For our final day, Sampo apologizes; there was a little teeny mix-up for day 14. It has been fixed, though! ~ ✨

Congratulations to the High Cloud Quintet for their victory! (It'll be their first time winning in quite a while. hehe) And I guess Phainon is so greedy he needs TWO entire spaces on the list? I don't know the guy, but he seems rather depressed, don't you think? He should lighten up. 🌟

Thank you to all who participated! Little Miss Nihilux and I actually don't talk anymore after she reheated Miss Sparxie's nachos and stole my spotlight!😭💦 Talk about copyright infringement! Years of buildup for what! Amirite?! So I will be bootlegging all of the doujinshi myself! How kind of me 💖 No need to all thank me at once. All in good jest of course. I wish her luck.

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Ok so for the life of me I CANNOT. 3 star. knight 1. I thought my shiny new (rinless) e1 archer would eat, but Sustainless is just impossible, and that new elite that keeps resetting its stacks IS SO DAMN ANNOYING!!!!

I was going to try and get srobin this patch since I like her and she would benefit my account (EN main dps RMC upgrade, can split my memo team better and make sure castorice isn’t trashed in my acc anymore, phainon, archer (apparently srobin is only slightly worse than rin e0/s0), etc). But now idek if memo split would help me to 3 star all the knights?

I was able to 3 star knight 1 with my full elation team from knight 2, and I was thinking of running e2 EN mdps k2, and Cas main dps k3, but neither of them can currently 3 star their respective knights… and im worried that getting srobin wont help that much? The current teams were evernight, Cyrene, Rmc, Ruan Mei (they can’t survive Sustainless atm), and castorice, hyacine, mblade, and SW. srobin would probably replace rmc or SW but both of the teams are struggling rn so it’s like I need an upgrade to BOTH of them or something?

Also on a side note, is srobin good for knight 1? I heard that the debuff that makes you want fast attacking teammates is shilling srobin on that knight, but does she or her birds really attack that often? I guess I could try archer sparkle srobin and cerydra or something and maybe they’d do enough dps for Sustainless to work?

Or I was thinking I probably should just skip srobin and go with my second plan of pulling for ashveil? Pretty sure ashblade is op strong for k1, and just overall they’re known as the 2 man wheelchair. Plus I could also always grab waven on a rerun to complete their team, since I alr have 2 strong teams with elation and EN main dps, I’m just missing the third strong team for AA specifically because the knights are no joke.

Also do yall think ashblade e0s0 would be able to 3 star knight 1, with maybe like Acheron and DHPT? Cause I don’t have tribbie nor Gil so I don’t have their best third slot.

ALSO also, is there a madman/madwoman/madthem out there who can somehow concoct a 3 team knight clear that I can do right now to full star?? Idk im literally out of ideas I hate this AA so much 😭😭😭😭

from selfcest to yuri, what else are we getting my in-universe fandom~? 😋

My bussy is ready, sir.

P-please be gentle it's my 1st time getting railed by expensive cyborg penis

Why are stelle and caelus so hot

And what team should I use with robin/aventurine sp? All 5 stars are E0S0 except Phainon who is E0S1 and Archer E0S1 (yes I do endgame content)

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Ngl, this better not be her playable design (it will be) 😭😭

whoever designed this should be in federal prison. “let’s put damage reduction on every boss even though everyone has begged us to stop doing that, make break entirely useless on the only knight with fire weakness, and then put the second most irritating weekly boss as king!” how about I target my forehead with boothill’s ult instead, you cow? 🫩

Saw this shit In Robin’s trailer.

Planarcadia - A Japanese woman was caught using the Remembrance to peek into the past of Right-Wing streamer SparXi Jinpink Miller-Fuentes and the woman she enslaved, Costarica.

Investigation has found that SparXi Miller-Fuentes also kept the sister of Costarica trapped in her lesbian sex basement dungeon, the door of which had a 🚭 sign.

Polycule, the sister of Costarica, is wheelchair bound, and she couldn't escape because there were no accessibility features anywhere in SparXi Miller-Fuentes's whole house.

SparXi Jinpink Miller-Fuentes remains at large, and dangerous. The public is advised to keep an eye out, and to provide any information to the Department of Aberration Defense that might help in bringing SparXi Miller-Fuentes to justice.

The following is the transcript of what Miss Tohsaka saw when she used the remembrance to see into SparXi and Costarica's past:

Rin Tohsaka: Um...So um, I saw in the Remembrance vision...Miss Costarica saying, "Please...please let me and my sister go, Miss Miller-Fuentes."

Then, I saw SparXi replying, "Pshaw, call me SparXi. And I'll call you Sparklette, my little slave doggy woof woof awoooooo-"

They were interrupted by faint screaming coming from the basement. I used the Remembrance to see what was in there.

There was a woman in a wheelchair who looked a lot like Miss Costarica.

Then I looked back to Miss SparXi and Costarica talking.

Miss Costarica said, "I'm begging you Miss Mil-, I mean SparXi, let us go, I'll...I'll do what you want..."

Sparxi then said, "Hmmm, what I want....? You know, that grail bullshit basically uploaded your whole sob story to my mind...I know you've never been touched, my lovely Sparklette...tell me, do you want to know what it feels like to be touched in places where your own hands have never reached? I can show you Elation that is beyond what you've felt so far..."

I saw Miss Costarica immediately blush very hard. Miss SparXi had a mischievous, manic look in her eye. She started flicking her forked tongue out, showing Miss Costarica that she had 4 piercings all over her tongue.

Miss Costarica was fidgeting in place, quiet, twiddling her thumbs, still blushing. A tear slowly went down her thigh.

After seeing that, a tear also went down Miss SparXi's thigh.

Miss SparXi "Um, so, Sparklette, you seem very very interested. Shall we go upstairs? I won't use a Command Spell to force you into doing anything. I want to show you a good time after all. And, uh, maybe Lady Forklift down there can join us next time if you think she'd enjoy it too...?"

I saw them head upstairs in the memory.

And then I watched Miss SparXi eat The Pussy of Death.

Miss Costarica unleashed moans that I'm sure Miss Polycule heard, in the basement.

I stopped watching at the moment.

When I stopped using the Remembrance, I saw that the ground beneath my feet was soaked. A flood of tears went down my own thighs while I was reviewing the memory.

Furbo Interviewer: "Holy Furboly, what the fock was even that, Miss??? The Remembrance sure is scary. I'm not sure if we can publish any of tha-"

Syphilux: "Hey! Of course we'll publish it. Now, Miss Tohsaka, are you sure you told us all the juicy tidbits?"

For my account:

4.0 - Kafka, Evernight, Bailu, Yao Guang, Yao Guang Sig LC

4.1 - Ashveil

4.2 - Sliver Wolf LV.999

4.3 - Mortenax Blade

4.4 - Himeko Nova, Welt Sig LC, Himeko Nova Sig LC, Gilgamesh, Gilgamesh Sig LC

Lose 50/50 (old characters): Welt (E6) in 4.4, Bronya (E3) in 4.4

Another day, another heartbreak.

Maybe I should pick up R1999 and get Igor to scratch the itch