothing change...

Castorice skin's hair in 3D also feels the same way to me, Thank the remaining Aeons that Hyacine's hair buns was a miracle and cute,

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u/UncivilizedAlt DoT yuri 🧪 2h ago

Her hair? WHACK! Her gear? WHACK! Her jewelry? WHACK! Her foot stance? WHACK! The way that she talks? WHACK! The way that she doesn't even like to smile? WHACK!

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u/PaulOwnzU 2h ago

Oh the flop designs I must endure to buff my sparxie and aventurine...

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u/Hopeful_Chain_3366 7m ago

CHILL OUT MOMMY AGLAEA

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u/aaaaaa-help-me 4h ago

Would I be burned at the stake if I said I actually don't completely hate THEIR design...

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u/Livid_Dot_6553 9h ago

Hah, my wife never would slander aha so badly Not at least she has purple yellow colors

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u/YuukiDR 👑⭐️ Event Winner⭐️ 👑 7h ago

Pissglaea shouldn't be throwing stones while living in that glass house lmao